Next panel, Aurelia is telling them the wifi password.
2021-08-10 21:59:26 +0000 UTC
moo'd...
David Howe
2021-08-10 21:15:59 +0000 UTC
And now half a dozen Yaynodes are reviewing all of MommyMilker420's archives
Todd Ellner
2021-08-10 16:40:52 +0000 UTC
Honestly, she knows her kids. Trying to break it gently would just have given him anxiety. Come to think of it "it is okay to be different" was probably a huge chunk of her parenting effort for years
Alan Wiggs
2021-08-10 15:39:23 +0000 UTC
Yay is not accustomed to being laughed at.
Sleepy John
2021-08-10 15:38:52 +0000 UTC
I like that Aurelia knows her career is shockingβ¦ which implies she KNEW she was dropping a bomb on Clinton, and did it anyway. π
chili sunrise
2021-08-10 13:53:35 +0000 UTC
she's being very nice to yay, at two in the morning, when she doesn't even know her, I wish more people were like this - it would show the better side of human nature.. thanks jeph..
Ronald Burdick
2021-08-10 12:04:58 +0000 UTC
Which unusual hobby? Do you really think livestreaming as a anthropomorphic cow is as far as Aurelia goes?
David Durant
2021-08-10 10:21:20 +0000 UTC
Br'er Fox! That takes me back!
Duncan
2021-08-10 08:30:29 +0000 UTC
At first it read like a warning from an old cyberpunk novel: "I've got a custom Black Ice that will fry your brain in a couple of milliseconds!", but then I understood that she only meant her unusual hobby.
I wonder if Yay would read it as a threat/challenge?
Evgeniy Semyonov
2021-08-10 07:40:55 +0000 UTC
BTW, very smooth way of letting us know how old she was in the last strip!
Onyx
2021-08-10 06:37:10 +0000 UTC
<3 Also, she is 2 years older than I, so I want her as a friend now.
Onyx
2021-08-10 06:36:42 +0000 UTC
Don't throw her into that briar patch.
Professor Harmless
2021-08-10 05:25:42 +0000 UTC
Oh no, not espionage.
Shane Wegner
2021-08-10 04:46:57 +0000 UTC
Never change Yelling Bird. Never change.
Josh Moberly
2021-08-10 04:26:00 +0000 UTC
milktheyd
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2021-08-10 04:11:57 +0000 UTC
and thus a new milkmaid was borne
Bagge
2021-08-10 04:05:07 +0000 UTC
I LIVE FOR THE DAY THAT SOMEBODY HACKS MY INTERNET! I NEVER DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY AND THAT'S FUCKING INTENTIONAL!
Yelling Bird
2021-08-10 03:37:53 +0000 UTC
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." Aurelia feels she has nothing to hide. Her kids might feel differently, but too late.
Sleepy John
2021-08-10 03:32:31 +0000 UTC
Oh yeah.
KCkittysnores
2021-08-10 02:57:41 +0000 UTC
Great. Now I ship it.
DodgerEmerson
2021-08-10 02:51:54 +0000 UTC
Aurelia has all the chill her offspring lack.
William Cole
2021-08-10 02:05:41 +0000 UTC
Aurelia is chill, because she knows that if Yaay (or any other AI) tries to get into her network, she will probably have them trapped. Clinton is a John Elilcott-Chatham fanboy, but probably learned his own chops somewhere else, and is, actually, the greatest hacker of their time.
Claire is just not as much into computers.
2021-08-10 01:56:35 +0000 UTC
Funnily, my mind went to https://xkcd.com/341/
In my head cannon, Aurelia is QC's version of XKCD's Mrs. Roberts - the cookie baking mom who is the 2nd greatest hacker of her time. Among the kids though, it seems like Claire maps to Bobby and Clinton maps to Elaine.
2021-08-10 01:52:15 +0000 UTC
Probably premature, but... New ship?
2021-08-10 01:51:43 +0000 UTC
Totally! ;)
Rebecca D
2021-08-10 01:40:39 +0000 UTC
Chill? Of course she has chill! What is she, 49? 53? She's GenX like me, baby. We turned "whatever" into an emotion (to quote corrbette, one of my favorite TikTokers).
Vic or Vyxter
2021-08-10 01:31:59 +0000 UTC
One for each teat.
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
2021-08-10 01:30:31 +0000 UTC
Boy do I have news for your supposed 'normie' friend (and/or also yourself if you've not realised it yet either π€£)
Hint: psst, they be a furry yo!
thefinaldegree
2021-08-10 01:24:15 +0000 UTC
Just when I think I can't get any more sucked in to the QC world......
theaardvark
2021-08-10 01:23:53 +0000 UTC
LOL- TBF, why would she? MommyMilkers420, though quadrupley blessed; is just another avatar in a sea of probably a few million other avatars.
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-08-10 01:23:37 +0000 UTC
I managed to shock my therapist a couple times. It might have been the deadpan delivery.
Todd Ellner
2021-08-10 01:21:52 +0000 UTC
I fail to see how Yay does not know of MommyMilkers420
MikeT
2021-08-10 01:17:06 +0000 UTC
Her laugh startled yays hair curl to straighten
Bacon Lord
2021-08-10 01:05:14 +0000 UTC
My love for Aurelia grows daily.
Maria E.
2021-08-10 01:01:17 +0000 UTC
Um... didn't Yay - just a few hours ago - sift through the ENTIRE net in order to better understand copulation? I think Aurelia has an impedance mismatch here. (Try to tell a therapist a dream you find so disturbing that you almost can't bring yourself to think about it. They will, in turn, try not to snicker.)
Matt Grayson
2021-08-10 00:59:32 +0000 UTC
Mildly unsettled Yay is the best Yay
Magic Chopstick Games
2021-08-10 00:59:09 +0000 UTC
I am crushing on Aurelia so hard.
Ted Van Roekel
2021-08-10 00:59:01 +0000 UTC
No, but having an omnipotent AI be the kind of moderator that really wrecks trolls, Iβd be down for.
Miyaa
2021-08-10 00:58:04 +0000 UTC
Well, Claire displays levels of chill, sometimes undone where job searches are involved.
And I see Clinton moving in that direction as a result of his relationship with Elliot.
Michael Boettger
2021-08-10 00:57:37 +0000 UTC
LOL
Do it Yay,... PEEK.
Darnel D Cooper
2021-08-10 00:57:02 +0000 UTC
Mom powers are scary.
R L
2021-08-10 00:55:15 +0000 UTC
That would have been a learning experience...
Benjamin Coomer
2021-08-10 00:55:14 +0000 UTC
In an alternate timeline containing a Yay with less self control, they get home having discovered four new fetishes they don't have.
Thomas Halpin
2021-08-10 00:55:07 +0000 UTC
Taking bets on whether Aurelia gets Yay to go on her stream.
Binkenstein
2021-08-10 00:54:58 +0000 UTC
Well, *somebody* in the family has to have chill! The kids sure as hell don't π
Jon
2021-08-10 00:54:15 +0000 UTC
I have a normie friend who will send me cutesy furry porn as a joke. And I always responds with something like "if you wanna play the porn game, I will glass your planet in the name of the Emperor"
Elberik
2021-08-10 00:53:42 +0000 UTC
Yay has learned suprise, morbid curiosity and may soon learn don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Slashplane
2021-08-10 00:53:32 +0000 UTC
they are perfect for each other...
runrin
2021-08-10 00:53:15 +0000 UTC
Aurelia has Yay venturing into new, strange, and likely a bit disturbing waters. Yay's shocked look is pretty spot on.
Michael Boettger
2021-08-10 00:53:06 +0000 UTC
I mean, SOMEONE has to have some chill somewhere.
Jaron Mortimer
2021-08-10 00:52:38 +0000 UTC
"Ha ha! We've hacked into their internet... WHAT THE ACTUAL..."
Grace Kieser
2021-08-10 00:52:09 +0000 UTC
*their.
Yay uses they/them pronouns
Absentia
2021-08-10 00:52:08 +0000 UTC
Yay is probably regretting their decision to sit on that particular porch
Niskara
2021-08-10 00:52:08 +0000 UTC
God damn Aurelia. Iβm going to need to change my pants.
Miyaa
2021-08-10 00:51:51 +0000 UTC
Yay probably could survive bleaching their eyes
Edit:pronoun correction