Oh my God, Clinton, you can't just ask people if they are custom
I am the captian now
2021-07-25 20:21:34 +0000 UTC
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Brian Leahy
2021-07-25 18:15:53 +0000 UTC
I appreciate how Roko's comment applies equally well to Clinton and Yay
2021-07-25 16:30:39 +0000 UTC
WE ARE BOYFRIEND
Gaz
2021-07-25 16:07:02 +0000 UTC
Sex maybe, but mental health discussion and cat-induced physical trauma? Great bonding experiences, for me they probably would have been enough.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2021-07-25 15:37:42 +0000 UTC
Hold your horses gents, you just had sex with each other for the first time, you don't have to call boyfriends yet
Ace
2021-07-25 14:51:51 +0000 UTC
they were born to be adorkable.
Joe
2021-07-25 14:02:38 +0000 UTC
Cool?
Without neck vents?
Doubtful...
Leak
2021-07-25 12:11:21 +0000 UTC
Oh good, Clinton is still a massive dork. Well that's all right then,
Cass
2021-07-25 09:57:49 +0000 UTC
More frequent positive human interaction probably requires dialling back on the voice quality to avoid the uncanny valley.
Aleks
2021-07-25 08:29:39 +0000 UTC
It's going to take Yay less than a split second of crawling through his social media to decide that keeping their multibodied existence a secret is still the best play.
Aleks
2021-07-25 08:25:11 +0000 UTC
Yup, there it is. Immediately noticed the lack of neck seams. :)
Aleks
2021-07-25 08:16:42 +0000 UTC
Clinton lost brownie points with Yay for the lack of Hercules time, but quickly made them back through the power of nerd.
Absentia
2021-07-25 07:55:11 +0000 UTC
Poor Roko already knows about Yay's egomania.
Mark
2021-07-25 06:32:06 +0000 UTC
Both? Both? Both. Both is good
Carin Maja Brooks
2021-07-25 06:13:21 +0000 UTC
Yay is in fact very cool
Bagge
2021-07-25 05:51:55 +0000 UTC
This is what I want.
A cyborg body made to my own design.
pilgrim3
2021-07-25 05:23:23 +0000 UTC
HOW DO THESE TWO DORKS KEEP GETTING MORE ADORABLE
Fart Captor
2021-07-25 04:48:54 +0000 UTC
I love the way that Clinton and Elliot are taking turns being embarrassed.
FeyOne
2021-07-25 04:34:12 +0000 UTC
I just now noticed Yay's speech bubbles have gone from circles to squares. With some back track research, the first [square] bubble was on the Clinton/Elliot kiss page, so no wonder everyone was distracted.
Lightsabr2
2021-07-25 04:27:31 +0000 UTC
Yay Newfriend is canon, though “Coolbody” rings well.
KCkittysnores
2021-07-25 04:15:50 +0000 UTC
Probably when the lights come on. I'm near-sighted but I don't have night blindness. In low-light conditions, I see without my glasses as well as, or better than, someone with 20/20 vision.
Czarzhan
2021-07-25 04:05:09 +0000 UTC
And we finally learned their full name: Yay Coolbody!
James C
2021-07-25 03:54:42 +0000 UTC
Curse my inability to read properly.
I read "Yay's ass"
Jackson Mccreery
2021-07-25 03:47:02 +0000 UTC
For once, I agree with dick-tits here.
TwoRavens
2021-07-25 03:17:46 +0000 UTC
HELL YEAH! THREESOME WITH THE SPOOKY-BOT!
Yelling Bird
2021-07-25 03:09:23 +0000 UTC
I can't wait to see Clintons reaction when he finds out Yay is basically all powerful.
Ryan X
2021-07-25 03:09:06 +0000 UTC
My name is Newfriend and I am your new friend
I live downstairs
I hear you taking out your garbage
I hear you loving your BOYFRIEND
Diptych
2021-07-25 03:01:46 +0000 UTC
So Yay would be on Clinton's exception list?
Alex Borders
2021-07-25 03:00:27 +0000 UTC
Oh, come on. Clinton knows about the singular “they”. There’s no reason for him to think Yay is plural rather than enby.
KCkittysnores
2021-07-25 02:18:35 +0000 UTC
Clinton's either going to pass out or level up his social stat by the end of this night
Dylan T
2021-07-25 02:18:26 +0000 UTC
Clinton has no doubt noticed the pronoun and its significance. Meeting Hannelore has now moved into second place in his Nerd Experience Pantheon.
Speaking of which, for entities trying to stay secret, they *are* kinda shouting "Yoohoo! AI community! We exist! Neener neener!" Or is it a case of "Being an Outside Context Problem means never having to say you're sorry"?
Matt Grayson
2021-07-25 02:06:04 +0000 UTC
We are all boyfriend on this fine day
2021-07-25 02:04:54 +0000 UTC
Are dee human or are dee boyfrrend. (Is that what you meant, or am I showing my age?)
Matt Grayson
2021-07-25 01:59:42 +0000 UTC
Clinton's special interest+how socially awkward he is feeds in to Yay's... Yayness... Very well.
Just Jupiter (Chelsea)
2021-07-25 01:58:43 +0000 UTC
The moment he realizes he met a collective conscious AI... He gonna pop... Again...
David Martelli
2021-07-25 01:51:37 +0000 UTC
boyfriendss boyfriendss we had a little nookie now we're boyfriendss hey cool body, what's it's range
SpookyPenguin
2021-07-25 01:48:29 +0000 UTC
Just "fascinated" or "obsessed and/or fixated"?
Andrew Mitchell
2021-07-25 01:44:28 +0000 UTC
My head-canon? Yay not only designed it but they invented new manufacturing processes to make their bodies and they've hidden all the tech in an underground lair somewhere.
Andrew Mitchell
2021-07-25 01:43:06 +0000 UTC
Auros, I think so. She found someone she resonated with.
Sparky
2021-07-25 01:40:51 +0000 UTC
Isn't Brun kind of accidating one of the bots now, after falling asleep on her?
Auros Harman
2021-07-25 01:39:31 +0000 UTC
This puts a new spin on the dopey pickup line, "If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?" For a robot "enthusiast", gettin' it on with multiple Yays seems like a peak life experience.
Auros Harman
2021-07-25 01:36:20 +0000 UTC
Damn it Clinton. This is some Pandora's Box situation you just triggered.
R L
2021-07-25 01:33:52 +0000 UTC
yay, new friend!
Tamara Macadam
2021-07-25 01:19:45 +0000 UTC
My god Clinton. You are such a cinnamon roll.
Miyaa
2021-07-25 01:16:12 +0000 UTC
I'm totally down for this fan-service.
Andrew Mitchell
2021-07-25 01:09:05 +0000 UTC
Pure fan-service. Someone(s) in the comments said recently that Clinton's going to notice Yay's body and that it was custom. (Or I might be conflating two different comments.)
Andrew Mitchell
2021-07-25 01:08:40 +0000 UTC
I like Clinton & Elliot. Brun needed someone else. But Yay & Emily + Elliot & Clinton seems possible. But let’s see it flow …
Sparky
2021-07-25 01:05:31 +0000 UTC
Yay is Yay... all else ARE BOYFRIEND!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-07-25 01:01:17 +0000 UTC
Clinton is the person most likely to be fascinated by Yay's actual situation
Thomas Halpin
2021-07-25 00:59:53 +0000 UTC
Oh God no.
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-07-25 00:59:52 +0000 UTC
Clinton grabbing on Elliot's arm to put around him is adorkable!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-07-25 00:59:09 +0000 UTC
So, I'm not entirely sure which one Roko is concerned has encouraged the other one. This could go either way!
Brooks Moses
2021-07-25 00:58:29 +0000 UTC
Of course the body is custom. Yay probably designed it, or hired the best designer.
Bill Marcum
2021-07-25 00:57:58 +0000 UTC
Clint: Wow! Cool robot!
KingAtticus
2021-07-25 00:57:18 +0000 UTC
Also THEY SAID THE THING HOORAY
Lana Del Prey
2021-07-25 00:55:40 +0000 UTC
Roko seems to be happily approving of this latest development. At least in the first panel.
Not so much by the third.
Michael Boettger
2021-07-25 00:55:10 +0000 UTC
Very like inviting a vampire...
Kenneth Carlile
2021-07-25 00:54:59 +0000 UTC
Easiest way to make sure Yay doesn't stay mad at you.
Compliment their looks.
Joel Bateman
2021-07-25 00:54:20 +0000 UTC
Boyfriends plural with each other! :D
Joanna
2021-07-25 00:53:52 +0000 UTC
Absence of glasses
Elberik
2021-07-25 00:53:21 +0000 UTC
YOU WILL BE ASS-IMILATED
Jono Hayward
2021-07-25 00:52:48 +0000 UTC
I wonder when Clinton is going to realize he doesn't have his glasses
Elberik
2021-07-25 00:52:47 +0000 UTC
Don't you mean a super Yay Eye?
Drazi
2021-07-25 00:52:43 +0000 UTC
The two of them trading blushy faces. They really are meant for one another.
Lana Del Prey
2021-07-25 00:52:42 +0000 UTC
I love them almost as much as I love their size dynamic
Hope
2021-07-25 00:52:40 +0000 UTC
Yay is my favourite
The Bird
2021-07-25 00:52:34 +0000 UTC
Are we human, or are we boyfriend?
Scott Gosnell
2021-07-25 00:52:31 +0000 UTC
It's so weird to me that this is how Clinton meets Yay and not through his existing friend group that already knows them. But Yay works in mysterious ways.
fluffy
2021-07-25 00:52:20 +0000 UTC
I support this plan.
William Karr
2021-07-25 00:52:08 +0000 UTC
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna ask all new aquaintances if their body is custom from now on.
Spoogle McGee
2021-07-25 00:51:43 +0000 UTC
And Clinton's curiosity has been piqued: hijinks ensue
Michael Boettger
2021-07-25 00:51:37 +0000 UTC
Yay, a super AI but vulnerable to flattery
Michael
2021-07-25 00:51:25 +0000 UTC
Hahahaha, I love Ya's sass
BioYuGi
2021-07-25 00:51:20 +0000 UTC
WE ARE BOYFRIEND
Will Weaver
2021-07-25 00:51:18 +0000 UTC
Better clear the splash zone. Clinton is sure to have a nerdgasm.
Elberik
2021-07-25 00:51:08 +0000 UTC
Clinton would completely lose his mind if he ever found out who/what Yay really is.