Risky Treatment

I noticed that too lol

Isn't one of Clint's hands robotic?

A Lys Lindheim

"Chat" is French for cat!

BobC

Elliot turns to writing stories under a pseudonym. His first one? "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Bawls.

BobC

I see Clinton is in to a little S&M.

Chris Crowther

Well, logic and comfort didn’t help Elliot feel better- maybe this will at least distract him…?

Jason Li

From my experience, chill is easier when you realize you can handle an emergency better than anyone else present. It may be bad but if you don't do something it'll be worse.

Chloë Salzenberg

Elliot is so anxious that Clinton’s compensating with a greater-than-zero amount of chill

chili sunrise

Even with clothes sometimes a cats claw can poke through your clothes and scratch your skin.

Scotty

A bare lap and sharp claws don't mix.

Scotty

Hercules knows what he's doing.

Lucy

You forget clinton robot hand

Sarah Buisson

Ah yes, the fuck-spiral of the anxiety negative feedback loop. I know it well.

Josh Moberly

I... don't think cats do that? Yours must have branched off the main genetic line 10k years ago 😜

Duncan

Sounds like Elliot might have some boo-boos that Clinton needs to kiss to make feel better

Carin Maja Brooks

Oh, Elliot ... 🥺 This is me, and I adore Clinton for his handling of the situation. 💚

Daniel Blom Paulsen

Archeologists in 1000 years: "Surely they were *very good pals*, such *excellent friends*."

Atashkada

It was THAT GOOD :D

JourneymanWizard

Is it gay to touch tips after sex?

Aleks

omg Jeph I'm about to bust a vein laughing. Reminds me so much of my cat who loves to snuggle and then idly wonders what its like to bite my nose or my hand. And she didn't get the memo about claws, she's lovely but let's just say don't have a career as a balloon clown around her.

SpookyPenguin

Poor Jeph, cursed to always forget the robo hand

At some point I think it would be smart for Clinton to check in and make sure this was all ok for Elliot. There is a possibility here that Elliot's actually not ok with the sex and is projecting that onto Clinton. It seems pretty unlikely, given his initial "wow" reaction, but worth asking the question once and then accepting the answer once given. If nothing else, that's a way for Clinton to role model accepting such reassurance. (To be fair, Clinton is doing his best, and I think they'll work through this one way or the other.)

Lisa

Yet another way I'm like Elliot <3 Minus the claws in my lap lol (Claws on bare thighs hurt almost as much tho.)

Onyx

My cat won't jump on my lap if I'm wearing shorts because she knows it will be uncomfortable for me. She's the best.

runrin

2021 theme song

Jax

I LOVE CLAWS IN MY LAP!

Yelling Bird

Herc’s grin 🤣

Aussie Jim

Ooh yes yes yes indeed…. Erhm… i mean… some more artwork would be nice.

Jimmy Thorsell

T-shirts last a couple weeks in this house before developing holes. If I'm lucky ..

Lars Gottlieb

Cat pads are a thing. And handy even if you aren't nekkid.

OldGoat

Today I learnt that I am Elliott

JD

OMG This is so cute. I can totally relate to the perils of pointy murder mittens and exposed skin. Anyone else low key hoping for some bonus Patreon risqué/nsfw artwork of these two?

Also Elliot and Hannelore should have a chat.

Oh Elliot, you have generalized anxiety disorder. Do some deep breathing in and out. Make a therapy appointment. Go on medication. Start meditating. Clinton is handling this as well as can be expected. They really are good for each other.

1 foot apart, 'cuz they are gay!

TubaGinger

Even with clothes on this is an issue. Had two pairs of jeans ruined by the claws of startled cats.

Tudza

"I'll teach you to never to lock ME out ever again...."

Ian Wolfe

He is probably having some post coitus chill clarity here.

Shawn K. Younkin

How to tell me this is your first time, without telling me this is your first time...

Shawn K. Younkin

BROS! BROS! BROS!

el_zilcho

Hercules looks pleased.

Aaron Schulz

Very smart move, Clinton. Giving Elliot something REAL to worry about!!

Andrew Mitchell

Are you sure? Cats really like playing with balls. 😇

Drazi

Now you know why we have a cat named "Red"

Slashplane

Just make sure to wash thoroughly with soap and water quickly and it's fine!

Grace Kieser

No Hercules, that's not a toy. Neither are those.

Elberik

😳

😂

The synthetic covering is blending really well and he covered the seam with makeup, there.

I was about to say - at least he's distracted from his anxiety. Now he has something else to worry about!

Just James

Panic attack averted!

Dean Reilly

Oh no! Continuity error! Clinton's got both hands!!!

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Looks like Clinton has the same problem I do: flat ass. I feel ya, Clinton, I feel ya.

Everett Bradshaw

🤣

"hanging out" :3c

Sammitch

just Joes bein' bros

R. Francis Smith

Poor precious disaster boys.

Vicki McLachlan

The last one had all sorts of problems with grit getting into the workings so Faye convinced him to wear a cover, which apparently matches to his skin tone. Surprising they had one in "Daywalker."

Andrew L Butula

OMG THE SEX WAS SO GOOD IT HEALED CLINTON’S HAND. Quick, somebody go get Luke Skywalker! 😂

Not going to be a round 2 tonight...

Mark Thomas

Also, Clinton should probably check if Elliot's refractory period is up and distract him with more sexytimes.

The World Famous Chocomerican

um... did Clintons' hand grow back? Shouldn't one be opera-glove white?

Peter McDevitt

I am feeling extremely called out by this recent series of updates. How dare you.

This is why robes and blankets when you have cats. To prevent naked lap accidents.

The World Famous Chocomerican

Satisfaction with a job well done

Magic Chopstick Games

She's probably waiting outside for them to figure it out.

The World Famous Chocomerican

this is so delightful and I'm sorry for Elliot, but I'm also laughing enough that I had to stop typing for a sec.

Thomas Halpin

HELPING!

lilibat

Somewhere, Yay is watching this and shrugging: "Should've put Hercules into my care for the evening."

Nulgar

Hercules is SO happy about this!

Douglas E. Smith

Maybe Herc kneads to.

Edward Clayton Andrews

These two are a gay disaster and I'm here for it

Dylan T

Mood https://i.imgur.com/IZmMiLt.png

Maugrim

Yup. Hercules makes biscuits on Elliot's privates. Clinton, you didn't think this through. And Hercules loses his bedroom privileges.

Michael Boettger

... okay, i'll let inserting pussy into a gay scene slide THIS TIME. But I've got my eye on you!

Edward Clayton Andrews

Poor Elliott.

Indigo

Happy cats have happy feet!

Shaun

Hercules: Distraction Mode

I can't get over how chill and socially competent Clinton is these days. Compared to when we first met him, it's like night and day.

I have had this happen IT IS THE #1 NO CATS WHEN NAKED ARGUMENT

Leaflemming

Cat on naked lap = Danger! Potential infection risk! Cat scratch fever is no joke. Especially so close to sensitive bits.

TwoRavens

This is why you put a towel down first.

Auros Harman

I love these two

Joel Bateman

Don't slap the balls Hercules!!!!!!!

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

***OW***

Tamara Macadam

Post-coitus panic attack is incredibly relatable tho

Hercules noooo

Derpy Hercules makes everything better.... usually

Michael

and they were roommates who were also best friends

Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde

No, Hercules! Don’t make biscuits THERE!

Miyaa

Oh no

Jackie Horn