An Eyeful

in my experience, if one is wearing pants the other is too.

The World Famous Chocomerican

cats where they shouldn’t be @nocatplaces

Ísabel Pirsic

Is Clinton wearing any pants? I choose to go with “No”.

Joseph Robertson

Besides, pets are already naked! It's not like they haven't seen a dong before!

Grace Kieser

Sarah Millican on pets during sexy times https://youtu.be/Kya6Rhs6KnE

Boris Pelakh

Horrible? Or HILARIOUS?

Ted Van Roekel

Damn Clinton really showing some top energy.

Yessssssssssssssss

Hannah K

they gonna ask so many questions anyway

Krestus

Clinton's lack of chill has given him power. Horny, horny power.

Hugh Eckert

😳

Daniel Blom Paulsen

I just had a horrible vision of the next comic being four frames of different shots of Hercules with just voice bubbles from the boys.

Julie Chan

kinda expected Yay to pop on and take Hercules but maybe they are not in fact spying on everyone all the time

n.

"The power of the Boner"

A pillow under the small of the back gives better access to certain places you want to get at during the sexual act.

Jeffrey Anderson

That cat is gonna get all up in the middle of the sexy stuff.

Jeffrey Anderson

But, but, Hercules will tell Yay all about it! And they'll ask so many questions!

Andrew

My ex and I had two cats during our time together. The one was a kitten and would think we were playing and try to jump on us. A real vibe-kill, but also hilarious. The other, Rufus, would just quietly stake out his corner of the bed, all "no amount of your human weirdness is going to make me give up My Spot." Occasionally I would absent-mindedly reach out to pet Rufus during the act and then suddenly realise what I was doing and be weirded out all over again lol

Actually, come to think of it... so F. domesticus is a social creature. I'm reminded of hearing one theory that, as part of their social behavior, cats follow people into the bathroom because they know we're in a vulnerable position, and they're kind of keeping watch. To protect us. So the watching their owners fuck might be similar, they're keeping watch while you're... engaging in behavior that they know makes an animal vulnerable. But also maybe they're just curious. We know astonishingly little for certain about cats for how long they've been with us.

Valraven

Is there a reason they're to the side of the pillow?

Herc :D

Next time get Herc stoned on catnip first

Todd Ellner

and for the rest of the week, Hercules avoided even looking at Elliot, scarred mentally by what he witnessed.

Absentia

No retreat, no surrender.

Absentia

Hercules, called Mood-Killer.

Sleepy John

and for the rest of the week, Eliot will imagine Hercules to snigger whenever he walks past

Bagge

As long as they don’t try and climb on your back mid coitus…

AlexKorobeiniki

You can't stop the horny, Mal. Nothing can stop the horny

Fart Captor

You know the answer is "all of the above".

Nicolas Dao-Phan

My experience with cats is that he doesn't want to come in now, he just doesn't want the door to be closed in case he wants to come in later.

Aleks

I hate self-editing my comments before they're posted...

BobC

The pessimist in me is thinking something is going to go wrong. My guesses: 1.) Hercules is allowed to watch, but ruins it by being a bad kitty (Scratching Naughty bits, being noisy, etc.) 2.) Yay ruins it by bursting in and professing their interest in Elliot. Love Triangle ensues. 3.) The concept of Sexual Orientation VS. Romantic Orientation rears it's head unexpectedly, making things awkward but allowing for a conversation to occur that doesn't normally get addressed in media as much as it should.

The Secret Sponsor

blink blink......hmmm

Cats are pervs. Mine always stakes out his corner of the bed and watches

Emma May

Has been since the first kiss. If it were up to Elliott they would still be awkwardly dancing around the whole thing. Nerd Focus For the Win!

Todd Ellner

Does Clinton's robot hand have...settings?

ParagonRocky

That's why new bfs/gfs should always feed the cat

Todd Ellner

My dog nudged her way into the room once. She immediately tried to lick the dude's fingers which had just moments before been in, well, me. My dog isn't allowed near the bedroom during sexy times any more.

Amy Hansford

so... I had a cat jump on my back in the middle of that once. I can say from experience that it can be quite a mood killer.

Kamena

cats do like to watch

Gaz

cat dont care

Marty BlackEagle

My cats have definitely seen some shit and they're fine.

The World Famous Chocomerican

Respect

RadiusUlna

I think you've just predicted the basis for Monday's strip. Eliot and Clinton are walking out of the Emergency Room, Clinton's pants are covered in red. Eliot is embarrassedly apologizing for fainting at the sight of so much blood.

That Blair Guy

*chews thoughtfully on a piece of straw* …hain’t never been watched by a cat before during intimate times, has ye

Magic Chopstick Games

Perseverance! Go for it!

Thomas Halpin

Over the years, our cats have been annoyed, judgemental, or curious - and we have just shoved them off the bed. They come back afterward.

Jennifer Doyle

That actually happened to me once a long long time ago. That’s why the cat (and the dog) are not welcome in the bedroom during sexy time.

Ron Braithwaite

You do realize, friend Bird, that Yowling Cat has you beat on points by a 3 to 1 margine...

Joseph Bonnar

Hercules won't get past all the motion on the bed

Glenn

Clinton is DETERMINED.

Dylan T

as long as cats don't try to swipe at anything

Dan Curtis

WOO! YEAH! I LIKE WHERE THIS IS FUCKIN' GOING!

Yelling Bird

Twin turbos

MikeT

Because Jeph's ad networks won't let him post dongers.

Sammitch

cats be like

Tamara Macadam

why is Eliot still in his drawers?

Paul Higdon

Aww man, I saw Turbo Horny back at Warped Tour in '08. They went onstage right after Himbo Extreme.

Jaron Mortimer

Don’t do it! That’s how you end up with claw scars on your nards!

There are cats who are capable of some form of jealousy. I haven't heard of their attacking, like with claws, but knocking over flower pots, etc.

Chas Simmons

As a cat owner I can relate.

Scott Vogel

Geezz Eliot, lose the britches.

OldGoat

That joke has been a family favorite for literal generations.

Ted Van Roekel

It's all fun and games until you get a cold nose in the buttcrack.

Atomic

Yeah, when you're in a house that belongs to a strange cat, it pays to cover up the fragile parts, in case they get whimsical.

Noise

GDI

Miyaa

So Clinton is going to, uh, climb the eyeful tower?

Auros Harman

What makes you think Clinton isn't the top

Salodni Ikkis

Is this what a power bottom looks like?

The Bird

You learn how to ignore it

KingAtticus

My cat has seen many things. And has always been quiet about it. The only worry would be if Hercules decided to swat some random dangly bits.

Michael Boettger

Cats are ultra judgy, though.

Elberik

And when kitty wants to cuddle?

Hakurei06

This is just a reality you have to accept when you have a pet. Sometimes they're gonna see stuff.

Megan Lovett

He might learn something.

Everett Bradshaw

You say that now, Clinton. But will you be able to perform while a cat is judging you?

Elberik

Fuck yeah, Clinton! Get that dick!

EnterTheHero

Huh, okay, Elliot isn't even fully naked yet. Guess they hadn't gotten as far as I thought. Also, this totally happened with my lady love a month back. We got down to hard core sexing, and the cat kept yowling. Not to be let in, but for attention.

GregD

That's a big fucking mood Clinton

Garrett Colon

“If he dies, he dies.”

Miyaa

Fuckin GET IT

Hope

I mean, he IS just a cat.

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