Checking Out

Eeeewwwwwww (Didn't need the mental picture)

Darnel D Cooper

I really really hope "Internet Jerry" is actually just Barry when he's not harvesting moose semen.

Maran Little

That Internet Jerry sure is sketchy. I bet there will be an appearance in the comic soon. :3

onitake

Oh YAY, you read my mind about a story arc with Pintsize's new body lol - imagining Marten and Faye pushing a wheelbarrow with disassembled Pintsize frantically across town at night, post-apocalyptic ro undercover style lol. Maybe SpaceStation fights Pintsize for control of it?

Sarah

Heh. Finally a legit chance for Faye to take him apart. She wanted to do that, albeit more permanently, for how long exactly?

Matthias Urlichs

All you need is a USB cable from the Transcend.

Matt Grayson

They would grey that option out if they knew it was Pintsize.

dcy665 .

I'm betting... experimental porn-bot features, and the boff-history has accidentally been left intact.

Harmony Petersen

didn't think possums were an option!

Tim Williams

Wait.... Who transfered pintsizes brain box into this body? Internet Jerry?

anybody want to make bets that Faye finds some milSpec hardware on that chassis? XD

KapsLocked

anyway, does the dick Faye and Bubbles make him fit the new chassis? asking for a frie... um... guy I know.

Bagge

Mandatory service appointment. I really hope there are baby possums.

But if you do *also* have enemies you really want a friend like her.

Jeremy

Faye strong.

Stephen Wells

With friends like Faye you don't really need enemies.

Chris Crowther

I think Pintsize will be too

Randall Norman Pick

The best friends inspect each other for opossums

AlyxHaestrom

If he is not full of baby possums I shall be vastly disappointed.

Jax

This is how Faye Whitaker does 'friendship'.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm going to have to...operate.

SpookyPenguin

I love that Fay know internet jerry's work

Bagge

THE WIFI IN HERE IS FUCKING GREAT!

Yelling Bird

But like shitty military grade, like pants that constantly rip or the MRE flavors no one wants

Jeremy Jorgensen

Plot twist: Pinsize new body is also military grade.

Daniel Rydberg

Pintsize is a person, but his body is a thing. The type of thing Faye spends all day taking apart and putting back together.

Solomon Garland

This is the 2nd time in two strips where Faye's treated an AI like a thing not a person. Not cool.

David Durant

I'M CURRENTLY ROOSTING IN HIS ASS!

Yelling Bird

Yeah, but May's old body came from a reputable government source. Pintsize got *his* from a shady dealer of bizarre goods and services. One of these provides quality, the other does not.

Pintsize's old chassis has been repurposed into a sex toy courtesy of Something*Positive. https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/

Faye instantly goes into mama bear mode, i love it.

Absentia

This is basically a metaphor for having a friend who is a doctor, isn't it?

Ben Russell-Gough

Faye is so good 😭😭😭

Brian

Male-to-badass

chili sunrise

What Faye isn't saying is that technically Pintsize does qualify for a discount, because of the important role he played in Faye's career development, but because he also gets charged the "Chaos Goblin Tax", the two cancel each other out to make the price the same as regular price.

Welp, given that May's old body spontaneously combusted, this is a worthwhile precaution.

Ack

Like in "A Voyage to Arcturus"...

Who says Internet Jerry isn't an AI, and it's his real name? Stranger names have popped up here...

Leak

TraHS PaNda tHiEVIng!!!1!

JourneymanWizard

🎶 Innnn-ter-net Jerry!* 🎵 “Buy two limbs and the third one’s FREE!”

Magic Chopstick Games

Not really any harder than sorting out cell phones or recognizing a person with a new haircut.

Ardent Slacker

What's the issue with being full of baby possums?

Carin Maja Brooks

She'd yeet you to the curb for even thinking that! No, I see nothing but concern that possums don't hatch out of him and lay eggs in her mouth of something.

Nicolas Demers

Would Yay go to bat for Pintsize if Internet Jerry ripped him off? Would Yay be interested in Pintsize’s old chassis for that matter?

Summer Sudbrink

Need to charge him extra. Responsibility tax.

trenomata

Possibly actual ticks. They're infesting the sawdust.

Hugh Eckert

Also, she knows she'd better get the upper hand with Pintsize right away or else he might do something to her that Bubbles would have to respond to.

Hugh Eckert

Faye continues to be the dream. Add her to the "thought it was a crush turns out it's transition goals" list

Probably also looking to exercise an ounce of prevention now to avoid a pound of cure down the line, since in all probability Martin would be on the hook for any costs Pintsize can't cover.

Andrew L Butula

THANK YOU!

Darnel D Cooper

Well, at least she didn't say "Abso-FUCKING-lutely not."

BobC

Faye, are you totally checking him out?

Andrew

Well, offering Pintsize a discount would let her ADD glitches if enough aren't there already.

BobC

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4546

William Burns

I wonder how A.I.s are identified when they can switch bodies and looks on a whim.

Dan Curtis

I'm sure she's had to help Internet Jerry's customers with sketch parts before.

Kuragari

I'm surprised to see that no one has yet considered that Union Robotics might be a CUSTOMER of Internet Jerry. His prices are good, and as long as they insist on inspection before acceptance and payment, they can be sure they aren't getting the sawdust-and-possum product.

Alex Borders

After his heart-to-heart with Claire, I'm calling Pintsize walking in the door and instantly trying to make others feel bad a return to unhealthy coping mechanisms.

Diptych

He’ll fuck that tugboat yet.

Or a personal trainer. "Hey, I couldn't help but notice you're slightly favoring your left leg. How're your knees?"

Buck Caldwell

It's long gone https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/

Todd Ellner

She's a pro and knows him too well

Todd Ellner

The fact she knows about internet Jerry enough to be cautious

Chase the Dragon

Internet Jerry probably sends a lot of business to Union Robotics indirectly.

TubaGinger

The sawdust is needed for the baby possums' litter box.

kaitou

What makes Pintsize tick? Find out literally in the next episode of Questionable Content! Same splat time, same splat channel.

Simon Green

Oh god this is the endgame for his giant metal dick, isn't it.

Daniel S

Aww, this is sweet as hell. And I love that Faye knows about Internet Jerry

Fart Captor

I mean if all he screwed himself out of is a discount he must be loved

He said "yet" and I am not even surprised.

R L

Can I just say how nice it is to see how, despite pintsize's generally terrible personality, everyone still generally cares about them and *gurgling possom noises*

Ed Marshall

This is what being friends with a physical therapist is like.

Ted Van Roekel

A feature Pintsize SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED

Jono Hayward

Awkwardly

Rich Holmes

I love her aggressive approach to bringing in new clients. Also love her unsettling ability to look at a person and see them as a potential client. Like a doctor who is at a party and just silently diagnoses everyone he meets.

Thisguy

Their business may be *surviving* because of Internet Jerry's product line

Rich Holmes

Faye cares about you, Pintsize, but it is *very* begrudgingly. Do not push your luck.

Dylan T

Look, as much as I love pint size shenanigans, It’s been days, and I need to know how Elliot and Clinton’s date went

Could he be a psychic psycho?

Joseph Bonnar

Maybe a little, but she's also smart and cynical enough to know that any long term hardware problems are going to end up in her shop anyway.

Noise

faye means BUSINESS

Tamara Macadam

I hope he gets the family discount instead. Same as the friend discount, but the friendly insults are a little closer to home.

Orion Rhine

Faye has, in the past, been a queen of sketchy decisions, so she knows what she's talking about. Also, she and Bubbles may have experience with Internet Jerry"s product line.

Michael Boettger

That's caring of her. But a friend's discount? THAT CROSSES THE LINE!

Joseph Bonnar

Aww, she does care!

K C

Are we sure that isn’t Winslow in disguise?

Matt Grayson

Internet Jerry is probably psychic or maybe that’s psycho.

Miyaa

🎵 I’m checkin out, (she’s checkin’ out!) 🎵

Chris

still can’t get over the fact that pintsize is a twink

Rhipidura

Please link old comics with internet Jerry references. Its sounding vaguely familiar.

Potato Moses

Faye DOES care. Truly the biggest plot twist ever

Excuse you Faye being filled with baby opossums is a feature, not a bug

Faye showing the tough love

fizzlefist

I like Internet Jerry

AKOD

Hands off, Fay! Dang! 😳

GodsInTheCogs

is she trying to butter him up to sell his old body?

Peter McDevitt

Just like when you have a mechanic for a friend

Michael