Just lightly toasted on the fronts.
Ruth Merriam
2021-06-21 14:54:03 +0000 UTC
...and now all of that bread is overbaked.
Matt Pedone
2021-06-21 13:00:18 +0000 UTC
And there's the classic critical mass blushing we've come to love.
jimfromtx
2021-06-21 02:53:28 +0000 UTC
wrong strip?
Hakurei06
2021-06-21 01:55:52 +0000 UTC
An internet vote says the eastern standard vs eastern daylight time leads to awkward hijinks.
2021-06-21 01:18:31 +0000 UTC
Dayum, Elliot! Get it!
Richard Muir
2021-06-21 01:11:07 +0000 UTC
They are so cute <3
lazymagpie
2021-06-20 21:50:15 +0000 UTC
Clinton done goofed up again, Elliot was pretty alright
Ísabel Pirsic
2021-06-20 21:23:56 +0000 UTC
I forgot how amazing Pintsize’s punchline was.
chili sunrise
2021-06-20 19:09:00 +0000 UTC
I don't always "Like" these Patreon posts, but when I do it's Because Elliot. ;)
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2021-06-20 18:39:39 +0000 UTC
oh my goddess the gay panic is very much real here and very much a mood.
Absentia
2021-06-20 17:45:01 +0000 UTC
I don't want normal convo! I want them to be their awkward selves AND get a room!!
2021-06-20 15:49:02 +0000 UTC
are we sure they haven't?
2021-06-20 15:41:18 +0000 UTC
THESE DORKS💙
RadiusUlna
2021-06-20 14:47:42 +0000 UTC
They will do that third panel/fourth panel thing a lot, won't they?
Bagge
2021-06-20 14:35:02 +0000 UTC
THIS IS THE BEST 😆😍
I am the captian now
2021-06-20 14:14:41 +0000 UTC
SQUEEEEEEEEEE 💚💚💚
Daniel Blom Paulsen
2021-06-20 13:39:51 +0000 UTC
Good thing Elliot is an (adorable) dork flirt, because Clinton continuing to overheat and short circuit at PG imagery of Elliot is absolutely fine by me: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4333
Phantas
2021-06-20 11:49:02 +0000 UTC
Yeah, c'mon Jeph, it's time for them to get a room.
Jeffrey Anderson
2021-06-20 11:08:04 +0000 UTC
Bread dough need some warmth to rise properly. Elliot is apparently able to provide said warmth in ample amount, which is why he's good at his job.
Cley Faye
2021-06-20 08:49:27 +0000 UTC
CLINTON’S BLUSH
2021-06-20 08:23:30 +0000 UTC
Just one night, but on Darillium...
Duncan
2021-06-20 08:08:17 +0000 UTC
That is something I would say and then turn beet red and stuttering lol.
Onyx
2021-06-20 08:00:21 +0000 UTC
OMG Elliot = me again LOL
Onyx
2021-06-20 07:59:33 +0000 UTC
sometimes I think about how all of these characters come from Jeph, and like, there’s a tiny part of Jeph’s brain that is Elliot, and a tiny part of Jeph’s brain that is Clinton, and he IS all of the characters. He can make Elliot and Clinton smooch in his head WHENEVER HE WANTS and he probably already has.
Zwischen_Welten
2021-06-20 07:49:58 +0000 UTC
I'm thinking they need to knock the edge off so they can have normal convo.
Darnel D Cooper
2021-06-20 07:28:01 +0000 UTC
I haven’t heard of that one. *adds to reading list*
LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)
2021-06-20 07:05:15 +0000 UTC
I'm so unbelievably happy for these two <3
Rat Mann
2021-06-20 06:50:53 +0000 UTC
::Roko blushes too, but it's because of those fresh, doughy sourdough loves::
Shane Wegner
2021-06-20 05:34:37 +0000 UTC
“Throw him on that gurney and mount him like a lion.”
2021-06-20 03:54:07 +0000 UTC
:D Thanks for sharing!
2021-06-20 03:36:24 +0000 UTC
Geez, Clinton reminds me of when I was pretty much the only straight guy in gay clubs (I had a gay best friend). The first couple times he brought me with him I'd blush scarlet at every come-on, from both embarrassment and total confusion. Getting drinks bought for me, getting asked to dance. I felt like I was that beach ball in the crowd at a concert. I may have gone "Fweee". Just a little.
At each new club, my friend would introduce me as: "This is my friend Bob. He's not gay. Yet." I thought it was clever. After about the third or fourth time I realized his introduction was like tossing a baby penguin into a sea of sharks.
I learned a few things. The first was that I knew nothing of come-ons: Those men were masters! Second, I got a tiny sliver of awareness of what women get put through every day. Consent matters, even in the small "harmless" things.
Sigh. Once people knew I was OK with "the game" (I was on their turf, after all), even the staff got into it. I can't count the times a "waitress" would lean way over and rub "her" chest hair in my face, or would sit on my lap when taking the table's orders. Yes, every last one of them was gorgeous. Really, really pretty.
Needless to say, there were some repercussions in my life. But that's a whole 'nother book of stories. Time to go to bed, little ones. Nitey-nite!
BobC
2021-06-20 03:31:00 +0000 UTC
There’s a yuri manga I love called “The Two of Them Are Pretty Much Like This” which I think is a perfect description for this relationship.
Populuxe
2021-06-20 03:29:24 +0000 UTC
E-Elliot... 😳😳😳
2021-06-20 03:08:32 +0000 UTC
god DAMN Elliot!
Scooter
2021-06-20 03:03:55 +0000 UTC
Good ol' Yelling Bird throwback
Melissa Smits
2021-06-20 03:01:57 +0000 UTC
Will double my Patreon donation if Clinton could be once depicted as a "Cat Loaf"
Melissa Smits
2021-06-20 03:01:18 +0000 UTC
The reality of having pets!
Melissa Smits
2021-06-20 02:58:47 +0000 UTC
I'M MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER!
Yelling Bird
2021-06-20 02:54:17 +0000 UTC
The awkwardness is so thick it's almost pleasurable!
Grace Kieser
2021-06-20 02:37:14 +0000 UTC
Aww, look at those adorable tomatoes!
Vic or Vyxter
2021-06-20 02:25:22 +0000 UTC
Something’s gonna get a rise out of things…
Chris Weigert
2021-06-20 02:18:46 +0000 UTC
I am both of these dorks and I hate it and love it.
Chris Weigert
2021-06-20 02:18:22 +0000 UTC
Oi, oi, don't get boners in front of the bread!
Daniel S
2021-06-20 02:14:40 +0000 UTC
Smirking and rolling her eyes at the sight.
Miyaa
2021-06-20 02:04:17 +0000 UTC
Ah, but does the resulting steam have a slight pine scent?
Elf Sternberg
2021-06-20 02:01:20 +0000 UTC
If he keeps that up Clinton's gonna spontaneously generate a neck seam
Nutjob
2021-06-20 01:54:43 +0000 UTC
Clinton has officially overheated and malfunctioned
Jackson Mccreery
2021-06-20 01:54:08 +0000 UTC
Can you just give us three weeks of them spending the night together please?
Andy
2021-06-20 01:52:33 +0000 UTC
Same
Andrew Mitchell
2021-06-20 01:51:00 +0000 UTC
Elliot. Just pick him up and take him home.
Elberik
2021-06-20 01:45:35 +0000 UTC
NOT "almost", it worked! Granted he did try to back out later but he DID IT!!
Andrew Mitchell
2021-06-20 01:45:16 +0000 UTC
But he didn't make the "Fweee!" noise.
Barry Callahan
2021-06-20 01:43:10 +0000 UTC
Same, and I'm straight.
Joseph Bonnar
2021-06-20 01:41:04 +0000 UTC
The steam vents on Clinton's neck are real well hidden
DVW
2021-06-20 01:37:51 +0000 UTC
God that even made me hot under the collar.
Joel Bateman
2021-06-20 01:36:48 +0000 UTC
My shipper heart loves this strip so much
Rosilin
2021-06-20 01:35:12 +0000 UTC
hee hee hee
Hugh Eckert
2021-06-20 01:32:27 +0000 UTC
These two are so awkwardly cute together. It's hot and adorable.
K C
2021-06-20 01:31:18 +0000 UTC
Oh Elliot, you'd be too powerful if you had that confidence even half the time
2021-06-20 01:30:23 +0000 UTC
I'm straight and that was hot. Which means I ain't THAT straight.
Errol Lobo
2021-06-20 01:29:57 +0000 UTC
Lmao Elliot is so cute!!!
SingingTurtles
2021-06-20 01:29:55 +0000 UTC
And Renee is standing just out of frame.
Michael Boettger
2021-06-20 01:27:26 +0000 UTC
Aww... Clinton looks like a freshly baked loaf, straight out of the oven.
Gabriel's Shadow
2021-06-20 01:26:18 +0000 UTC
the steam coming off Clinton is even better 😋
LH
2021-06-20 01:25:57 +0000 UTC
This kills the man
Dylan T
2021-06-20 01:25:42 +0000 UTC
I freaking love this. ❤️
Runhildr Zaetl
2021-06-20 01:25:08 +0000 UTC
If I had a gf, this exactly how it'd go
Jackie Horn
2021-06-20 01:25:07 +0000 UTC
God these two are soo cute 😍 💓!
Fafner
2021-06-20 01:23:39 +0000 UTC
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Andrew Carmedelle
2021-06-20 01:22:17 +0000 UTC
OMG!!! The steam coming of Elliot is delightful. 😂😍🤣❤👏
Andrew Mitchell
2021-06-20 01:21:55 +0000 UTC
I love Elliot having confidence and then immediately regretting it.
JD
2021-06-20 01:20:53 +0000 UTC
Clinton is getting D 🥰
2021-06-20 01:20:36 +0000 UTC
Yay!🥰😁🥳🎉
Carrie
2021-06-20 01:20:31 +0000 UTC
Yup, sounds about right. Anytime I've ever managed to pull off suave or confident its followed by a panicked "OR YA KNOW, WHATEVER..!!"
2021-06-20 01:20:26 +0000 UTC
AND THEN THEY... too soon?
The World Famous Chocomerican
2021-06-20 01:20:11 +0000 UTC
Me whenever I say something cool
Timeloopy
2021-06-20 01:20:09 +0000 UTC
The fuckin BABES UGH I love them.
2021-06-20 01:20:08 +0000 UTC
😹 These dorks. <3
Amy ☣
2021-06-20 01:20:04 +0000 UTC
Dawwwwwwww, these two are a delight and I want to see them have every happiness life can provide 💜💜💜
2021-06-20 01:19:58 +0000 UTC
Goddamn, that was smoother than butter. Holy fuck
Niskara
2021-06-20 01:19:53 +0000 UTC
Now, Bee Nice Elliot
Miyaa
2021-06-20 01:19:49 +0000 UTC
Yes Jeph, PLEASE make them get a room 💗
2021-06-20 01:19:47 +0000 UTC
Something something steamed buns?
Andrew
2021-06-20 01:19:45 +0000 UTC
OMG. Can my smile get any bigger???
Nicole Hands
2021-06-20 01:19:28 +0000 UTC
Oh Elliot, you cinnamon roll!
Ted Van Roekel
2021-06-20 01:19:22 +0000 UTC
Almost Elliott, almost.
Michael
2021-06-20 01:19:11 +0000 UTC