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These Two

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These Two

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Just lightly toasted on the fronts.

Ruth Merriam

...and now all of that bread is overbaked.

Matt Pedone

And there's the classic critical mass blushing we've come to love.

jimfromtx

wrong strip?

Hakurei06

An internet vote says the eastern standard vs eastern daylight time leads to awkward hijinks.

Dayum, Elliot! Get it!

Richard Muir

They are so cute <3

lazymagpie

Clinton done goofed up again, Elliot was pretty alright

Ísabel Pirsic

I forgot how amazing Pintsize’s punchline was.

chili sunrise

I don't always "Like" these Patreon posts, but when I do it's Because Elliot. ;)

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

oh my goddess the gay panic is very much real here and very much a mood.

Absentia

I don't want normal convo! I want them to be their awkward selves AND get a room!!

are we sure they haven't?

THESE DORKS💙

RadiusUlna

They will do that third panel/fourth panel thing a lot, won't they?

Bagge

THIS IS THE BEST 😆😍

I am the captian now

SQUEEEEEEEEEE 💚💚💚

Daniel Blom Paulsen

Good thing Elliot is an (adorable) dork flirt, because Clinton continuing to overheat and short circuit at PG imagery of Elliot is absolutely fine by me: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4333

Phantas

Yeah, c'mon Jeph, it's time for them to get a room.

Jeffrey Anderson

Bread dough need some warmth to rise properly. Elliot is apparently able to provide said warmth in ample amount, which is why he's good at his job.

Cley Faye

CLINTON’S BLUSH

Just one night, but on Darillium...

Duncan

That is something I would say and then turn beet red and stuttering lol.

Onyx

OMG Elliot = me again LOL

Onyx

sometimes I think about how all of these characters come from Jeph, and like, there’s a tiny part of Jeph’s brain that is Elliot, and a tiny part of Jeph’s brain that is Clinton, and he IS all of the characters. He can make Elliot and Clinton smooch in his head WHENEVER HE WANTS and he probably already has.

Zwischen_Welten

I'm thinking they need to knock the edge off so they can have normal convo.

Darnel D Cooper

I haven’t heard of that one. *adds to reading list*

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

I'm so unbelievably happy for these two <3

Rat Mann

::Roko blushes too, but it's because of those fresh, doughy sourdough loves::

Shane Wegner

“Throw him on that gurney and mount him like a lion.”

:D Thanks for sharing!

Geez, Clinton reminds me of when I was pretty much the only straight guy in gay clubs (I had a gay best friend). The first couple times he brought me with him I'd blush scarlet at every come-on, from both embarrassment and total confusion. Getting drinks bought for me, getting asked to dance. I felt like I was that beach ball in the crowd at a concert. I may have gone "Fweee". Just a little. At each new club, my friend would introduce me as: "This is my friend Bob. He's not gay. Yet." I thought it was clever. After about the third or fourth time I realized his introduction was like tossing a baby penguin into a sea of sharks. I learned a few things. The first was that I knew nothing of come-ons: Those men were masters! Second, I got a tiny sliver of awareness of what women get put through every day. Consent matters, even in the small "harmless" things. Sigh. Once people knew I was OK with "the game" (I was on their turf, after all), even the staff got into it. I can't count the times a "waitress" would lean way over and rub "her" chest hair in my face, or would sit on my lap when taking the table's orders. Yes, every last one of them was gorgeous. Really, really pretty. Needless to say, there were some repercussions in my life. But that's a whole 'nother book of stories. Time to go to bed, little ones. Nitey-nite!

BobC

There’s a yuri manga I love called “The Two of Them Are Pretty Much Like This” which I think is a perfect description for this relationship.

Populuxe

E-Elliot... 😳😳😳

god DAMN Elliot!

Scooter

Good ol' Yelling Bird throwback

Melissa Smits

Will double my Patreon donation if Clinton could be once depicted as a "Cat Loaf"

Melissa Smits

The reality of having pets!

Melissa Smits

I'M MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER!

Yelling Bird

The awkwardness is so thick it's almost pleasurable!

Grace Kieser

Aww, look at those adorable tomatoes!

Vic or Vyxter

Something’s gonna get a rise out of things…

Chris Weigert

I am both of these dorks and I hate it and love it.

Chris Weigert

Oi, oi, don't get boners in front of the bread!

Daniel S

Smirking and rolling her eyes at the sight.

Miyaa

Ah, but does the resulting steam have a slight pine scent?

Elf Sternberg

If he keeps that up Clinton's gonna spontaneously generate a neck seam

Nutjob

Clinton has officially overheated and malfunctioned

Jackson Mccreery

Can you just give us three weeks of them spending the night together please?

Andy

Same

Andrew Mitchell

Elliot. Just pick him up and take him home.

Elberik

NOT "almost", it worked! Granted he did try to back out later but he DID IT!!

Andrew Mitchell

But he didn't make the "Fweee!" noise.

Barry Callahan

Same, and I'm straight.

Joseph Bonnar

The steam vents on Clinton's neck are real well hidden

DVW

God that even made me hot under the collar.

Joel Bateman

My shipper heart loves this strip so much

Rosilin

hee hee hee

Hugh Eckert

These two are so awkwardly cute together. It's hot and adorable.

K C

Oh Elliot, you'd be too powerful if you had that confidence even half the time

I'm straight and that was hot. Which means I ain't THAT straight.

Errol Lobo

Lmao Elliot is so cute!!!

SingingTurtles

And Renee is standing just out of frame.

Michael Boettger

Aww... Clinton looks like a freshly baked loaf, straight out of the oven.

Gabriel's Shadow

the steam coming off Clinton is even better 😋

LH

This kills the man

Dylan T

I freaking love this. ❤️

Runhildr Zaetl

If I had a gf, this exactly how it'd go

Jackie Horn

God these two are soo cute 😍 💓!

Fafner

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Andrew Carmedelle

OMG!!! The steam coming of Elliot is delightful. 😂😍🤣❤👏

Andrew Mitchell

I love Elliot having confidence and then immediately regretting it.

JD

Clinton is getting D 🥰

Yay!🥰😁🥳🎉

Carrie

Yup, sounds about right. Anytime I've ever managed to pull off suave or confident its followed by a panicked "OR YA KNOW, WHATEVER..!!"

AND THEN THEY... too soon?

The World Famous Chocomerican

Me whenever I say something cool

Timeloopy

The fuckin BABES UGH I love them.

😹 These dorks. <3

Amy ☣

Dawwwwwwww, these two are a delight and I want to see them have every happiness life can provide 💜💜💜

Goddamn, that was smoother than butter. Holy fuck

Niskara

Now, Bee Nice Elliot

Miyaa

Yes Jeph, PLEASE make them get a room 💗

Something something steamed buns?

Andrew

OMG. Can my smile get any bigger???

Nicole Hands

Oh Elliot, you cinnamon roll!

Ted Van Roekel

Almost Elliott, almost.

Michael


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