Does A Body "Good"

There's some sort of "boob -> areola -> Aurelia" joke in there somewhere I suspect...

John Pallister

I read it as it already being canon

dragonkittyrawr

alright this one made me become a patron again

Rockin_Raider

I was going to say it should be done in the Mario Paint music maker, but apparently I was misremembering that there was a moo sound. Meow, woof, and oink, but no moo.

Matt Pedone

The people, united, will never be defeated!

David Pipes

the added boob functionality will be mentioned on her stream tonight & become canon for legions of Milkmaids.

Joe

aren't all parents?

Martin Trebuch

Kind of depends on your exact definition of "vegan", although everyone can agree it's ethical if you get permission.

Ohh Crap Guy

And it's not your Mom talking to you!

Travis Young

... aren't they all vegan if you get permission?

This has really been a morning of exposure to not his fetishes, it's feeling like a trend.

Randall Norman Pick

Thanks for making me Google that.

J.C. Hewitt

Aurelia is an expert at trolling her children.

Bruce Steinberg

I think you underestimate how weird a niche fan base can get. Especially when they develop their in-jokes primarily in a chat window.

Taellosse

Clinton walks out of this lactic hell and immediately runs into his sister yelling "I got a guided tour of the dong factory!"

Stephen Wells

You just had to cashew that pun now, didn’t you?

Miyaa

Now Aurelia needs to get on board with the Shirt Cut Meme :P

Thisguy

They (Faybles) made him promise to wear the dermal cover because grit was getting into the mechanisms.

Stephen Wells

If Aurelia's stream intro theme doesn't start with "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." then I'm going to be horribly disappointed.

kupo

Checking Yelling Bird's profile: "This patron isn’t supporting any creators at the moment." He's so in character!

ConspicuousCompiler

Boiler? Why, in the boiler room. :)

Joseph Bonnar

What makes you think they're unrelated? This is Jeph, after all...

kupo

Jeph you know what to do now

Brian

not sure if she's jsut fucking with him now or being completely serious. either way is hilarious.

Absentia

Jeph just keeps on milking that joke, and I thought we were almond done with it...

Leak

Steamy!

Bagge

innocuous explanation for clinton's hand, jeph fre it wrong. BUT what if this is actually a dream, clinton wasn't woken up by cosmo, and tomorrow we cut to clinton and eliot waking up in bed! there! his hand is fixed.

Jade Stephan

I love it. She's trolling the hell out of him.

Ack

I love Aurelia. Of all the characters in this comic, she the one having the most fun. Needs to get laid? She picks up a college man. Interested in music? She buys and learns to play the bass. Interested in vtubing? She becomes a successful vtuber.

Populuxe

A wise man is one who knows when to run from his Mother. :)

Joseph Bonnar

SPANK ME MOMMY MILKY!

Yelling Bird

INDEED --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

She's gotta be teasing him now.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

lol I didn't even catch that, nice touch Jeph

Pejo

the most threatening wink :D

Pejo

YES!!

Shawn K. Younkin

I laughed for a solid fifteen seconds. God. That is awful and upsetting. Good work, Jeph.

Kyle Rudy

I think I'm roughly Aurelia's age, so I appreciate her closing one eye to take a picture out of sheer habit. I'd bet that most people Clinton's age have never had to sight though the viewfinder of a single-reflex camera to take a picture.

Carl Fink

One is chocolate milk

Mark Thomas

And we're back to it. And I love it XD I can't even begin to guess how much of what she says is actual MilkMom canon and how much she makes up on the spot just to fuck with Clinton...

Mark Thomas

We knew that.

R L

Does a body "nice"

Not going to lie, as a mother this whole storyline makes me more than a little uncomfortable. Yikes.

Creepy Cat Lady

Saying “nut juice” unironically

Milk milf

Robert Spremulli

🤣😂🤣😂

Carrie

I’ll never be able to drink any milk – goat, cow, or nut juice – without laughing ever again.

Miyaa

BAHAHAHAaaaaa.....wait, why is Clinton's right hand not prosthetic?

Tim Eldred

GODDAMMIT JEPH

John Smutko

That's the middle left

Elberik

At least it wasn't chocolate milk....

Dean Reilly

He *has* started using a dermal cover to protect the joints… but I remember it being white.

KCkittysnores

Jeph… you’re a monster.

KCkittysnores

her milkshakes bring all the views to the chat.

Peter McDevitt

im gonna be the one to ask: wheres his prosthetic hand gone?

Tamara Macadam

Well don't keep us in suspense. What do the other ones do??

Elberik

That's not...how would...I don't... yes, I can see exactly how Clinton's mind is running.

Douglas E. Smith

His brain is trash and he lives on the internet.

Jeph. How do you come up with this shit?

Dylan T

Hee hee hee!!

Shawn K. Younkin

There's a Kryten joke in here trying to get out.

SpookyPenguin

Most definitely

at0m

Looking forward to learning more about the mommymilkerverse

at0m

It is both why we stan, and she has such a massive fanbase.

Amy ☣

But maybe . . . Jeph yes?

Ginaelisa Cortez

As a child I'd be aghast if my mother did that! As a friend I'd laugh my ass off if I knew anyone that did that!

Grace Kieser

I don't know if this or the beginning of the pintsize arc qualifies as the bigger 'oh no'

I'm not a furry, and fursonas do nothing for me... but... This kind of makes me want to see that milk steamer in action.

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

doorbender

W I N K

Magic Chopstick Games

Anime logic!

Grace Kieser

Okay, I'm stumped. Where's the boiler located?

Michael Boettger

Aurelia's a Lvl 97 troll 😂

Jon

Jeph no

Adam Friedlander

The first comic I have dreaded reading after seeing the preview title. I was not wrong.

Robert Zellers

I'm just as confused as Clinton is

Nicholas Lopez

Clinton can’t even with this conversation. I feel you bro, I feel you.

Chris Olstrom

..... How did you come up with the concept of different udders making different milk!? And why?! Lmao

Aditya Rameshan

NO

Fart Captor

Gotta make the dreams come true don't you Clinton.

Michael

At first I thought it couldn’t get worse, then I remembered this is Jeph, it WILL get worse

Will Weaver

I'm honestly OK if we follow either of these options tomorrow

Hope

AURELIA

David Jackson