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Also: E-tail? Is that the latest word they're using for cybering? (Sorry, I'll see myself out now.)

Clifton Royston

This answers several questions, and raises several much more troubling questions.

Clifton Royston

This is now canon in my head. Thank you.

Dress for the job you want

Bagge

Internet Jerry immediately made me assume that he's Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius

David Durant

Don't you mean Facebook Mark?

William Cole

That's how Pintsize thinks it's spelled.

TV4Fun

Like moving an OS between computers - you serialize it, move it across (making any updates needed to drivers etc) and restore it at the new location. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3376 Have to avoid registry corruption though :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000

David Howe

"It belongs in a warehouse!"

Lucas Werkmeister

So who wore that body before, and how does this transfer stuff actually .. work?

Lars Gottlieb

See also https://youtu.be/B7En0z2A38c

Leak

Socks with sandals? That's world-class trolling right there...

Leak

Finally Pintsize has a "Hot Bod".... better watch out for the Repo guys!

Paxxie

Typo in panel 1: "irreverant" should be "irreverent"

At first I read it as "wedding centipedes" and thought "ok, maybe he's good for something".

Evgeniy Semyonov

Thirty years ago, someone named “Amazon Pete” would most likely be an Indiana Jones knockoff.

Mad Marie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization_of_Internet#Lowercase

Tudza

This is pretty much exactly where I imagined Pintsize getting his body.

Yonatan Zunger

worried for Pintsize. he needs to get that body checked out by Hanners or Yay, or Bubbles and Faye,... just reads like there are critical failures in computers that destroy memory that could happen to pintsize if the body is hinky in any way.

Darnel D Cooper

"... with a matching necktie tucked into the waistband,"

Devinity

Internet Jerry is who I strive to become when I retire

Rob The Mildly Perplexed!

Uh, he isn't wearing what she mentions him wearing from the waist up.

Timothy Roller

I have to admit, that is the most on-character way for Pintsize to get a new body.

Temperjoke

I hate to be pedantic (who I am I kidding, I love being pedantic), but *the* Internet is capitalized because it is the name of a particular globe-spanning internet. This in fact increases the ambiguity between Internet (Jerry) and the Internet (which Pintsize presumably used to book the appointment he's at).

Matthew Reiter

I feel that Amazon Pete is getting the short end of the stick, after all he got me an amazing deal on my wedding centerpieces.

William Karr

There was a Something Positive comic addressing the fate of his old chassis

Boom-chikky-boom

Shoulda gone to Hotbot

Magic Chopstick Games

Is Amazon Pete the craze of his native street?

Sam Johnson

Now thinking the only reason Pintsize didn't show up in May's old body is because that chasis immediately caught fire after she moved out and had no opportunity to get to Internet Jerry's van

Valraven

Meanwhile, Willow is eating blueberry flavored Magic Spoon grain-free cereal so her ass remains kissable. Iris secretly admiring Willow’s ass.

Miyaa

And underneath a bridge by that same river.

Miyaa

At least we can trust Dollar Store Mike... For the most part

Jessie Basham

Spit food out when I snorted about internet jerry.

red sands

Facebook Greg is just a creeper, though.

Dean Reilly

Northhampton is small enough they probably have only one abandoned mall, but I still like your idea better.

Daryl Sawyer

I understood that reference...

Chuck Dee

Pintsize has it in his chest cavity like the Matrix of Leadership

Jax

So does Internet Jerry now have his old military-grade chassis? Because I feel like that's a question that should be asked.

Summer Sudbrink

he is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Kurt Lewis

He ordered one from Wish, but it was an action figure.

Jennifer Doyle

Amazon Pete got eaten by piranha.

Tudza

I could have sworn he got it off of wish

Jackie Horn

Anyone else read "Internet Jerry" & immediately think about Spiders Georg?

Pejo

I now have additional questions

Dylan T

I feel like Colin Baker's jacket (if not 6's personality) is much closer to "literally a clown."

Pejo

Okay someone draw Pintsize in Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who outfit.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

No one can mistake Pintsize for *anything* but Pintsize. And, of course, the former owner could still be inside that body ....

Matt Grayson

I BOUGHT MY FLESHLIGHT FROM INTERNET JERRY! ALREADY BROKEN-IN AND STICKY! JERRY IS AWESOME!

Yelling Bird

I thought of something. What if somebody mistakes Pintsize for the former owner of his new body?

Bill Marcum

I am entirely confident he got a quality, factory-new body by a reputable manufacturer, fully warranteed, from an authorized dealer, and that he will never have any reason to regret this purchase ever.

Rich Holmes

Yes, but which old abandoned mall? Unless in this future only one abandoned mall remains as a historical landmark. Or "Internet Jerry " could be a franchise found at every abandoned mall.

Bill Marcum

If he bought it out of a sketchy van then his first stop should be Union Robotics for a check-up to make sure there isn't anything... wrong.

Orion Rhine

And now I’m thinking he traded his old body in.

Taran1s

At least it isn't Walmart Steve. *narrows eyes* He knows what he did.

drone r0m-3

I'm so glad to get closure on my NEED to know where Pintsize got that body.

Andrew Mitchell

And yet Amazon Pete still isn't as bad as Amazon Jeff...

Valraven

I mean....for Pintsize, knowing his tendencies, this is as plausable as anything else. And we ALL k ow that one sketchy guy burnt out from too much LSD.....right?

Anthony Gaglianese

Pintsize is giving me real Ardent-from-Alice-Grove vibes.

Giant Speck

He's tucking it into his shorts. It's called FASHION

Fart Captor

Oh, this did not bode well for Pintsize, does it folks? Could only be sketchier if the van was by the river

Michael Boettger

Anyone else feel a little confused by him not wearing the aforementioned necktie tho?

I love everything about this story arc??

Fart Captor

WHY does this almost make sense ffs

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