THAT Kind Of Testing

I didn't even see that! And now I can't un-see it!

Nathaniel Tagg

No safety goggles? Shame!

JourneymanWizard

Weird thought. Do you think Jeph is inventing so many AI characters (which I don't mind at all, btw), because hates drawing noses?

CaseyAEC

The latest generation of Sybians really pack a punch

MikeT

On a related note, a friend was once given some flavoured condoms, which turned out to be mint. Let's just say there are places you really don't want to have minty fresh breath.

Nash Wolfe

Fire in the hole is something you never want to hear when discussing sex toys.

Jax

I love Beeps's attitude. She's a good person.

Chris Warren

Hell, he might be Employee of the Month in a place like that. I am sure there is a good market for vibrators rated to take two or so tons of robot crushing down on them, accidentally or no.

Clarence the Liar

Crushbot works here part time, I hope.

Jax

I would like to take a rapid fire pneumatic dildo cannon down to a certain Florida golf resort.

Kuragari

It's not that kind of testing but they have emergency lube. Does that mean there are other people at the facility that *do* do *that* kind of testing?

Stomat

God I love Beeps

SheepFace2000

Thank you professor Farnsworth

Jim Feldman

I remember when they started out on the radio (CBC out of Toronto?) We lived east of Buffalo and the station boomed in (on AM of course). Almost literally ROFL.

Jim Feldman

Make love, not war?

Jim Feldman

The kind of testing is also reminiscent of Portal

Jan Szejko

The same stuff as Pintsize's former chassis. :)

Summer Sudbrink

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9N9stCUlGc&t=2527

Leak

Clearly it's testing to see how many kilonewtons of force a silicone dildo can withstand before losing particle cohesion.

Technoir

I love how Beeps never stops being embarrassed about people asking about 'testing'

Bagge

Cave Johnson, we're done here

Bagge

psi is stored in the ball

Somebody Else

I totally missed that.

Clifton Royston

I know! Didn’t think I needed that look!

Miyaa

That last panel cracked me up good XD

lazymagpie

"We used to have a DoD contract and most of the equipment was purchased before we lost it for comedic ineptitude. My boss at the time insisted that we still use the military-specification equipment so that he didn't look like an idiot for making an unnecessary purchase."

Ben Russell-Gough

The wall paneling reminds me of Portal

Truth be known, Beeps needs her orgasm circuit activated. She's at least as randy as May, but way more repressed. Take one of those things home and ride it to the moon, Woman!!

OldGoat

The emergency lubricant in the second panel made me snort my drink.

Everett Bradshaw

I mean, makes sense. You want to make sure it's durable.

Chubby Bunny

LOL!!!

that weapon looks like it has an enlarged prostate..

Tim Williams

The scorch marks on the wall are such a great touch. The idea that a dildo hit that spot so hard that it burn the wall is amazing

Fart Captor

RAILGUN

Oh god there needs to be a new version of "Will It Blend?" except it's loading various sex toys into a howitzer

Fart Captor

Lock & load! We're gonna hit that like the fist of an angry god!

Uniquitous

If Bubbles is getting anything it's going to be custom-built by Faye. Upon its completion Pintsize will worship Faye as a god.

Beeps missed the opportunity to say "cocked and loaded". Development of a .50 cal anti-tank dildo, perhaps? Is this meant to be the ultimate in military mockery or just a custom design for Bubbles?

Tim Eldred

I know "Penetration Testing" is a thing that you can do, and there's certifications for it and stuff, but seeing it in practice it's really not at all what I expected

Where is the aerial faith plate?

Abhayakara

kek she's a Pen-tester :) *cpt obvious - over and out*

For the sake of the consumers, someone really should be doing "that" kind of testing.

KCool

I really want to know what that target square is made of.

Randall Norman Pick

THAT'S what I call banging!

BobC

Oooo, let’s christen the new ‘ship Beepsized!

Bruce Steinberg

Claire is so adorable in that hard hat.

Bruce Steinberg

Should I be happy that there are no holes in the wall?

Tudza

Love you Beeps <3

JPMK! {verb}

Awesome reference :)

Bartley J Drood

I've noticed several regular Skin Horse readers & commenters are among the patrons here (including me, obviously.)

Clifton Royston

Beeps always clarifies that her job is not "that kind" of testing, but is anyone doing that kind of testing or are the dildos only subjected to standard destructive force tests?

Likeablejerk

I'm going to go with "probably".

Andrew Mitchell

National Railgun Association?

Kai

Here's a thought: Jeph usually doesn't show genitals, robot ones or flesh-person ones. But he will show a dildo. So one has to wonder: Is the moment that an artificial penis is attached to the robot also the moment that it becomes too indecent to show?

Rob McBobson

Applied Dildonics: A joint venture of PornHub and the NRA.

Summer Sudbrink

If it's worth doing, it's worth OVERdoing.

Anthony Gaglianese

Boooooo!

Samantha

Maybe her hair functions as a hardhat

Valraven

Good news! It's a suppository.

Summer Sudbrink

I guess this strip is cannon now.

Summer Sudbrink

The overcompensating jokes write themselves.

Summer Sudbrink

A different kind of injection molding.

Summer Sudbrink

The dueling blushes in this page are fantabulous. I needed that cute today.

Thomas Halpin

The original BFG-9000

Summer Sudbrink

(I'll show myself out, now.)

kaitou

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

kaitou

Dickscarding Sabot

Gary Walker

Note: Huge Success

Captain Button

Well, one thing, I guess. How does someone who can't change the paper in a printer without getting their hand caught in it survive using that thing?

Rich Holmes

I'm also thinking about SmarterEveryDay's supersonic baseball gun, and how it could totally be adapted to fire dildos, and suddenly I have an urge to do some very unwise machining.

Yonatan Zunger

Two words: Hypersonic dildos. What else is there to understand?

Rich Holmes

I love that Claire is also blushing in the first panel

David Durant

Notice that Beeps doesn't wear a helmet.

Bill Marcum

I think I want a dick howitzer...

Bel

I wish you lived in Canada a couple of decades ago so you could have enjoyed the Royal Canadian Air Farce (a comedy troupe) who would literally use one of these every week and called it a Chicken Cannon as they would launch a rubber chicken and various goodies at pictures of politicians. If only they could have gotten away with launching a dildo at Stephen Harper...

Dallas Hicks

This is where they apply the dildonics.

Sammitch

I mean, this makes sense. Consider that Crushbot might be one of their customers.

Yonatan Zunger

I appreciate the emergency lubricant.

Shawn K. Younkin

Dildocannon 5000000

Hugh Eckert

This was a triumph!

Douglas E. Smith

This arc is going to kill me, I swear. I laughed so hard I started choking.

Cory Thorp

I had no idea Applied Dildonics Ltd had a US Defense Department contract.

Kenneth

By any chance have you seen the cartoon Skin Horse? Because this type of testing strikes me as similar to the testing done by Drs. Chris and Marcy of the Department of Irradiation. When all you've got is a particle accelerator, irradiate things! When all you've got is a pneumatic cannon.... https://books.google.com/books?id=LdGEAAAAQBAJ&lpg=PT8&ots=vQ3129zQQ1&dq=skin%20horse%20%22department%20of%20irradiation%22&pg=PT8#v=onepage&q=skin%20horse%20%22department%20of%20irradiation%22&f=false

Brian Pickering

I really want to know who's funding these tests and for what purpose. Because I feel like there's been a misunderstanding on what the verb "jackhammering" means when used in a sexual context.

Dylan T

Gee, that testing chamber looks an awful lot like another testing chamber that I know and loathe. The lab isn't run by a giant red eye, is it?

Jeremy Westerfield

I can see it when she gets home:How was the interview and why are your clothes peppered with bits of pink plastic?

Michael Boettger

I DATED THAT PNEUMATIC DILDO CANNON! BEST RELATIONSHIP I EVER HAD!

Yelling Bird

It’s pneumatic. Clearly this is modeling a blow job.

Mad Marie

No hardhat for Beeps? Hiring robots is clearly a saving when it comes to safety equipment.

Dean Reilly

Wrong aperture!

Devin Gates

Or...potentially life saving.

Hexagonal Crank

Fore’warned skin

doorbender

Oh god, is Beeps secretly terrible at this job too? She sucks at her pro-AI rights gig, and she hates doing paperwork here. Was she told 'test sex toys' and she never bothers actually testing them right and just does stuff that doesn't need to be done?

BioYuGi

Test is for penetration ability obviously! Or perhaps aerodynamics.

Thisguy

Didn't realize Beepatrice worked at Aperture Science but ok

Kivik

This reminds me of Marigold watching a scientist on the Station cutting an apple with a laser. (“This is the greatest day of my life.”)

Miyaa

I love this so much

Fart Captor

Beeeeleeeepch my eyes

doorbender

Rule 34, taken to a potentially fatal extreme.

Michael Boettger

Maybe it's a good thing Pintsized didn't get this job.

Joel Bateman

Less “for” and more “Fore!”

Chris Weigert

Fuckin HYPE Cave Johnson made a dildo factory

Hope

Gotta test all the possibilities for legal reasons.

Michael

Penetration test, obviously

Ting