A Job's A Job

Fair question - was thinking librarian costumes at the time, but yeah didn’t think till later I should have phrased that better.

Andrew

Is this rude? It seems rude...

Makes sense. Not sure what time of year comic #1 started....but pint-size is 18 years old in my world.

Sarah Schnell

You got the wrong Augustus for that!

Uniquitous

Pintsize has definitely got the job. (It's the tie)

Jax

Adopting proper bodies (come on: do you seriously expect Pintsize to get hired with his current body, then later show up for work with his allegedly AnthroPC chassis?), getting a job… they’re growing up so fast! P.S. Good thing he left before Faye could see him, she’s going to need some time to process this, given their history.

Comics Ladybird

Oh, Ghawd, poor Marten!!!

Bill Hall

It took me this long to realize that Pintsize's humanoid form matches his old chassis in color. 9_9

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

It's been a few days, and I can confirm, that's not Pintsize. He doesn't mentally register as Pintsize. Therefor, this is all some kind of fever dream brought upon us by malevolent forces.

Slateblu1

With everyone backing the Pintsize/May buddy-up, it kinda got me thinking... Sven is sort of the one who could use a buddy to get him out of his shell these days...

Jon Daneman

Pintsize looks so much more angelic and innocent in this form. It's messing with me.

Someone really needs to explain this :D

David Durant

Goddammit now I have to deal with the fact that I find Pintsize attractive.

RadiusUlna

A Dril reference? Nice

Brian

Same, it's a beautiful friendship ^__^

William Dare

Melon's job involves bugs crawling over her. It's Beepatrice that tests sex toys to destruction. Melon Has A Good Job https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3643 Beepatrice's Other Job https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4164

Mark

Oh my Satan, I now want to be a thing. Revitalize Detroit by making it the sex toy manufacturing capital of the world.

Valraven

Beeps panics, hires both of them, hijinks ensue.

Stephen Wells

Starts with Dewey Decimals and proceeds to Absolutely Soaking Wet Decimals.

Stephen Wells

They might need Claire to test/model a particular category of costume?

Andrew

Pintsize + Melon is going to be...interesting.

Chris Crowther

I always wondered what 'really desperate' might look like...

Ben Russell-Gough

That's why you should use more lubrication, to keep them from getting stuck.

Brooks Moses

To continue the Pintsize Pinocchio metaphor - he's pursuing his lifelong dream of becoming a real (sex) toy...

Leak

I feel like panel 3 could also function as a secret panel 5 for this comic...

He's driven the comic gracefully through far more difficult spaces than this one. Trust the man to do his best, he works hard on this thing, and cares about it more than any of us do.

Thomas Halpin

No, Miyaa. Seriously, you don't.

OldGoat

More interview outfits that are just hot pants and an accessory.

The Amber Pawn

I am worried that this comic (which I love) has now jumped the shark... pint size with a body just sorta doesn't feel right.

Oddly useful job experience you wouldn't normally associate with librarian training? Inventory management.

Professor Harmless

Sex toy library sounds like an interesting place, actually

Bagge

I'm so proud that my favorite web comic just casually drops a decade-old dril reference

Pejo

i thought that comic ended years ago?

BigKumaDM

Claire yes

I am the captian now

Claire no

Will Weaver

I mean, if John Allison can end Scary-Go-Round after... How many years?

Ian Dunbar

Is this going to tie into Girls With Slingshots' current plotline?

RoofPig

Now that you say that... I think it would fit, either his voice or Rain Wilson's voice

James Cooper

...i for some reason am now hearing all of pintsize's dialogue in Patton Oswalt's voice

Dylan T

I really want to see Pintsize’s resumé.

Miyaa

She sats if they DON’T take Pintsize. Either/or.

KCkittysnores

I love the visible confusion on Marten’s face. A literal mood.

Chauncey

I ALREADY WORK THERE! WELL, NOT REALLY WORK, I DON'T GET A CHECK, THEY JUST CAN'T GET RID OF ME!

Yelling Bird

Beeps and Pintsize… (oh no)⁴

Miyaa

damn, that's a throwback arc right there. may need to reread this series for the four millionth time 😂

Kurt Lewis

I enjoy the friendship between Pintsize and May

He's just going to stroll around in pink underpants and a pink tie and just--- Oh what the hell, that's barely par for the course with him.

R L

Seems like just yesterday he was panicking about having giant thumbs. They grow up so fast.

Verteiron

The only question is, how does Claire feel about explosives?

Elf Sternberg

Still living in fear that Claire's employment worries are Jeph's secret strategy for bringing about a post-big-wedding-blowout-sequence close-down of QC. "Got that out of town job, oh dear, hard conversations, tearful resolutions, and now we all move on with our lives." DON'T DO IT JEPH.

Leaflemming

I'd ask if he needs more but we KNOW he spent extra cash to get attachments and such

Agnes

Pintsize shows up to the job interview wearing only a pink tie and matching hotpants. *YOU'RE HIRED*

Dean Reilly

Too bad Pintsize doesn't have the laser anymore. That would be some quality quality control.

Douglas E. Smith

Claire, calm down. Do you really want to spend 8 hours a day next to a sex toy wielding Pintsize?

Michael Boettger

Well, now I have things stuck in my imagination that probably shouldn't be there. Carry on.

Anthony Gaglianese

I would take that job in a second, ngl

Fart Captor

I love how Pintsize gave May first crack at the job.

JD

Mood, Claire

LelJay

The sex toy factory is the only manufacturing job left in the town.

Elberik

beep beep here comes beeps

Sammitch

The great thing is we know all of this is canonical

Hope

I'd like to imagine that all Pintsize wears to the interview is the tie

Erin Moriarty

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GodsInTheCogs

BEEPS

Nicolas Demers