The Juiciest

Fifth-ed!

jimfromtx

Jeph, are you listening? I haven't bought any QC t-shirts in far too long.

Clifton Royston

Fourth-ed!

Derrik Pates

thirded

Martin Trebuch

Yes! She has a few, for certain. Sad we don't get to see her more often, but the cast keeps growing and everyone needs some time. Fortunately, Dora and Tai will soon have their moment in the spotlight. I just wonder what wedding fiasco/drama/drunken brawls will take place!

SilverbackRon

Hahaha, that NEVER gets old. ^_^

SilverbackRon

Lucky for them...

KCkittysnores

Tywin Lannister was also a great character but not someone I would want to work for.

TV4Fun

I suspect it may be your last words.

TV4Fun

Okay, I want Hanners' last line on a t-shirt.

TV4Fun

What the linguists want us to think. Those cunning linguists.

Nash Wolfe

I...like Dora? She's a great character. If I knew her in person, as an actual person, I have no doubt that she would get on my tits with the boundaries and the pushing and the poor self awareness.

Jim Lee

The thing that makes Dora such a good character - her flaws.

Hambone

That's pretty much what I was thinking. She seems to be having a bit of a day.

Mooster

I am so Hanners right now.

Nancie

Hanners seems like she might be losing her patience.

8-({

Captain Button

When I saw the title "The Juiciest" I was hoping for the return of Hannelore's nemesis...

Captain Button

Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Stephen Wells

Dora, you’re supposed to be… OK, maybe “the responsible one” is pushing it, but “the proprietor of a place where people are supposed to be able to confide”. That’s certainly an exception to the “no secret kept from S.O.” rule.

Comics Ladybird

Oh these cunning linguists!

Tommm

So, we've finally found out what it is Dora and Tai have in common: They both wish that life was a trashy but fun romcom.

Ben Russell-Gough

Not sure why but this episode just reminded me that I first started following this comic with the episode of Tai and Dora's first date.

James Anthony

Man, this is a side of Dora, the crappy "doesn't respect boundaries as well as she should" side, we haven't seen in ages. I hope this leads to some growth: she hasn't gotten much in a while.

Tyler

Three can keep a secret if two are dead... No wait Yay exists. Time to call off the assassins.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

I think this really shows how different moral standpoints the characters in this comic has, and it’s great. Compare this to Claire sharing to Bubbles being trans who did not gossip to Faye due to it not being her thing to disclose. Sure, different topics entirely, but Dora just admitted she would like to share this particular piece of “juicy gossip” with Tai.

Daniel Rydberg

Don’t ruin this for me Dora!

Matthew Van Gangelen

RIGHT!?

You know, don't tell me shit I'm not supposed to tell my life partner. If you trust me, you trust them, too.

Dora knows she's being an ass

Dear Dora, Please stop being like this. Sincerely, Me. (And Hanners). (Obviously).

Right there with you. Dora is basically always being an insufferable asshole lately.

Oof. I'm not sure how I feel about Dora here. On the one hand, I get the whole "If I know, my partner knows". I'm the same way with my partner. But when someone specifically says "Please tell no one", that's something you take to the grave, even with your partner, unless they state otherwise. I'm sure she means well, but... Oof.

Mortimer Langford

Big Etymology is hiding the salacious underpinnings of our language! Wake up!! Sheeple!!!

Jon Guyer

BOOBIES!

Yonatan Zunger

Must have “I’m Ozymandius LOL” T-shirt!

Just can't figure out how I'm feeling about Dora here lately. Hanners gets all the praise at least yeeeeee

Akashimo Hakubi

I like intelligent somewhat unflappable Hanners,.... shes grown enough to have disgust of concepts vice things.

Darnel D Cooper

Her hopes and dreams are based on tits

Bagge

That's such a douchebag thing to do. "I'll keep it private," people say, at the same time that they're *already* planning to tell somebody. That's how secrets get out. You tell just *one* person, who tells just *one* person, and so it begins...

Rob McBobson

Yeah like Dora's response in panel 3 didn't make that OK, did it? Because she's definitely smiling like it did...

Pejo

Lots of T-shirt lines coming up recently, but I'd likely order this one for sure.

My Ass-umption is that this continues tomorrow.

Edward Engle

In my group of friends, it is assumed that if I or my wife know a secret, the other knows as well. But it's also assumed we won't tell anyone. We never gossip, except with each other. :)

Czarzhan

i missed dora. i like her being messy, it’s great. extremely here for it.

TITS!

Yelling Bird

I am so with Hanners on this particular mood.

Katrina Urmson

Those cunning linguists...

Well to be fair.........

William Davy

I'm becoming more and more concerned that his Butts Disease is Terminal. Jeph isn't long for this world.

William Davy

Personally, I've found that nudes or semi-nudes of people I know are attractive because I know the person, as opposed to any actual attractiveness of the photo. I imagine Dora is feeling something similar here about Marigold without realizing it.

Jeremy Westerfield

That would be a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

Niskara

Or more probably: " I can't believe I have to explain this to Dora for the nth time"

Grace Kieser

But, there's an entire internet of free and paid smut out there!

Grace Kieser

And now we have the dreaded second stage of butts disease....boobs syndrome.

Anthony Gaglianese

One of my favorite hip-hop groups

Not even blue complete boob?

Mark Thomas

Forgot about the "I'm Ozymandias LOL" pic... nice

Plot twist: all this talk about other characters' boobs is cover for a surprise Dora lewd.

Tim Eldred

Dora just wants to tuck a little extra into the spank bank. Who can blame her?

Populuxe

Those linguists sure are cunning, huh?

drone r0m-3

Ass-sumption

Joel Bateman

Dora: I can totally keep a secret, unless you're talking about hot gos, then I will totally dish!

Grace Kieser

this is what happens when you create a nice, chill social group where people get along. the messy ones get restless!

Boots McGoot

I sort of hope she does tell tai. And Tai is the reasonable one and chews her out for it.

Aaron Schulz

Dora has been getting irritated since we first met her!

Grace Kieser

I'm going to have to agree to disagree with Dora about May's puppies. I have decided that nothing beats blue sideboob. #GreenApron

Next week: Faye & Marten gets breakfast, just like old times.

Miyaa

Well, she is also very smart and was raised on a space station by the father of AI.

Grace Kieser

Goddamnit Dora, please don't break Marigold's trust just for a laugh. -.-

Cole Blackblood

Dora has been getting irritating and not very nice since she got engaged. Is it just the impending wedding or a permanent change in the character? Will a whack from the Clue Fairy's overworked wand be needed?

Todd Ellner

Man, I have not missed Dora’s tendency to start shit for no reason and then not listen.

ERRORCODE616

Juiciest...and the subject is melons...ahh I see what you did there.

Douglas E. Smith

Hanners is the best.

Vanestus

Dora got titty on the brain

Dylan T

A strip with only Dora and Hanners? What is this, 2006? :P

Nulgar

"It's not my fault your dreams and aspirations are based on faulty assumptions." This response speaks to my soul for some weird reason.

Binkenstein

Hanners is like:"l don't believe I have to explain this to an adult".

Michael Boettger

If this was Dumbing of Age, Hanner's last line would absolutely be a book title

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

...gaze upon my feet, ye mighty, and despair!!! (Jeph thank u v much for that poster in the background 😂)

LorettaYoungSilks

Darn those cunning linguists.

Miyaa

I just want to point out that Dora is not looking at Hanners in 5 out of 6 panels

Ting

Well they are quite cunning, those linguists.

fizzlefist

That last panel. I want it on my headstone.

Chris Weigert

Haha, I need that last line on a t-shirt

Chris James

How would Hanners know that unless she looked it up before....

JD

hehehe. titties.

Peter McDevitt