Makes Perfect Sense

She might have, if she weren't extremely high right now.

Clifton Royston

It also has to do with the average litter size. Most primates only have one at a time and only 2 nip-nips. So on. So forth. But you can still get extras anywhere along the milk line

Todd Ellner

Aurelia, you should have stopped with "I was extremely high at the time".

Hugh Eckert

Hey Jeph: YouOutOfPocketKeepGoing.jpg

YourKingMob

That last expression on Clinton's face makes it clear that there's not enough weed in the WORLD that makes it okay for his Mom to finish that thought.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I mean, most mammals have more than one pair of teats; udders are a particular case, but otherwise we could imagine them with formed breasts (a consequence of bipedy among other homo genus specificities, see https://youtu.be/gPQzrRBXEWI at 3:44), so, see, it’s all scientific. No fetish here. No siree.

Comics Ladybird

Fun fact. I have asthma. And have found a few vapes for flower that look exactly like an inhaler. No one ever looks twice.

Enough with this conversational thread, we need to get back to two guys making out. C'mon Jeph.

Jeffrey Anderson

The future is here, weed inhalers!

Kattandra

LoGiC oF tHe HiGhEsT oRdEr, ThAt...

Leak

Nah, it'd be SO much weirder if it was actually cow-standard. In that case, it'd be one boob, four nipples.

C Bonesmith

Clinton, they're not "extra" parts. The avatar is just cow-standard.

I DID wonder

Bagge

if you can't torture your kid like this, tho, what good is life? mu ha ha!!!

Vic or Vyxter

stop talking mom! stop talking stop talking stop talking

Drakoo Dreamer

We get it Jeph

Brian

FOUR STOMACHS

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I'm sorry, we're all riding down with this elevator.

Emma Humphries

Right now, I'm trying to process the concept of getting stoned with my mom.

Emma Humphries

You really did not have to explain this joke. Really.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

At least her net name isn't Nursie.

kaitou

Trying to avoid making "teat for tat" joke. Failed.

kaitou

Do it.

Joel Bateman

Aurelia just hammering that point home.

Dylan T

that's a stand mixer how DARE you

Alan Wiggs

Oh man The Learning Company... Super Solvers basically raised me. I hope working there was as full of whimsy as the story suggest.

Alan Wiggs

Wait. Jeph draws BLENDERS! Who knew?

BobC

I am extremely invested in this storyline and that worries me.

Tinwhisker

She also came up with that one high

Kurt Lewis

This question seems odd to me, because the answer is obvious. What I want to know is where her username came from.

Yonatan Zunger

Why not both.gif

Grace Kieser

I want to get stoned with Aurelia.

Randi Hart

We ALL got TMI’ed.

Miyaa

Clinton just got TMI'ed.

Joseph Bonnar

Yay, that was my logic path as well.

SpazzyC

an udderly sensible decision.

Peter McDevitt

Never try to out-logic a stoned person.

J.R. Murdock

Math checks out

Andrew

A long time ago when I worked for The Learning Company, we got in a dozen or more Gateway Workstations. So one of the A/V team and I dressed up in our cow costumes, as one is wont to do, and delivered the black and white spotted boxes to the various offices. I hear there is video of it somewhere in the archives.

Marshall Gates

HOW MANY OTHER EXTRA PARTS DOES SHE HAVE? I NEED TO KNOW!

Yelling Bird

Aurelia’s baking station looks so functional. I’m glad we’ve really gotten a tour of so much of the house. I miss seeing strangers’ houses.

Alex Kosnett

DEAR GOD YES!!!

Yelling Bird

There is still ZERO chill in this family. I love it!

Max D S

Is she trying to destroy Clinton with these revelations? Or just oblivious?

Michael Boettger

Life decisions made while stoned are always epic. Sometimes epically bad, but generally epic.

Ted Van Roekel

Can't wait to make everyone uncomfortable with this oddly specific cosplay whenever cons come back

LorettaYoungSilks