1 Through 68 Were Taken

77 is like 69, but you ate more...

Jim and Rachel Trigg

Can someone explain why `bouncy77` is kinky? For my friend here who is a little slow...

Dimitar Bounov

Back in around 1990, when I first got onto a MUD, I found out about the bounce command, and thought it was kind of fun. After a while, someone suggested that I was bouncy, and later on started using that as my user name on MUDs. Years later, I got on IRC for the first time. I tried to set my nick to bouncy, but it was taken. I tried bouncy1, and that was taken, too. So was bouncy2. About then, my roommate invited me to a channel, so I went over there. Almost immediately, I saw a comment from bouncy69. I thought, "Wow, there are a lot of bouncy people here!" I decided to skip a few more, and tried for bouncy77. That was, at that time, on that server, available. I was completely confused as to why people started calling me kinky.

Some Ed

That's odd. I hadn't even *thought* of Jimbo as a precursor to Jim until you mentioned this. ... I guess that marriage suddenly makes more sense now.

Some Ed

I've talked with at least one parent with an IT savvy child who felt the need to do some IT-ish things, such as getting their own rig, setting up cameras for streaming from multiple viewpoints (selectible with the flick of a button), getting into particular video games where they're unlikely to encounter their child, but likely to learn the motor coordination necessary to play their child's preferred games, getting avatars , and social media accounts and stuff, specifically without involving their child, as a way to showing themselves that they haven't become their child's shadow (but *could* drop into that role in a moment's notice if their child needed them to.)

Some Ed

HA HA HA!

It will be Dolphin Jack.

Dean Reilly

How can QC fans be both the best fans and the worst fans?

KCkittysnores

Meanwhile parts of Aurelia's avatar don't understand gravity at all

Nutjob

Am I the only one cowed by this arc? (I'll go quietly now, occifer Raccoon.)

Joseph Bonnar

She’s aware enough of the issues to take more precautions than just “I didn’t use my real name!”, and she doesn’t live in blissful ignorance of rule34 fan art. Remains to be seen how toxic the community ends up being; if you’re nice to your community, that tends to build a community on niceness, but with, ahem, titillation and explosive growth the community may be less reflective of the person. At the same time, furries tend to be less toxic, but it’s possible that there is a significant no-furry component here. If I were Clinton, after this checking I would be assuaged enough to leave the subject be for the time being. Get back to being a calf!

Comics Ladybird

He understands the gravity of what he is doing.

YourKingMob

So, direct question. Jeph is this an oblique way of asking for horny MommyMilkers420 fanart?

Nutjob

Oh Gawd... I just realized that Aurelia and I are likely the same age. O_O

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Worse, it'll be Barry.

William Cole

You mean "SexDrawer69 was still available", Jeph.

Mark

I'm just wondering if Jeph is planning to test that chill by introducing Aurelia to the REALLY freaky ones in her fandom.

Ben Russell-Gough

JimRelia shipping! Jimbo as Claire and Clinton's stepdad! We all KNOW we want this to happen!

Ben Russell-Gough

Jimbo is SexDrawer69.

Sean Murphy

I'm still half-convinced that Jimbo got a haircut and used the money from his novels to open a bakery.

Diptych

Jimbo? God I can only hope so.

Chris

We can only hope.

Randall Norman Pick

I’m so NOT going to search “Milkmaids” on my browser. I fear the malwares would be so strong that would affect even my moka.

giacomo vaghi

Will it be that dude from the early days in the trucker hat who wrote erotica?

Matt Pedone

After this is done, Clinton will go to the bar and talk to Elliot. "I just found out my mother is a gaming streamer! She has an anime-cow avatar and threw me into her stream with no warning!" Random nearby bar patron: "No way dude, you're LilBeef??" Clinton: "ARRGH"

Richard

She's the only person in the family with *any* chill

Cleo Schmitz

And Aurelia is one of them

Cleo Schmitz

I get how uncomfortable Clinton is (I would be too), at the same time I am DELIGHTED by Aurelia's reaction, and how chill she is about it.

lazymagpie

The internet is dark and full of terrors.

The phrase "My friend Burger Oni" would normally be the weirdest thing in a conversation but is not even in the top 10 for this one :)

Stephen Wells

Safesearch on, Clinton!

Dean Reilly

Really good makeouts are very relaxing

Lana Del Prey

NO MERCY

Jeph Jacques

It's sweet that she's friendly with the porn artist person. Aurelia continues to be super excellent.

Chris Warren

Meh. I suppose if Aurelia is okay about it (I can see her as viewing it as 'part of the fantasy world' that the Milkmaids live through her) then Clinton should be okay about it. That doesn't mean that he won't need brain-bleach having seen porn of his mother's avatar.

Ben Russell-Gough

Jeph. Please. Show us mercy.

Dylan T

Claire: OMG, you won't believe the day I had yesterday. I got three rejection letters and Pintsize pooped in my hat. We didn't even knew he could poop. Clinton: Wow, yeah, that's a day, sure. I might have a little something to tell too...

Bagge

Props Clinton. I always enjoy this protective thing he does with folk he cares about,.... "No Chill required" Now if only Marten could be so organized and concise when he wants to protect folk,....

Darnel D Cooper

She earns $420.69 per month

darklion

We were all thinking it

MikeT

That's awefully specific. I... I'm probably going to regret asking this, but does the number signify anything special?

Bagge

What I find interesting is that when aurelia got into video games, streaming, anime avatars, a "rig", she didn't talk to her nerdy son who is into that stuff and would have loved showing her the ropes. She must have felt really constrained by her 'mom' role to feel the need to make this her own thing rather than something she could share. I'm glad she's reaching out now and showing that side of herself (even if there IS such a things at one step at the time, aurelia)

Bagge

that blep tongue. omg.

Vianki Bruenderman

That's a really good point

Thomas Halpin

I'll be in my bunk.

KCool

He should probably talk to marten about dealing with this.

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J Nauer

Oh lord I had only thought of it like a naughty nightstand until I read your comment 🤦‍♀️

N i c e

Hugh Eckert

Priorities - straight! Everything else - not so much.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Notice that he acted exactly like this with Claire, reciting facts to prove that she was endangered and trying to protect her. Seems to be something he falls into easily.

Carl Fink

It's quite probably signed. OTOH, he may have sent her his SFW fanart and she recognized the style.

Evgeniy Semyonov

How do you know Marigold's not one of them? Spoiler: you know she is, right?

Michael Boettger

he's handling this a lot better than i thought he would. perhaps he does have some chill in him after all.

Absentia

D< maybe?

Richard

Clinton is shown having good priorities here. He ain't got time to squick when a possible threat shows up. Security Mode First. Secure From Creeps. (Bubbles would approve. In fact, I'll be just a bit disappointed if she isn't shown approving.) First check the locks, *then* deal with therapy bait.

Chloë Salzenberg

So anyone care what game she streams? Me neither. :D We need a cowbell emoji

Richard

Is this a request for fanart?

Ami

I mean, TECHNICALLY it's not porn of his mom.

Dave Van Domelen

*makes mental note: from here on, read QC and QC's patreon in incognito mode.

kaitou

I know it supposed to be read as Sex Draw'er but I choose to believe that their gimmick is a actual drawer full of naughty items.

Nalvor

"It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search" Oh, give it time, google...

Dear Clinton: In all of your years of living around your mother, did you not have a clue that this sort of thing was going to happen, eventually?

Noise

He changed the number

So I googled mommymilkers420 just to see what would come up, and there's quite a few people with that name. Prepare for the inevitable "how dare you steal my incredibly unique name Jeph! I know there were other people with it but I came up with it first!" Emails.

I'm having some... complicated feelings about the Agustuses right now.

Miranda E. O. Wilde

😹😂🤣🏳️‍🌈💝😁

Carrie

God I love this

DP23

Wait, the last comic said she had 400,000 subscribers... Unless he is taking about the number of people that were on the stream.

Jonathan SCE

SexDwarf69 is Pintsize's alias SexDrawer69 is Momo's alias.

Molly McAllister

Aren't we forgetting who invented Quantum Fetish Mechanics? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715

Captain Button

Jeph I love it when this comic makes sure to live up to its name

This is one of my most favorite storyline in......... well, a VERY long time, if not ever!

Onyx

OH CRAP! JEPH KNOWS ABOUT MY PORN FANART!

Yelling Bird

Exactly what I was thinking haha fiction meets reality!

mooviies

Remember what Marigold was like when she found out _Sam_ liked video games. Wait till she finds out about 40k subs!

David Durant

Say what you want about him, but Clinton really tries to look out for the people he loves.

Morgan

I'm sure there is some real porn now drawn of her avatar.

Joel Bateman

2:1 odds that SexDrawer69 is Pintsize's alias

Nikki

Clinton's mom is so supportive of people... she really is THAT kind of mom, it's awesome.

Shawn K. Younkin

It is good to be careful online, its nice to see him caring but life is life Clinton gotta let her live as long as things aren't crazy

Kyle Major

I promise if you go to any of the Rule 34 sites out there, it's already TEEMING with it.

Ohh Crap Guy

I require multiversal access to this google search....for reasons.

Anthony Gaglianese

Man and 1-419 were taken too! Who’da-thunk!

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Goddamn was I called out for my porn fanart

BioYuGi

On a completely unrelated note... how do you feel about MommyMilkers porn fanart? :D

Ngrasta

Clinton's chill-reserves are reaching critically-low levels.

schmod

And Claire. Claire-face dot gif

Miyaa

Who expected this arc?!!?!?!!!

And the hits just keep on coming. Congrats Clinton, you and Marten can now commiserate over fancy beers about the pain of being a sex icons offspring.

Ted Van Roekel

No disturbingly sexy cows. I can click "like" again. Phew.

Matt Grayson

Jeph these latest updates have me wheezing

Morgan

I see what you did there

William Hanna

I feel like all these years reading QC were just fillers until we could get to this. This is the bestest, Jeph ❤️

nirev

Did someone miss rule 34?

Carin Maja Brooks

The good news is, fanart of her avatar hasn't made it to the rule34 site yet. The bad news is, fanart of her avatar hasn'- *gunshot*

Solomon Garland

patreon.com/sexdrawer69 404's... but only for now🎵

RoofPig

I can't decide if it's better or worse that she can identify the artist by looking at the art

Cody Renton

Just when I think it's impossible to like her more, she makes me like her more.

Celine Chamberlin

Bi the way Clinton, don't forget the other topic you needed to bring up tonight.

Isaac Rivers

This is about how I expected this to go.

Scott Vogel

Poor Clinton, but good on him for looking out for his mother.

Vanestus

SexDrawer69 is Jeph's self-insert character.

Jaron Mortimer

This is the best thing you've done

Erin Moriarty

Clinton is being such a good son here 😢

Fart Captor

RULE 34 always applies!

Max D S

Nice

Lyzz

Remember, parents: always use protection

Magic Chopstick Games

I. Love. This. Arc.

fizzlefist

Super "nice"? I see what you did there Jeph. I see it.

Somebody Else