Quad Damage

This just cements the awesomeness of Aurelia...

Jared Cyr

Not that I know of.

George Wilson

I wonder why, though. Was that road ever explored?

onitake

Why is it, then, the older I get, the longer I am upright, the lower my breasts seem to go? Hmm???

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

When an animal moves to a primarily upright posture, the breasts will migrate up, to avoid dragging on the ground/contamination. It's evolutionarily consistent for an anthropomorphic creature to have breasts higher up the throax.

Say wha"??? That link doesn't work.

I guess she is lonely.

George Wilson

!!!!!!11!!1!1!!eleventyone

Am Queue

Yet.

Well... That's horrifying...

Benjamin Coomer

Nice Quake III reference

darklion

Absolute perfection. God, I'm cackling.

Kyle Rudy

Marten's mom's attitude clearly has had an influence on her

Kriss Pang

omg, the resigned horror on his avatar's face ...

Vic or Vyxter

I finally figured out why this was so disturbing… besides the more obvious… but it’s the fact that anatomically cow breasts/udders are closer to output ports and the stomachs are closer to the input ports, but on humans, it’s the other way around.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

I have to be real, I saw this last night when I was drinking a bit. And was hoping this comic was a hallucination.

Bee

I need to know what happens if Cosmo walks into the frame.....

This has done to my thought processes what the Ever Given has done to global commerce.

Stephen Wells

What the actual fuck, Jeph.

Stephen Wells

What the actual fuck, Jeph.

Stephen Wells

Unfortunately all of the brain bleach got stuck in the Suez Canal.

Miyaa

They have. The day Martin and Clair officially became a couple, it was after he was invited over for pancakes.

With the previous update I was tempted to comment that Clinton was a bit out of the loop. Today I’m not sure it’s Clinton.

Comics Ladybird

Thank you! I was confused about why she'd hold a gun that way (picking up the barrel between fingertips like a dead fish), so the controller makes more sense.

John C. Kirk

I am super relieved by two things: first, Aurelia's avatar is wearing clothes. Second, the thing she is holding is a game controller, not a gun. Phew!!

It amuses me how on the stream Clinton is wearing a shirt with cow print.

Niels Roosen

So Aurelia is a vtuber. Somehow I'm not at all surprised 😂😂😂

Waffles the Mooose

Makes you question the content today huh?

That's true. It's only quadruple damage if the baseline damage unit is a uniboob.

Rob A

Um, unless there's something very strange going on that's only double damage.

Matthew Foweraker

He needs a "mom's, weird huh" discussion with Martin... Oh, scratch that..... Have Martin and Claire's parent met yet?

Which was meant to just be an exasperated drawing-out of the vowel rather than "What does a cow say?", but either works.

Mark

"Moooooooom!"

Mark

I need a Milkmaids spin off Jeff

giacomo vaghi

whoa. I guess I'm missing a lot on the internet these days

jimbo

Just perfect! Thank you Jeph :)

Digi

Bwahahaha - yeah, that' NOT what she did and SHE needs to learn boundaries?? It's her house, her computer, it's her streaming account, she literally asked if he wanted to stream w/ her. If Clinton really feels uncomfortable, he CAN leave.

Shawn K. Younkin

Never stop you madlad

Jade Stephan

This is why I don't let my kids watch me on the computer

O... kay. My biggest shock is that Jeph has actually gone there. Moving on then...

Ben Russell-Gough

Also - quad damage? That situation calls for a Redeemer at the least...

Leak

I start to think that Aurelia is FULLY aware of all the implications, she just likes to mess with Clinton by playing the obliviousness card. Which is entertaining to read, but I do feel for Clinton SO HARD rn XD

lazymagpie

Well NOW the username makes more sense!

Nick Hodgson

Nope it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure... *shudder*

Leak

really living up to that comic name, ain't ya Jeph? Twitter's gonna go nuts over this tomorrow.

Absentia

Well... mammals have three position for teats, thoracic, abdominal and inguinal. With each section with up to six teats, humans have two thoracic ones, cows four inguinal... so... it moves things...

Milo

*standing ovation*

SC

I've became a patron several years ago, and never felt sorry for that... that's it, that's the comment.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yay lives in internet and was not born yesterday. This is for sure one of the milder things they are witnessing today. Though they are probably amused by rapid changes in their prediction models concerning Elliott/Clinton makeouts right now.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yay, is doing the Michael after Elenor realizes this is the Bad Place laugh.

Emma Humphries

Well, he can get referrals from Hanners, Dora, and Faye. He's covered.

Michael Boettger

The question is, did Yay predict this as well?

Dean Reilly

The most Questionable of Content. Holy hell. Can't decide if I should up my pledge or buy a 55 gal drum of brain bleach.

Jason Zions

How do I post the shocked pikachu gif? Cos that's my face right now.

Tonionio

Aw, hell NO

Jason Zions

If there was any question before she didn't know what she was talking about that has been firmly squashed. Aurelia is fucking awesome.

Onyx

Fucking AWESOME! You have outdone yourself.

Onyx

I can’t wait for the (good) subreddit to see this, I’m losing my mind

chili sunrise

You monster. You absolute devil. Never stop.

chili sunrise

This one did real life damage. Oh. My heart.

Dylan T

Calferine

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Dang it, I dug Aurelia before this but now I dig her more and I hate it.

I only noticed them when you pointed them out, and it just makes it even more amazing

Jonathan V

THIS is a defining moment for Jeph's fans. From now on there will always be those of us who can say, calmly, "I was on Jeph's patreon BEFORE the Aurelia / Mommymilkers strip".

Joseph Bonnar

I'm *still* laughing at this.

William Cole

HOW DID IT GET WORSE

Lev Vaesinis

This is fucking beautiful. Get dat cash.

Raven Razor

I guess I should have expected something like this. But couldn't have. But should have. Edit: When I thought about it more (FOR SOME REASON), I grudgingly concede cow udders do have four teats, so there's a certain accuracy to the anthropomorphic translation.

Shane Wegner

Can I recommend a bottle of "Nyarlathotep's Finest" red carbernet vintage 666, a fusion of the best grapes and the finest destroyed minds? :)

Joseph Bonnar

Somehow the bit that *really* lands this: the visible thong straps above her avatar's jeans.

Eleanor

all my predictions turned out to be wrong, but now im horny for mommymilkers420. this isnt how i wanted to end today.

Errol Lobo

omg noooo

Ashley Thomas

I laughed so hard I shot milk out my nose.

Tom wilson

I seem to recall a The Onion video clip where they lampooned next-gen game consoles with a feature where you could move the character’s tits with the game controller.

Afunnythinghappedtome

This post should be in /r/blursedimages

Afunnythinghappedtome

L I L B E E F

Reso

God damn

Brian

Heck. How long until one of her fans who *is* an AI commissions a chassis modeled after that? Oh god. Now I'm thinking about AI furries.

Doug DeJulio

That is a very important question when it comes to the design choice of her avatar. Maybe not my first question, but an important question nevertheless

Bagge

Gotta hand it to the software - it got the facial expression of 'LilBeef' just right

Bagge

Do you mean udderly wonderful?

Chuck Dee

how long until she pulls out the VR rig and gets in contact with an AI and the dirty stuff happens!

Drakoo Dreamer

YES! OH MY FUCKING, SHITPISSING, GOD YES!!!

Yelling Bird

Thanks, I hate it, lol

K C

I don't know what to say. On the one hand, good for Aurelia, you do you. On the other, I was really, REALLY not prepared for this. QC is living up to it's name.

K C

You sick MF, Jeph. Thank you and godspeed.

Absynthe

Why does she have a goat tail?

Crushogre

I kind of just assumed it was future tech that can scan someone and render an avatar for them practically immediately. But they also may have gone through making him an avatar and we just skipped that.

Valraven

I'm mildly concerned that she already has a model and rig for Clinton.

George Bias

Yay must be having a difficult time integrating the breadth of human behavior. Of course, I assume they’re following this. I almost feel sorry for them.

Matt Grayson

I just checked and was a little disappointed there wasn't some already then remembered it's been LITERALLY HOURS since the post went up for preview, it's not even public yet

at0m

"Needs more cowbell."

Jeremy

Maybe that's just the tip?

at0m

Go on...

at0m

We predicted this. And yet. I'm still wounded.

Nobody here got the reference to Furry Force? Or is it just me? Oookay... maybe it's just me...

Photon

WHAT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT, I ASK YOU.

Daniel S

I bet she's big in Jersey

Dana Inperson

Congrats, this is very cursed!

Just Jupiter (Chelsea)

Guess who just became a mommy milker

What is the object that Aurelia's avatar is holding? Ooooh, it's a game controller, isn't it?

Auros Harman

Don't involve your kids in your sex life without their consent*. And that avatar/username is definitely sexual. I wasn't a fan of this char before, but she definitely needs to learn some boundaries. *don't involve anyone in your sex life without their consent

Viktor

Oh this is good. So very bad, but so very good.

MikeT

You go Aurelia! Get it!!

BeatButton

I do appreciate that the avatar software has accurately rendered LilBeef's emotional state

That's ironically going to allow the leather interior on the next car, for sure

Randall Norman Pick

I'm not sending YOU my albuterol sulfate inhaler! I need it MYSELF! :P

Joseph Bonnar

No, that's a cow-skin T-shirt. Signaling his disapproval.

BobC

And Clinton's therapist, seeing the stream, realized that he WAS going to be able to send his children to Yale after all.

Joseph Bonnar

AHHHHH

The capture really nailed Clinton's facial expression. Also, his avatar is wearing a cow-patterned t-shirt over its cow-patterned skin. (I am trying hard not to think about the left half of that panel…)

William Cole

Um. Not to be pedantic, but Aurelia’s cow avatar has a goat tail?

Andie L.

Well, better to learn this now than at a funeral decades down the line

KingAtticus

Jeph no 😂

I mean, this is priceless and I hope Clinton gets over it.

Thomas Halpin

He can report them to me... I need to be vigilant and watch out for them and not get captured... >.>

Shawn K. Younkin

blgh

Hugh Eckert

She has to know what...?

Shawn K. Younkin

"It's the bell isn't it. too much?"

Andrew

J E s U s If that was my mum I'd just die on the spot of embarassment

Stuart Telfer

And he is a bi-sexual cyborg!!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh my God Aurelia no

Will Weaver

Well Clint your mom is a furry and that's okay

Gaz

Diablo. Cow Level. Moo. Moo? Moo! Moo. Moo?

Obliviontoad

I love the title "Quad Damage". Hahaha, well played Jeph!

SilverbackRon

yubi yubi

Jeph Jacques

quadrupled down, even

LH

I'm sorry Clinton, your mother has been captured by a furry porn cult. They probably want to storm the state legislature or something. You may need to contact local authorities and report them.

SpookyPenguin

Seems to have caused the biggest split in the Patreon fandom for a while - interesting times

David Durant

Oh no... I mean I'm for it but poor Clinton

Brent

Well, good thing I draw porn as a semi-living. Dont worry Lilbeef will NOT be involved at all

Redd Slym

This is simultaneously exactly what I expected and also more than I was prepared for

No

Miyaa

Jeph yes!

at0m

Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

This week will be a RIDE. Moo~ :D

Sero

FURRY

Solomon Garland

WHAT

Solomon Garland

It's been a while since Questionable Content lived up to its name.

Olivier Laroche

Oh.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

A

Julia Allen-Hesse

This is definitely catering to some people, the real question is whether or not I'm among them

Jeph no

Lucas Werkmeister

Oh lord.....

Spacey02111

Death Is Only The Beginning...

Captain Button

I'm now totally waiting for Tai's avatar to show up.

Gary Walker

One of those times when the only proper social response is to spontaneously burst into flames and die.

Captain Button

well, that's horrifying

lilibat

Sigh. #unzips

Tom Carlson

i think my brain is understanding what weed is like by reading this comic. reading this felt like a brick to the face and now i just sit and stare, waiting for the world to make since agian.

Rat

I love Aruelia so much.

Vilinda

And suddenly the arc got even better.

Desy

also I am feeling very called out by this comic

fluffy

Elliot does not know what he's missing out on.

Chris Warren

So this is very much my aesthetic, and I like her even more now

fluffy

OH NO

Agnes

In which LilBeef realizes he's the most vanilla member of his family.

Dave Van Domelen

Mommymilkers cheesecake for the patreons, PLEASE JEPH!

Rob A

I'm still about 40% sure this is all a put on, though that number can keep going down!

Grace Kieser

Oh ... oh no ... just realized there is going to be sooooo much r34 on this ...

Peter Jensen

Pintsize is probably the first Milkmaid!

Grace Kieser

Jeph, I love you

nirev

Jeph did warn us!

Grace Kieser

We thought Marten was the Jeph avatar, but it seems his true face is as a ginger middle-aged single mother!

Grace Kieser

Clinton's gonna need SO MUCH therapy...

Peter McDevitt

Looks like a PS4 controller.

Miyaa

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...

Grace Kieser

I'm just waiting for the cosplay when cons come back

Chris Sims

Don’t you mean any MOOre?

KCkittysnores

Eh, I was raised on the internet. This is probably the tamest thing I've seen this week!

Grace Kieser

No one could have foreseen the horror.

Miyaa

OH MY GOD NO

Evan

How much would it cost to buy that avatar art from you?

Andrew Park

Par for the course with Clinton

Grace Kieser

This seems like the PERFECT post for this point in time. Thumbs up to you Jeph.

Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq

I was NOT ready for this. (Also LilBeef, hahahahahahahaha)

Anton

Does this confirm her as a furry?

Grace Kieser

D.E.D. ded

Lisa

All evidence seems to indicate that Aurelia believes boundaries are places where metal is shaped.

TV4Fun

The cursed image got worse!

Aditya Rameshan

I want to see more Cliton + Elliot make-outs but this is also damn funny.

Conrad

What's that in her hand? And who is the handmaid?

LMAO!

Conrad

Oh god

Heather Tennant

OH. MY. GOD. This is HILARIOUS.

Dev

Wow, never gonna unsee that. Thanks 😁

JoeTheCynic

Thank gods I started drinking before reading, as it has insulated me and provided a bonus to my SAN check.

Ted Van Roekel

Wondering what Claire’s name would be. “HeiferGal?”

Miyaa

All of this, but raised to the power of all of this...

Richard Bennett

This is pretty much how I expected this to go.

Scott Vogel

Oh NOW I get that "my friends hate me now" tweet. As @aetherspoon said, this week will be glorious.

R L

Oh... I hate it.

Caelin

Thanks, I hate it

Nicholas Franklin

I feel bad for Cow Clinton err Lil' Beef.

drone r0m-3

lives up to her name, she knows what brings the boys to the yard

Kyle Major

This week will be glorious.

aetherspoon

Jeph, are you trying to kill Clinton?

JEPH JEPH WHY

why do i feel like, on the other side of the city, Pintsize just experienced a minor fizzle in his brain wiring

Kurt Lewis

SON OF A STOP THIS IS A BAD IDEA WHAT SHE HAS TO KNOW

Mitchel Huffa

To the bit, we must commit!

æ

this comic gave me psychic damage

Tamara Macadam

Poor Clinton.

Jp

Oh this week is going to be a ride!

Peter Jensen

It's not furry, it's.... leathery? Also: OMG THE UDDERS SRSLY STOP NO

nine

from frenching elliot to this, clinton's dick must have some serious whiplash.

How do I delete someone else's post?

Okay, I was wrong. It's Projekt Moolody.

Jason Rock

Aurelia you gotta get Clinton high *first*

DVW

I love this more than I can say. It's so absurdly wonderful.

Celine Chamberlin

I didn't need any MORE reason to love her

Carin Maja Brooks

ZOMGWTFBBQ.

Andy Kailhofer

I... got a piece of art of Aurelia based on what I thought her streaming would look like. And somehow, it was less horny than the truth. That's amazing. I'm into it by the way, multiboob is awesome

BioYuGi

Be honest, Jeph. You drew that first and figured out how to get from A to B storywise second didn’t you?

Chris Keiser

The look of horrified resignation on Clinton... 😝

I'm so glad you doubled down on this joke

Oh my god Aurelia

Fart Captor

It's very moo-ving

Jon

Hi, yes, how do I unsee this because I *wasn't expecting quadruple anthro cow tiddies what the fuck*

That'sSoRevan

Aurelia is giving me whiplash.

(still laughing)

Darnel D Cooper

I don't know why Clinton is upset, I think her avatar is udderly fantastic

Clark Wells

Jeph, I've seen some shit. Even in the pages of your comics that I've been reading a long ass time, I've seen some shit...but none have your comics have ever made me say "What the fuck..." before.

Ya girl

DVW

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.

Chris Mannes

Mark me down as scared AND horny.

Tinwhisker

Can't awaken anything if it's already awake

Carin Maja Brooks

Jeph I have questions o_o I don't necessarily need them answered, but they exist

Jon

I know we're al open minded here... but uh... no. No thank you.

Spoogle McGee

What should be possibly the greatest day in Clinton's life has spiraled into hell. Poor guy.

Michael Boettger

oh no ... this week is going to be five straight pages of psychic damage, isn't it

LH

She has to know, right? I can't accept that she doesn't know

Cody Renton

I've already subscribed.

nowshowjj

Okay I know this is really funny but Aurelia is SERIOUSLY breaking some boundaries right now by manipulating her her son into this...

So, where's the donate button?

mooviies

Nice AI video filters. (Is it still AI in this world, or is that limited to real AI?)

David S

And I’m dead. From laughing so hard it causes an asthma attack.

Miyaa

LETS FUCKING GO! Milkmaids

Mr. Ifrit

This had better not awaken anything in me

Hope

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen lmO

Cryo

Every day we stray further from God's light.... And I'm here for it

I just can't with this. I completely empathize with Clinton

Joshua Bushman

this... I... my god, Jeph

Scout

Yeah Clinton has the right reaction

Michael

Ooooh lord.

Bayushi-san

I just... it’s so perfect.

VideoBrew

Jeph I mean this in the nicest of terms, but what the fuck xD

Caoimhe Saru