Call The UN

I may or may not have squee'd at the end of this comic (I totally did).

Matt Pedone

I am totally clueless about this metaphor

Jere

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have used that exact same line when trying to get someone to sexytimes. Also, if I were Jeph, I'd have 5 days of Steve eating cereal stored on disk somewhere to toss in at (in)opportune(?) moments. Any writer's-block day would be 'steve eating cereal with someone random.'

Am Queue

wow

truth

LOL

Yay Clinton! Grab that metaphor by the dough.

Richard Muir

Those two are adorkable!

Peter Jensen

Maybe not? I kinda assumed that he would be taking the lead here since he presumably is more experienced with men, but that’s not happening. Of course, that could just be his personality type, he IS pretty submissive.

RadiusUlna

or anyone, for all we know? (we already know Clinton hasn't dated before, iirc, from his conversation with Willow)

Lucas Werkmeister

Poor, poor metaphor. Also, More Elliot smooching. <3

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

In which Clinton realises that 'baking lessons' was only an awkward metaphor in his own mind.

Ben Russell-Gough

That last panel is SO funny XD

lazymagpie

...is this the first time we've seen Cosmo in full? not just sitting, but on all 4 feet?

Kyramasu

Lots and LOTS of kneading.

Vilinda

Has ELLIOT ever kissed a boy?

KCkittysnores

Same! Joined a few days ago and it’s the best😄

RadiusUlna

Clinton, I'm only willing to give the metaphor presumption of innocence because it knows what it did, but torturing it is indeed going a step too far.

Comics Ladybird

Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. Elliot is the quintessential sub; you are going to have to make the moves here. 😜

Bruce Steinberg

There is zero chance Elliot uses measuring cups rather than a quality food scale for baking.

Gary Walker

holy crud this Patreon is the best thing I've done this year, I don't have to shout at Clinton all by myself!!!! That, and BAKING PUNS hahaha!

?where did my comment go?

KCkittysnores

it’s happening!

Steve Red

This oven has been preheating for a while lol

Robin Wyatt

Squeeeeeee

Solomon Garland

aight, time for lots of kneading

jimbo

Jeph tease us? Never! :D

Mark

I'd say that the oven was already good and hot!

Mark

"Website cannot be found".... you lied to me

Duncan

https://twitter.com/ensignlesbian/status/1360052369061511173

Somebody Else

Do you want 5 days of Steve eating cereal? 'Cos this is how you get 5 days of Steve eating cereal.

Elliot PLS!

Also I swear to god if you do the *cuts to a different group* for tomorrow's comic....

Tonionio

That last line is one of the best you've ever written IT IS PERFECT.

Tonionio

CLINTON YES!

Absentia

Love <3

Onyx

CLINTON YES

Lucas Werkmeister

Ahhhhh! I've been waiting so long! Kiss him already!

It's for the best. any moment now he would start talking about self-raising flour or something like that.

Bagge

YEAHHHHH CLINTON IM SO FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU

Dylan T

HELL YEAH CLINTON YOU GO MAN

RadiusUlna

YES!!! KISS ALREADY!!! THEN FUCK!!!

Yelling Bird

Holy shit. Clinton. +1 Charisma

Damien

Stop torturing that poor innocent metaphor! I love it.

Danya Michael

Honestly I want this to happen more than the kiss. I want a new strip based around Aurelia, Steve, and Brun. (And Cosmo.)

Rebecca

I mean, in the end, just ask

MikeT

Grin.

John Fiala

Gotta say as someone who has watched dogs walk away with toys in their mouths - Cosmo has got his prance on!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Awww yeah!

Ali

Ǩ̴̶̤͕̥̻̩̤̺̤̱͊̊̓I̻͔̪̼̜̫͙̋ͥ̋ͮͩS̹̮̤͖̫̫ͧ͗̂ͩ̂͑̍̔S̪͈͆̆̿ͥͬ͡ ̵̧̱̘̘̞ͮ̿̽͠G͓͇̻̗̤̥̱̦̒ͩ̾̈ͦ̐͐ͨͧƠ̓̊̆̌ͯ̆̆͏̗͚̩͔Dͣ̉̎́̑̋҉̖͓̣D̷̵͈̭͙̗̥͇̖̥̾͒ͧA͉̍̾̕͟Mͧ̔̀̚҉̴͚̮ͅͅM̢̟̤̜͖̅͋̄͗ͨ̈́ͯ̍̒́I̛̤͚̲̼͚̜̭ͦ̿ͅTͤ͛̅̋҉̴̼̥̹͍

Ace

Damn, Clinton!

Will Weaver

Could Clinton's last line be any more perfect? No. No, it could not. 💜💜💜

Marc Kevin Hall

Thank you. This is really cute.

YESSS I AM UNREASONABLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, KISSSSSS YOU TWO

Chelsea

They are so CUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEEEE

Mindi Young

Elliot is in the running for King of the Himbos

DonnieRamesJio

Agreed, but measuring cups are validly handy for liquids, even if pretty useless for dry ingredients...

Simran Khalsa

AHHHHHHHHHHH !! is it tomorrow yet ?

Francois couture

ELLIOT YOU BIG MARSHMALLOW

Bacon Lord

yeeeeessss, the gay smooches

Fart Captor

Yeah. And he'd better keep it up, too. Tall as he is, Elliot's already in over his head.

Photon

clinton's face/pose in the final panel is so great. (and gay)

runrin

Elliot, Elliot, Elliot! Let's get the bread in the oven already!

Pete Hanson

Plus, there's already a bun in there. Or, by now, two. Or three.

Photon

These two would absolutely destroy an expensive vase with their anxiety

KingAtticus

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

Jackie Horn

👃

KCkittysnores

Samesies

KCkittysnores

Same, brother, same.

Ian Wolfe

Sha la la la lah de dah, oh just, kiss the boy

Brent

😳😳😳 just kiss him already! Don’t you dare torture us and have one of them decide it’s just not for them 😬

Alex

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

I really needed that. FF14 raid is going poorly tonight

Thomas Halpin

Bwahahaha!

Thomas Halpin

Aurelia gets baked. The smell reaches upstairs, causing surprise, confusion, curiosity, distraction, and breaks the mood, leaving the poor shippers screaming into the void.

Ted Van Roekel

I am a grown-ass adult male and I just made a sound resembling a tea kettle.

Panic Blitz

Not Yay & Roko; Yay & Melon

Miyaa

CAN'T WAIT FOR WHATEVER SILLY REASON FOR THEM TO GET INTERRUPTED TOMORROW

Agnes

Yesssssssssss! Commence the Kissing!!!!

Vic or Vyxter

🤘😁🤘💝💖💗❤️❣️🏳️‍🌈

Carrie

In panel 1 it looks like they did. After escorting Cosmo out for a little privacy.

Ted Van Roekel

NEXT ONE NEXT ONE

Zwischen_Welten

It has to be before. It *has to be before*. Mom cannot see the guy she thinks is hot kissing her son. That is all kinds of no bueno in the braino.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Proud of Clinton!

Raven Razor

Aaaaaaaaa yes!

Clinton has no chill... over the right thing for once.

Populuxe

There is no such thing as reading too much Dumbing of Age.

Populuxe

Looking forward to the next comic being just Clinton's mom offering cereal to Steve, who just happened by

Ed Marshall

I'm just waiting to see if Aurelia is in the hallway listening in or if she's gonna barge in and either prevent it like Cosmo or interrupt right in the middle of it...

Mark Thomas

yesss

runrin

ATTTTTA BOI !

Joseph Ascanio

Finally Clinton gets something right.

Aleks

If the next comic is anything other than Elliot-Clinton kisses, I'm driving to Canada to strangle you, Jeph!

Catherine Germann

I can’t believe Elliot uses measuring cups instead of measuring by weight.

Abigail Ruthsarai

Next comic needs to be Steve eating cereal.

Shawn K. Younkin

ATTA BOY!!!

Lex

JUST KISS YOU TWO!

Scott Vogel

cutaway to Yay and Roku kissing for the first time.

Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde

I love how Elliot is clinging to his comfort zone.

Thisguy

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

Joel Bateman

How much you wanna bet next strip cuts away to someone else? Or have I been reading too much Dumbing of Age?

Dev

This is the most healthy and assertive in a healthy what that I think we have seen Clinton... Ever. Also, the dynamic between the two of them is honestly just fantastic. I so hope the two manage to just stay honest with each other and themselves. They seem to work when they are doing that. :)

FeyOne

Literally the only downside to this being two dudes is that Aurelia can't start playing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid on her phone. That said, "Preheat the oven?" ELLIOT THE OVEN IS ABOUT TO CATCH FIRE IT IS SO OVERHEATED.

Daniel S

So, Steve eating cereal for the rest of the week?

JD

Reminds me of the Banana Nut Bread recipe I learned in the Navy...

BobC

We get a week of Steve eating cereal instead.

JD

SQUEEEEEE!

Dkrewe

"Ravenous Shippers" indeed... Wait. Doesn't that also describe Yondu?

BobC

So. Do we see a smooch? Does Elliot get all nervous and faint? Or does mom come in with a plate of cookies?

Michael Boettger

yay!

SpookyPenguin

The tension is killing me

The baking metaphor is getting overwerked Elliot. Oooooverweeeerked. (Fans of the GBBO know what I'm talking about.)

Ted Van Roekel

Elliot is such a cinnamon roll, I love him <3

DATE NIIIIIGHT :D

Marlo

*old timey man beating a dead horse meme gif but with metaphor written over the horse*

Maugrim

CLINTON

cookiecryptid

Yeah, I think that oven is overheating.

Celine Chamberlin

Also Panel 1 is the greatest thing ever

Erin Moriarty

Elliott has the cutest nose

Erin Moriarty

ITSHAPPENING.GIF

Vicki McLachlan

Aaaaaaaaa, this is so great. These two dorks are lovely.

Runhildr Zaetl

"stop torturing the poor innocent metaphor" is cracking me up

Potato Moses

Poor Elliot. He didn’t get to the point where you have to put the yeast in warm water with sugar for at least 10 minutes for it to bloom.

Miyaa

Yes, Clinton!

If those two don't smooch by the next strip I'm officially designating all this teasing as a war crime.

That'sSoRevan

finally.

Darnel D Cooper

Yes, Elliot. KISS HIM ALREADY!

Kelly Mercer

Well someone’s getting a rise~ 😏 Too on the nose? Maybe

KingAtticus

Hmm. There's a few more days before Friday...

Melissa Smits

I mean... I was not rooting for these two but as it’s gone on and the fan base here are like ravenous shippers they kinda got me cheering them along too.

Lyman Green

Yes please! Before poor Elliott combusts! 😅

Rosilin

NOW KISS

Aditya Rameshan

Poor poor metaphor...

Alacrity Fitzhugh

This is so cute I'm melting 🥰

This is **uncomfortably** close to how my actual first kiss went.

schmod

We ALL knead this.

Eric Sieck

Cosmo looks proud of her new toy

Michael

Go Clinton!!

Rachael R

:D

EnterTheHero

Good job, Clinton!

Timeloopy

Knead! Kneeeeeead!

Magic Chopstick Games

These two are cute as fuck omg

Nicholas Lopez

YES! YEEEEEEEEES

Hajnal Endot