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*Gasp* QC-Anon!

Lars Gottlieb

To be fair, Elliot actually responded in kind. In my experience, that's generally a sign that he's not going to run away. While I'm commenting, I should probably just make an open apology to anyone who has helped me come to that conclusion, especially those who put the 'generally' part in that conclusion. To all of you, I'm deeply sorry. That said, I know me. It will happen again, regardless of how sorry I am. I'm very sorry about that.

Some Ed

You seem to have missed the possibility that Emily made Clinton's shirt. That feels like it's probably closer to QC canon than your suggestions.

Some Ed

Somehow, given Jeph, I think we're probably going to continue not seeing any testicles. To be fair, there's a higher chance of seeing testicles here than if we were reading El Goonish Shive right now. We'd also be a lot less likely to be seeing complaints from Yelling Bird.

Some Ed

I feel it's probably important to assert that whether or not one noticed that Clinton's wearing a shirt Emily apparently made is not properly diagnostic in terms of strokes. I mean, technically, Wednesday is closer to right than wrong, but it's not a definitely one way or the other. People are change-blind, and depending on where one has a stroke, it could have absolutely no effect on ones vision or visual recognition. It's also theoretically possible for a stroke to happen such that it has massive effects on vision and causes one to see all sorts of things.

Some Ed

More Hannelore is good Hannelore <3

Lars Gottlieb

Alright, what are the current theories on Clinton's colour shift shirt? Is it signs that Jeff has finally embraced Q? Is Clinton really Two people who can swap places, teleport like, and one has fetched one of Elliot's shirts to wear? Is the shirt really a Yay? There Must be a secret code! But will we ever know it?

Lars Gottlieb

Nice shorts Clinton...I mean...phew...excuse me....is it hot in here?

CaseyAEC

I bet he's regretting that tat more than Clinton did. Now he has to draw that every time he shows Clinton's right arm

Jim Feldman

Clinton is your tat migrating north

tamtheotter

Unless we change to What Steve is doing on Monday... and for the rest of the week...

Milo

Yes. Jeph is an expert at the cliffhanger. *cries softly*

Joseph Bonnar

We have to wait another 48 hours before finding out what happens next, don’t we?

Mad Marie

THIS STORYLINE HAS BEEN GOING FOR A MONTH AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN A SINGLE TESTICLE YET!

Yelling Bird

They'd make great buds! I did enjoy the Sven/Hanners dynamic about 100 years ago, where they could just hang out and not try to muddy the waters with expectations of physical/emotional stuff

Melissa Smits

maybe it's one of those things like the blue/black or gold/cream dress.

Joe

Clinton really changed out of that shirt and back very quickly, didn't he?

Ramen Gonzales

“If you were having a stroke, you wouldn't notice.” Crap, I didn’t notice.... :P

FuryoftheStars

They had sex between the third and fourth panels and Clinton put on the wrong shirt. Then they had sex again between the fourth and fifth panels.

Justin Alexander

Por que no los dos?

If you were having a stroke, you wouldn't notice.

Wednesday

There's just such a strong connection Clinton's shirt changed to match Elliot's

I noticed that immediately too and nearly had a stroke myself

Nah no stroke. I see it too (or maybe we're both having a stroke)

Am I having a stroke or did Clinton's shirt change colour?

Scott Kenney

Yeah, but it's those differences that give Clinton and Elliott a spark. Also, this comic shows C & E's chemistry nicely.

Matt Pedone

Look, Elliott, it’s great you follow the works of Dr. Kelly Weinersmith, but are you sure these are subjects for polite company? Even if I have to admit your interlocutors started them.

Comics Ladybird

So, in the first panel Clinton is still talking about his mom? Also, this once again proves that Aurelia is a better match for Elliott - she probably doesn't know a lot of "internet things" and is happy about it.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Clinton... What the hell? Literally: What? The? Hell? I mean, to discuss tapeworms before eating?!? Elliot, just run away.

Ben Russell-Gough

*genderfluid-canine-entity-who-will-wag-excitedly-at-any-friendly-pronoun

Mad Marie

...but how can you be sure?

Mad Marie

Elliot should hang out with Hanelore. They could talk about wholesome things and never learn about internet-things

Bagge

Elliot is a very wise young man.

Professor Harmless

This is a lot less gross than the last comic

Brian

I'm conflicted. The part of me that believes in finding your one is bumping up against my wanting to watch a cougar consume its prey and possibly be lost herself in finding someone she could have for good. (Ugh,.... why can't Elliott be twins?)

Darnel D Cooper

Wise beyond his years.

Andrew Mitchell

Clinton, no.

Oh Elliot, you sweet, sweet boy. Also vore is definitely not a topic I would bring up on a second (?) date.....

Ashley Ja

:O

Zwischen_Welten

The last few comics have definitely had the side effect of making me miss pupper hugs even more than I already was.

Runhildr Zaetl

Both Elliot and Roko are interested in Clinton. And bread, albeit not in quite the same way. Clinton's interested in both Roko and Elliot. I'm shipping a yeasty threesome.

OldGoat

Scrolled through all 100+ comments to make an original one: Clinton wants Elliott so bad he willed himself into shirt harmony briefly

Pejo

On the other hand, she may discover things that vastly enrich her life too—like AO3 and its community.

Bruce Steinberg

Awww, Elliot is the most vanilla sub ever! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3439

Bruce Steinberg

Cosmo is a happy boy.

Vanestus

You are wise, Elliot.

Hugh Eckert

Revel in your lack of knowledge and preserve it.

Hugh Eckert

Did Clinton borrow Claire's shorts or something?

Daniel S

I was gonna mention Clinton's shirt changing colors in panel 3. But maybe in the QC universe fabrics can change colors like a mood ring. I mean, they have robots..

I always figured it was George Clinton, and the amount of chill he has turned out to be ironic at best.

Mad Marie

I should have seen this before. Clinton is named after William Jefferson Clinton. That isn't directly related to this strip, it is just something I realized.

Carl Fink

good idea, Eliot.

Sleepy John

Is it weird that I am decidedly not a cyborg yet I kinda wanna get the outlet tattoo just to rep QC. Jeph would I win anything if I got an outlet tattoo.

I wonder if he's wearing a "mood shirt"

Hey: anyone else notice that Elliot’s pants are a different color in the first panel?

Mad Marie

Once I was on a date at a restaurant where the dishes were listed on the menu under the headings FISH /POULTRY / MEAT, and my date gets a sour look on his face, and says, “first intermediate host, second intermediate host, definitive host — no wonder you’re a vegetarian.”

KCkittysnores

Yes

Matthew Van Gangelen

OH MY GOD!!!!!! I wrote my master’s thesis on the evolution of parasitic life cycles! Yes, I DO flirt by talking about parasitic worms! This is ME. I am in this picture!

KCkittysnores

Elliot shows wisdom.

Joseph Bonnar

Truly very wise words indeed.

awgiedawgie

Yeah, Clinton has been extremely cute these last few pages. Did he get a self-confidence reset when talking with Willow and Faye or something?

Cathal Mc Ginley

you would miss us

no oops

Elliot continues to prove he is in fact the wisest of himbos.

Elliot is correct. I know a lot of internet things and could just as easily live a full life without this burden. I'm terrified my daughter will make the same explorations because she is, after all, her father's daughter.

Tim Eldred

Jeph. Why.

Dylan T

thanks for the warning!

I suddenly envy Elliot

KingAtticus

I love that Elliot is steadfastly Offline

Craig Martin Poché

he does this all the time as a joke lol

hey, Jeph. idk if you're gonna read this, but you got the colors wrong on Clinton's outfit in panel 4. you made them the colors of Elliot's outfit.

Absentia

I am a great magician...your clothes are black!

Galbrush Threepwood

Yes.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Cosmo huuuuuuuuugs

Katherine Prewitt

Panel 4 Clinton's shirt has accidentally revealed its chameleon nature by stealing the color from Elliot's. :V

Ariamaki

I came across vore in some OC fanfic while scrolling DA years ago. Weird stuff but surprisingly well written. I read a few chapters and moved on, shaking my head at how the world can still surprise me.

midwestmutt

Now I can’t look at gummy worms the same way ever again. Note to self: do not read QC while eating spaghetti.

Miyaa

CLINTON'S SHORT SHORTS, OMG. ELLIOT IS GOING TO BURST INTO FLAME!!!!!

Jackie Horn

his shirt must be loaded with the same kind of colour cells AIs with fancy bodies have.

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

You mean avoreable

Drazi

Shiiiiiip

John Fiala

Spoil his innocence!

Kyle Major

That's sound advice Elliott.

drone r0m-3

Wise choice Elliot

Lee B.

No mistake. He's got some experimental nano-threads that have been fused with octopus DNA.

Pete Hanson

Adorable

Carrie

God, I want Elliot’s last line embroidered on a pillow or something

Peter Kempson

as though I didn't ship these two before, I definitely ship them now. Oh, Elliot, you sweet, summer child...

Chris Weigert

Clinton in the bottom-left panel has on the other shirt color... I assume that's a mistake. :)

Elliot, you don’t know how right you are.

EnterTheHero

For anyone who didn't know what vore was and googled images unprepared, I recommend brain bleach. (Somebody protect Elliot at all costs!)

Sero

Is it weird that I can find out about a fetish like vore and not be scarred or something?

Andrew L Butula

Jeph, please start changing character clothes every panel. It seems to give some people a purpose 🤣

GodsInTheCogs

oh BABY

Tamara Macadam

Not. Googling. Any-fucking-thing.

Kenneth Carlile

Areulia’s lights flickered. 🤷🏽

doorbender

Vore 🤣😬💀

GodsInTheCogs

Maybe Clinton just has a fancy color-changing shirt. You never know.

And I haven't noticed any pictures of Clinton, though.

Michael Boettger

The shirt. It changed colors. Elliot, scenes 3, 4, and 5?? Am I the only one that is noticing this?

Hank Heyming

I should have listened to Elliot 😭

The Beginning of Wisdom.

Captain Button

And either Claire or her mom on a fishing trip, in the background.

Michael Boettger

I don't know what vore is either, but I agree with Elliot.

JD

Noooooo now I have to!

Ginaelisa Cortez

I second this

Lord Crusade

It's ok, Elliot, I also know basically nothing about vore except what I've gathered from context clues and McElroy jokes, and I don't want to know any more than that.

Mandy Hoskins

(Small colour error in panel 4: Clinton's shirt is the wrong colour.)

Antoine Leblanc

OOPSIE

Jeph Jacques

Yeah, Elliot must be protected from the internet.

Thomas Halpin

Yep. There's questionable content on the internet.

mooviies

Good lord, on top of everything else, Eliot has perfect wisdom. DON'T LET GO, CLINTON!

Doug DeJulio

Elliot is a wiser man than I

Don’t google -

doorbender

You are wiser than you can possibly know, Elliot.

Michael Boettger

Elliots' last line should be a T-shirt.

Peter McDevitt

That's a wise sentiment Elliott.

Niskara

Clinton is dressing like all the boys I have crushes on and it's KILLING ME

Hope

Clinton can change shirts so fast 😳

Well that conversation took an interesting turn.

Michael

He's not wrong

Adam Friedlander