I mean, she's already hooked up with Clinton's roommate.
Mark P.
2021-03-11 19:35:25 +0000 UTC
I think we can justifiably classify her as a milf tbh
Solomon Garland
2021-03-11 15:58:04 +0000 UTC
I was starting to wonder if she was hitting on him. Poor Clinton.
George Wilson
2021-03-11 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
Is it ok if i'm attracted to Aurelia?
Nicklaus Gunnflag
2021-03-11 11:31:25 +0000 UTC
So which makes a better porn scenario - he's Clinton's maybe-boyfriend, or he's the food delivery guy?
Brian Leahy
2021-03-11 06:25:58 +0000 UTC
Ew
Brian
2021-03-11 02:36:20 +0000 UTC
oh man i cant wait for the fanfics lol
peter retzlaff
2021-03-11 02:09:02 +0000 UTC
?nosebleed?!
KCkittysnores
2021-03-11 00:10:07 +0000 UTC
The nice thing about being in my mid-40’s is that people 15 years my junior are back on the menu.
KCkittysnores
2021-03-11 00:07:35 +0000 UTC
Yeah, only Tai is allowed to climb without asking.
Daryl Sawyer
2021-03-10 23:31:52 +0000 UTC
Not going to lie. I was hoping that was her reaction. But I also like romance novels and. Other. Things.
Rykka Maddox
2021-03-10 22:24:17 +0000 UTC
Boys who like boys who like moms who like boys always should be someone you really love!
Kuragari
2021-03-10 22:24:06 +0000 UTC
🎶 Clinton’s mom has got it goin’ on 🎶
Timothy Mann
2021-03-10 21:50:45 +0000 UTC
Like mother, like son, I guess.
Ack
2021-03-10 21:38:13 +0000 UTC
And here I thought August mean “Oh my god it’s too hot here (too cold here depending on which hemisphere you live) to stay outdoors.”
Miyaa
2021-03-10 20:13:09 +0000 UTC
omg lol
Nicolas Demers
2021-03-10 18:39:24 +0000 UTC
To be fair, Clinton had a really rough start with all that Elliott thing, and generally I don't see their relations going very far.
Aurelia, on the other hand, deserves at least a bit of something more exciting than playing bass stoned and eating takeout food (all great things, but Claire would be first to push idea of changes and pursuing other interests).
My point is - although Clinton has dibs in this situation, I think he would be more than justified in giving them up for mom.
Also let's wait for Elliott's reaction. Somehow it's really easy to lose his subjectivity in this comic.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2021-03-10 18:29:24 +0000 UTC
the monkey's paw curls 4 everyone upset the thruple didn't work out
2021-03-10 17:11:20 +0000 UTC
Jeph, you tackle so many social issues, "taboo" topics, or things the bigoted would consider controversial, in such an amazing and accepting way. But I swear to God of Clinton ends up in a weird polyamorous relationship with Eliot and his mom I will find out your favorite rainforest and burn it to the ground
2021-03-10 16:43:19 +0000 UTC
Big Himbo Evergy.
2021-03-10 16:40:58 +0000 UTC
To be Clinton is to suffer.
Randall Norman Pick
2021-03-10 15:56:57 +0000 UTC
Oh good LORD that is alarmingly on point now.
Stephen Wells
2021-03-10 15:28:30 +0000 UTC
This is how I feel lusting after QC characters at 37.
Someday I'll fix you, Sven 🤣🤣🤣
Erin Moriarty
2021-03-10 15:18:35 +0000 UTC
I may be in the minority here but I like where this is going.
Jim
2021-03-10 15:11:57 +0000 UTC
Okay but hon - like yes, obvs don't act on it - but no one can blame you for wanting to climb Elliot like a tree!!
2021-03-10 14:59:17 +0000 UTC
Minor point: "Augustus" doesn't mean "emperor". Rather, it means "venerable" or "majestic" (hence "august" in English). "Imperator" means emperor. So her name means "the majestic golden one".
James Redekop
2021-03-10 14:30:40 +0000 UTC
TAKING BETS! How many comics does it take for the big man to take his shirt off, then for both the mom and son to get a nosebleed!
Drakoo Dreamer
2021-03-10 13:33:03 +0000 UTC
I assumed that it was her married name. Did Claire and Clinton change their last names after the divorce too? What little we know of the father does *not* make me think that he would have allowed the kids to get her family name over his.
Mark
2021-03-10 13:19:11 +0000 UTC
"The guy who I was attracted to ended up as my step-father!" Don't laugh; this happens enough times IRL!
Ben Russell-Gough
2021-03-10 13:14:19 +0000 UTC
I'm just going to point out: Aurelia has a type. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3225
Gary Walker
2021-03-10 13:10:06 +0000 UTC
All I can say is, poor Clinton
darklion
2021-03-10 12:53:14 +0000 UTC
oh no
Robin Wyatt
2021-03-10 12:19:53 +0000 UTC
I. am. HOWLING.
Jessi Lloyd
2021-03-10 12:15:37 +0000 UTC
Aurelia doesn't know that this is a potential date, right? Clinton and Elliott aren't really sure... I'm worried about Clinton.
Matt Pedone
2021-03-10 12:13:56 +0000 UTC
NO.
Valraven
2021-03-10 12:05:38 +0000 UTC
Yeah, thought so :3
Solomon Garland
2021-03-10 11:48:10 +0000 UTC
you can’t blame her here though
Rhipidura
2021-03-10 11:35:16 +0000 UTC
finally it comes out. With Aurelia's good breeding, manners and courtesy first, seduction later
jimbo
2021-03-10 11:33:23 +0000 UTC
Oh lawdy, she comin'!
Technoir
2021-03-10 11:31:11 +0000 UTC
Oh honey, you're totally allowed to be attracted to him. The only question is whether you should do anything overt about it.
Am Queue
2021-03-10 10:40:08 +0000 UTC
Aurelia should be fairer to herself. Of course she's allowed to be _attracted_, she just should not climb him like a tree, at least, not without asking nicely first.
Stephen Wells
2021-03-10 10:35:30 +0000 UTC
That... sort of depends on what all three principals end up deciding what the ideal outcome should be.
Ben Russell-Gough
2021-03-10 09:41:11 +0000 UTC
I'll be honest, I have no idea where Jeph is taking this and I'm not particularly concerned about. At this point I'm just content to sit and continue to laugh my ass off. 😆
kupo
2021-03-10 09:15:47 +0000 UTC
Her kids are in their early-mid twenties, so, I imagine forties or early fifties?
Diptych
2021-03-10 09:04:06 +0000 UTC
Or a turn for the "Bow chicka bow-OH DEAR GOD THAT IS WRONG"
George Wirth
2021-03-10 08:54:52 +0000 UTC
TBF, she does look quite young. How old is Aurelia?
Nick Hodgson
2021-03-10 08:26:06 +0000 UTC
Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but are you arguing in favour of incest?
Nick Hodgson
2021-03-10 08:19:43 +0000 UTC
She can always give Marten’s mom a call if she needs tips!
Bruce Steinberg
2021-03-10 08:10:34 +0000 UTC
From any other comic author, I'd be very wary of this situation blowing up in unnecessary and mishandled drama.
But here I'm just "wow, plz tell me more!"
angETF
2021-03-10 07:42:53 +0000 UTC
I knew it! 🤣
Daniel Blom Paulsen
2021-03-10 07:17:21 +0000 UTC
And then Claire shows up, notices her mother and brother's reactions to Elliot, and word vomits all her observations by accident.
2021-03-10 07:10:29 +0000 UTC
Well, basically we all foresaw this outcome, based on yesterday's comments thread. I just hope that (a) Aurelia has self-control and (b) can govern her subconscious responses.
Ben Russell-Gough
2021-03-10 07:03:37 +0000 UTC
This is one of the best turns in the strip in a while, I'm enjoying this arc a ton!
2021-03-10 06:38:32 +0000 UTC
oh... oh no...
this isn't going to end well, is it?
Absentia
2021-03-10 06:06:27 +0000 UTC
Score: Andrew 1, rest of the internet 0.
ANDREW WINS THE INTERNET!
Joseph Bonnar
2021-03-10 06:01:08 +0000 UTC
That would be Aureliawkward.
Andrew
2021-03-10 05:50:59 +0000 UTC
Muh
Matt Donaldson
2021-03-10 05:49:58 +0000 UTC
Bruh
Mladen
2021-03-10 05:39:34 +0000 UTC
Spicy plot twist
2021-03-10 05:35:20 +0000 UTC
I didn’t see that coming! I love a good LOL surprise 🤣🤣
Chris Driggers
2021-03-10 05:30:45 +0000 UTC
No, a Borzoi.
Eric Burns-White
2021-03-10 05:06:18 +0000 UTC
Panel 2 synchronized embaressment is wonderful
Bagge
2021-03-10 05:04:01 +0000 UTC
It's Elliot! For an extremely broad cross-section of humanity Elliott lands on the "my type" board somewhere!
Elf Sternberg
2021-03-10 04:57:32 +0000 UTC
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
2021-03-10 04:57:14 +0000 UTC
Aurelia this is absolutely still capable of becoming a romance novel or a pornographic film. Don't sell yourself short!
I do not get people's obsession with being against family love. I can see nothing un-ethical about it. People are weird about where they draw lines.
Drazi
2021-03-10 04:41:13 +0000 UTC
Told you.
*preps the horny bat*
Jaron Mortimer
2021-03-10 04:39:00 +0000 UTC
And that was the day the oven, dishwasher and fire alarms all broke...
Mark Thomas
2021-03-10 04:33:58 +0000 UTC
Am I too late for boarding?
Chuck Dee
2021-03-10 04:26:59 +0000 UTC
Clinton's mom cannot handle her levels of got it goin' on.
Alan
2021-03-10 04:24:18 +0000 UTC
Bringing up pornography is disgusting... But while I'm here anyone know where one can find some Japanese women licking doorknobs porn ? asking for a friend...
2021-03-10 04:24:15 +0000 UTC
QC about to take a turn for the bow chicka wow wow
Simon Green
2021-03-10 04:19:27 +0000 UTC
What happens in these romance novels and films? Hypothetically speaking.
Shane Wegner
2021-03-10 04:18:21 +0000 UTC
Leave that scenario to your romance novels and pornographic films!
I love it.
Vilinda
2021-03-10 04:14:52 +0000 UTC
Well, I can't blame her. I feel much the same way...
James Redekop
2021-03-10 04:05:34 +0000 UTC
Oh yes...
--N
Nobilis Reed (personal)
2021-03-10 03:42:44 +0000 UTC
And now we all know where Clinton got his social awkwardness and total inability to chill. Oh Aurelia. Good name though!
Although Jeph has been drawing Aurelia considerably younger-looking since the first times we met her. Did she get a facelift?
Paul Zagieboylo
2021-03-10 03:42:10 +0000 UTC
I want to like this comic MANY times! ^_^
2021-03-10 03:24:38 +0000 UTC
I believe there are sites which specialize in documentaries about this situation.
Todd Ellner
2021-03-10 03:24:03 +0000 UTC
I love the formal way she talks to herself. "Romance novels and pornographic films!"
Yonatan Zunger
2021-03-10 03:23:10 +0000 UTC
Maine Coons are a delight.
Max Kaehn
2021-03-10 03:22:01 +0000 UTC
Called it!
Spoogle McGee
2021-03-10 03:19:14 +0000 UTC
yeahhh totally saw that one coming, oh Aurelia 😅
Danielle Church
2021-03-10 03:19:11 +0000 UTC
Aurelia ALWAYS YES
Nutjob
2021-03-10 03:18:33 +0000 UTC
Aurelia YES
Nutjob
2021-03-10 03:18:06 +0000 UTC
to be fair he IS very hot
Agnes
2021-03-10 03:12:30 +0000 UTC
Aurelia's husband took all of the chill with him when he left.
Dean Reilly
2021-03-10 03:10:29 +0000 UTC
She wanna climb him like a TREE
Joseph
2021-03-10 03:09:15 +0000 UTC
I feel like when she finds out she's actually meeting her son's potential boyfriend, this is going to be a lot for her to process.
The Secret Sponsor
2021-03-10 03:06:34 +0000 UTC
I can't imagine the damage it would do if Aurelia successfully stole Elliot. I don't want to find out. Plz
I think this is the first confirmation that “Augustus” is the maternal family name.
KCkittysnores
2021-03-10 02:49:42 +0000 UTC
Ohno
CalmWeaver27
2021-03-10 02:49:38 +0000 UTC
Oh no! Which ship do I ship more!?! What has Jeph done to me?
Kelly Mercer
2021-03-10 02:46:41 +0000 UTC
The entire Augustus family missed the day they handed out chill.
Daniel S
2021-03-10 02:42:47 +0000 UTC
I mean... look at Elliot. I can see her point. :)
John Fiala
2021-03-10 02:42:47 +0000 UTC
Look, all I'm saying is that someone needs to take care of our good boy Elliott, and it better happen quick
Alcaria Swain
2021-03-10 02:42:01 +0000 UTC
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!
Yelling Bird
2021-03-10 02:41:34 +0000 UTC
Okay sorry Clinton but the Elinton train has been decommissioned and the U.S.S. Aurliott has left the dock.
2021-03-10 02:39:48 +0000 UTC
Aurelia yes!!!!
ShanaraCinderfall
2021-03-10 02:39:16 +0000 UTC
uhm. are *we* allowed to be attracted to Aurelia tho?
skinnybdink
2021-03-10 02:38:41 +0000 UTC
No, nor does she have any reason to suspect so because as far as she knows, Clinton is straight.
JD
2021-03-10 02:38:05 +0000 UTC
Aurelia is my abuela's name! It was almost my middle name but for some reason she thinks it's an ugly name. When I asked her what her name meant when I was little she said Goddess of the Dawn, and I believed that she actually was for most of my childhood, so I figured I didn't get her name because I wasn't supposed to be a goddess yet.
Jackie Horn
2021-03-10 02:34:49 +0000 UTC
Thought so.
Joseph Bonnar
2021-03-10 02:33:38 +0000 UTC
"your son's friend"
wait, does Aurelia not know this is a date? Or, a... not date? Whatever they're calling and/or not calling it?
David Jackson
2021-03-10 02:33:20 +0000 UTC
Rhymes with Kougar
Andy Kailhofer
2021-03-10 02:31:48 +0000 UTC
SCREAMS
Elliott Case
2021-03-10 02:29:40 +0000 UTC
AURELIA YES
Maugrim
2021-03-10 02:29:12 +0000 UTC
I think it depends on your stance of like 50% what one finds in the H-Manga or PH sites lol
James Cooper
2021-03-10 02:29:04 +0000 UTC
I think the rapidly wagging tail from Cosmo would suggest Cosmo is attracted to Elliot too.
Miyaa
2021-03-10 02:28:54 +0000 UTC
Big Cat?
at0m
2021-03-10 02:28:50 +0000 UTC
Clinton and his mom have a type.
Gary Walker
2021-03-10 02:27:57 +0000 UTC
Oh no
Nicholas Lopez
2021-03-10 02:26:55 +0000 UTC
'cept Brun
Jeff Gedney
2021-03-10 02:26:22 +0000 UTC
Noooooooo sis, NO
GodsInTheCogs
2021-03-10 02:25:05 +0000 UTC
To be fair, everyone's into Elliot.
fluffy
2021-03-10 02:23:26 +0000 UTC
Either we know Jeph's style well or he's just THAT good at knowing what the fans want since he usually has a decent backlog.
Raven Razor
2021-03-10 02:22:53 +0000 UTC
Oh nooooo Aurelia
Will Weaver
2021-03-10 02:22:20 +0000 UTC
That's funny I actually thought she was attracted to Elliot and was wondering if Jeph was gonna go there
Evan
2021-03-10 02:21:14 +0000 UTC
She'll get drunk one day and poor Clinton will learn everyone loves the cinnomon bun.
Raven Razor
2021-03-10 02:20:59 +0000 UTC
l o l
runrin
2021-03-10 02:20:58 +0000 UTC
ZERO CHILL
Tamara Macadam
2021-03-10 02:20:53 +0000 UTC
On the one hand, he's a baker. On the other, James' shouting would probably make him nervous enough to get confused.
Diptych
2021-03-10 02:19:38 +0000 UTC
She may not like it, there's just a LOT of it out there!
Grace Kieser
2021-03-10 02:19:17 +0000 UTC
Do I want to root for a polycule or is the dating a mother and son not okay... the true shipper's dilemma
Carin Maja Brooks
2021-03-10 02:18:56 +0000 UTC
Oh. _LORDY_
RaptorShadow
2021-03-10 02:18:28 +0000 UTC
"Mrs. Augustus, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
Grace Kieser
2021-03-10 02:18:26 +0000 UTC
It's going great. Everyone likes Elliot!
Scott Gosnell
2021-03-10 02:18:23 +0000 UTC
I believe he'd be his own father in law? I need a blackboard
Hope
2021-03-10 02:18:03 +0000 UTC
Well... Now we know what kinda porn *Aurelia* likes watching. Wonder how she views Marten??
2021-03-10 02:17:58 +0000 UTC
Resist Aurelia, resist!!
Although, judging from the comments from the last couple days,, we all knew where this was going.
Michael Boettger
2021-03-10 02:17:58 +0000 UTC
Coo coo cachoo...
Everett Bradshaw
2021-03-10 02:17:47 +0000 UTC
This is going to get very interesting.
Scott Vogel
2021-03-10 02:17:44 +0000 UTC
So now we know how Elliot would answer the “Off Menu” question about if he wants still or sparkling water. (Now waiting to hear his answer to “papadums or bread?”)
Miyaa
2021-03-10 02:17:32 +0000 UTC
Well, at least we see where Clinton gets his taste from
KingAtticus
2021-03-10 02:17:31 +0000 UTC
Characters who have stated attraction to Elliot count: 3
2021-03-10 02:17:30 +0000 UTC
.....do it
Hope
2021-03-10 02:17:25 +0000 UTC
The odds are low Claire is into Elliot, right?
2021-03-10 02:17:21 +0000 UTC
Please no...
mooviies
2021-03-10 02:17:18 +0000 UTC
YES
xamaryllix
2021-03-10 02:16:59 +0000 UTC
Wait, so is Clinton going to end up being his own grandpa or something?
Captain Button
2021-03-10 02:16:56 +0000 UTC
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
2021-03-10 02:16:48 +0000 UTC
THE POLYCULE LIVES
Cody Renton
2021-03-10 02:16:29 +0000 UTC
Especially since Clinton has dibs.
Michael
2021-03-10 02:16:28 +0000 UTC
mrs robinson...
2021-03-10 02:16:21 +0000 UTC
Me too, Aurelia. Me too.
Dylan T
2021-03-10 02:16:14 +0000 UTC
Oh hey, which means he hasn't told her the context of this dinner, that'll be fun for everyone.