Presenting Hannelore

DISREGARD! <br>Just testing here.

You mean Hannelore, daughter of the "father of the AIs"?

Michael, PLEASE tell me how you managed to enter a CRLF after "breath." Whenever I try it, it doesn't work.

Of all the new characters that have been introduced over the last 6-8 months, she might be my favorite (I kid, I kid) :) [But I TOTALLY called a digression of about 14 comics about the randos in the taco shop back in 4331

Steven Lloyd

It turns out that pandemics are really boring.

KCkittysnores

I think it was more of an, "I need an adult" moment.

Chris Edwards

Wait, did Marten just kinda sorta assert himself?

Bagge

Nah, the original ozymandias poem (can't remember who by) is about a broken statue in a desert. Google should bring you to it.

Solomon Garland

"I'm Ozymandias, lol" ?? Is that a Rene Magritte thing or what?

jimbo

For some people, saying that you're going to show them a PowerPoint presentation is a threat all by itself.

Nick Hodgson

PowerPoint is like violence - if it doesn't work, you're not using enough... (or was that XML?)

Leak

Um, bear in mind that Rachel is a real person, and not associated with a library. Although it would be a hoot if someone told her about this, and she drops by to say hello.

Michael Boettger

We don't know how much later this is. They could have had an good reassuring snuggle on the couch until one of them said "I want a coffee"

HANNELORE! WHY WON'T YOU LOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Yelling Bird

This is some old school QC humor right here

darklion

This is the start of the long-awaited "Release The Virus" arc, isn't it?

Captain Button

Also mention the length of the presentation, that will be the finisher.

SpookyPenguin

Martin, why are you not comforting Claire? With whatever she needs to get through this? Do we need to dildo slap you again?

Ted Van Roekel

They'd be pretty relentless, but I believe they're busy keeping Hannelore's father on track

Jim Feldman

Sounds like a job for Tilly Birch.

Gary Walker

Alternate Presentation: What to Do to Ensure That I Allow You to Keep Your Hands

According to my spouse the tech writer, even the *prospect* of a Powerpoint presentation is indeed something to threaten someone with.

Hugh Eckert

If I were Claire, I would not want Hannelore intervening on my behalf like this, especially without my consent. Hopefully Hannelore will learn to understand that; this could be a good growth moment for her.

Lisa

No no "Orbital PIZZA delivery" ... Not weapons.

Sadly, the Damascus font costs $600, and I don't need a joke to succeed that badly.

David Barr

Presentation: Why You Reconsidered Claire And Remained Breathing :)

SpookyPenguin

Hanners and Claire together are unstoppable

I'm still waiting for the big reveal that she hooked up with a model from the Sexy Firefighter's Calendar after her sabbatical. She's been making steady progress. I think it's time she got some ACTION. :)

"Release the virus!"

William Cole

My powerpoint is made from Damascus steel. "Damascus Steel" being the font I used.

Jim Feldman

SKULLMASTER WATCHES ALL

David Durant

.....who's the new blonde girl? She seems nice.

Anthony Gaglianese

Rachel Dill is going to be getting a PowerPoint explaining how she can hire Claire and avoid getting fired out of a cannon in one easy step!

I still love Tannelore, she's just so cute, and I love how she's more assertive. Also I'm sure Station would love to fire one off.

Joel Bateman

Keeping in mind that Hannelore has access to a satellite with the equivalent of ballistic orbital weapons....

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Thank you for bringing Hannelore back!

Amanda Miller

Wasn’t there a conversation about Station offering orbital railgun bombardment as a favor at some point a few years back?

Mad Marie

There's a lot more of her Mom in there than she usually shows

Todd Ellner

“And this slide is what it will look like when the space laser on my father’s space station destroys your grandmother’s house...”

Jono Hayward

What makes you think she's still wearing a top? It would be just like Marten not to react.

BobC

*The presentation is about Hannelore threatening them* Jesus Jeph XD

Mari San

Steve. Steve is the only one we need to see again.

BobC

wow

Jeph: Aha, if I just raise the frame a teeny bit, I don't even have to draw Hannelore's top! I'm a genius!

Bo Blackstar

Thank goodness Hanners was never in the Girl Scouts during cookie season. (Looking forward to their new French toast cookies.)

Miyaa

I know, it looks good on her, though, so I hope she keeps it a little longer.

Everett Bradshaw

Hanners: A Good Friend.

Jackie Horn

HANNERSSSSSS🥰

I missed her so much!

even considering its coming from hanners, despite not even being a rejecting librarian; I feel threatened

Amos Catto

Hanners, you're frightening me. Step back, deep breath. Of course she has the financial wherewithal to make things happen.

Michael Boettger

I finished another full read-through of the whole of QC today

Voëlvry

She's really holding on to that tan

Lana Del Prey

Good to see Hannes. Now, if only we could see May and Sven again, too.

Andrea Andrew

Yay Hanners! But nobody deserves death by PowerPoint

Bonnie Fiddis

I kinda need a print of the "I'm ozymandius lol" for my wall....

Bitter Donald

And why the PowerPoint is her being nice.

Edward Clayton Andrews