Sploosh
Added 2021-02-16 02:09:42 +0000 UTCwho could blame her
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Lol. But seriously dudes, y u do dis?
Daryl Sawyer
2021-02-16 22:20:46 +0000 UTCJust a little dinghy. Oh, wait, you meant the boat.
Daryl Sawyer
2021-02-16 22:20:08 +0000 UTCIf you could sit there and eat lunch, then "island" is appropriate. "Island in a stream" is a common phrase.
David Pipes
2021-02-16 19:44:50 +0000 UTCNot the sploosh I expected, frankly.
David Pipes
2021-02-16 18:01:34 +0000 UTCWouldn't throwing the sender's phone (or his dick) in the lake make more sense in the long run?
Leak
2021-02-16 15:04:05 +0000 UTCIsn't this the perfect time to find May steady employment?
Bagge
2021-02-16 14:43:19 +0000 UTCI don't THINK Elliot would send Clinton An unsolicited dick-pick. But IF he ever would, now would be the perfect timing
Bagge
2021-02-16 14:40:20 +0000 UTCas a person who gets unsolicited dick pics - this is a perfectly justifiable response, the MOST justifiable
Anna Phylaxis
2021-02-16 13:33:56 +0000 UTCI'm slightly shocked noone has implicated Pintsize yet. Does it just go without saying now?
Andrew
2021-02-16 09:37:34 +0000 UTCWas it a big one though, or was it just a kayak?
Dean Reilly
2021-02-16 07:41:13 +0000 UTCBut why would she check Messages in a canoe to begin with.. Oh I guess I shouldn’t speak on such a topic. During our kayak-trip this summer we stopped for lunch at this tiny island (I don’t know the proper English nautical term for a bunch of rocks with vegetation growing among them) and I dropped my power bank. I did however manage to pick it up, super worried that leaving it would make it corrode and leak metals into the lake. On a bonus note, the power bank still works despite it’s warranty notice telling me to protect it from water!
Daniel Rydberg
2021-02-16 07:23:04 +0000 UTCi just want to point out that aside from bubs exactly zero qc girls have worn any other top than a cami since 2021 started.
runrin
2021-02-16 06:57:41 +0000 UTCNew job for Yay: punching solicitors of unsolicited dick pics in the same... as a public service.
Leak
2021-02-16 06:52:07 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Andrew Mitchell
2021-02-16 06:51:16 +0000 UTCCue Elliot accidentally sending Clinton a dick pic just as unlocks and hands his phone over to Willow.
Valraven
2021-02-16 06:14:03 +0000 UTCInsert ladies in lakes, swords and other such lore.
Chase the Dragon
2021-02-16 06:08:48 +0000 UTC*blub blub blub blub*
SpookyPenguin
2021-02-16 05:58:13 +0000 UTCps: no, gents: “Selfie Stick” is not a euphemism for “Dick Pic”. Please stop doing those. Thanks, The Womanagement.
Mad Marie
2021-02-16 05:41:10 +0000 UTCSurvival tip #143: in an emergency, a smartphone on a selfie stick can serve as a makeshift canoe paddle.
Mad Marie
2021-02-16 05:38:46 +0000 UTCor maybe just disgusting, non-consensual stimuli. What would you do if somebody tossed a dead naked mole rat at you randomly?
Carin Maja Brooks
2021-02-16 05:09:42 +0000 UTCI feel I know people who would also do this
Carin Maja Brooks
2021-02-16 05:07:26 +0000 UTCiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
darklion
2021-02-16 04:58:01 +0000 UTCI observe Willow has strong, bordering on panic, responses to surprising stimuli.
Shane Wegner
2021-02-16 04:35:36 +0000 UTCYeetus the Meatus
Brian
2021-02-16 04:22:46 +0000 UTCOoooh.... dicklets!
Absynthe
2021-02-16 04:22:10 +0000 UTCMy solution is to send this image linked back at them. It never fails and is family friendly. https://imgur.com/g98WMCM
Carrie
2021-02-16 04:10:27 +0000 UTCIs that a kayak in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Simon Green
2021-02-16 03:42:57 +0000 UTCThey who pulls this phone from this lake shall...
Captain Button
2021-02-16 03:26:28 +0000 UTCDid a hand rise up from the lake and catch it?
Hugh Eckert
2021-02-16 03:16:15 +0000 UTCSend them pictures anyways with the caption that says "this is a dick pic" but instead its just eggplants.
Fuzzy Logik
2021-02-16 03:12:30 +0000 UTCMy blind partner is glad that he can't see unsolicited dick pics
2021-02-16 03:03:09 +0000 UTCThe phone store salesman misheard her, she asked for a smartphone, not a smutphone.
kaitou
2021-02-16 02:52:11 +0000 UTCi would also throw my phone in a lake if i got a dick pic. i don't live near one, but i'd definitely find one.
Glaive
2021-02-16 02:51:30 +0000 UTCWell, at least she kept the barrette!
BobC
2021-02-16 02:33:19 +0000 UTCGREAT! NOW IT'LL TAKE ANOTHER WEEK TO WALK BACK!
Yelling Bird
2021-02-16 02:29:53 +0000 UTCsadly, most phone insurance plans do not cover acts of dick.
Peter McDevitt
2021-02-16 02:27:28 +0000 UTCI have a folder somewhere named Dick Pics full of pictures of Richard Nixon... For those moments when I need to send an unexpected dick pic
Karl Åström
2021-02-16 02:19:49 +0000 UTCHe's embracing his inner twink
VampireJuicePouch
2021-02-16 02:18:45 +0000 UTCHeh. I sent my ex some dick picks recently. Dick Tracy, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Turpin, Dick Cheney. She groaned at that.
Hedgie
2021-02-16 02:15:25 +0000 UTCCan we talk about how short Clinton's shorts are, though? Why does he get to be cute AND hot?
Isaac Rivers
2021-02-16 02:15:01 +0000 UTCchecked my inbox for 2 seconds & immediately saw a genital. could not parse which type of genital it was before tossing my phone out the canoe
Diptych
2021-02-16 02:14:00 +0000 UTCSweet fool.
Dylan T
2021-02-16 02:13:57 +0000 UTCWell, hopefully it wasn't an expensive phone.
Michael Boettger
2021-02-16 02:13:14 +0000 UTCThey’re kind of expensive. I couldn’t easily replace mine if I lost it right now.
Skorpeyon
2021-02-16 02:12:22 +0000 UTCOkay, I get throwing the phone into the lake after getting a dick pic, but why didn't she just get a new one afterwards?
JD
2021-02-16 02:11:42 +0000 UTCImpulsivus Yeetus!
Max D S
2021-02-16 02:11:25 +0000 UTCPerfectly sane reaction. Cromulent, even.
Edward Clayton Andrews
2021-02-16 02:11:20 +0000 UTCAn entirely reasonable reaction.
Andrew Carmedelle
2021-02-16 02:11:17 +0000 UTC
