Bent Over A Barrel

hanners has seen some shit

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MrFrenchFries

For more on WarClowns, listen to the lyrics of "Leningrad" https://youtu.be/LgD_-dRZPgs

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Hey now, war clowns are an actual thing. They're called Clowns Without Borders and spend their time in war zone refugee camps making life a little less miserable for displaced kids :)

Karl Åström

I thought about it for several minutes and now somehow I want to see Bubbles performing awkward stand-up comedy at some open mic night. Human brains are weird.

Evgeniy Semyonov

You know, if Dora had gone to Sven for that emergency money, without specifying an amount, Sven probably would've given more money than Dora felt she could afford. Which brings up two questions: 1. Would having gotten more money resulted in May getting even bigger boobs, some other enhancement, or turning the extra money over to charity? 1b. How much bigger are we talking? It's my impression they don't get much bigger here on QC. 2. How upset would May be with Sven after she found out he only told her about how much he contributed for his own part, and not how much "Dora" contributed via him?

Some Ed

I think Experimental War Clown needs to be my new Soundgarden tribute band ...

Joe

No more war clowns have the powerrrrr/Hand of God has struck the hourrrrr

Pejo

No, you misunderstand. The experimental surgery is how the clowns are *created.*

Yonatan Zunger

WAR CLOWNS!

Matt

Hey wait, isn't this supposed to be Turkeys?

Nikki

Wouldn't that compound May's guilt if she ever found out? Sven is chipping in to help cover his sister's wedding because she spent a bunch on May's donation drive. Now it's like Sven is covering both his own and Dora/Tai's contributions.

Hey, if he can help May get a new body (literally minutes before the old one combusts) he can help his sister out with her wedding.

Ack

Now I have to know if there are any AI clowns.

Summer Sudbrink

Experimental Surgery Clown is my new ICP cover band.

jimfromtx

He was between Eighth and Ninth Clowns, if I remember correctly.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Honk... Honk never changes.

Evgeniy Semyonov

How experimental is the surgery to be that dangerous to the clown who is just there to lighten the mood?

Bagge

I need to know more about the experimental surgery clown.

I've seen rodeo clowns at work. It's a serious job.

Tudza

I WANT TO BE A WAR CLOWN

Ami

Birdcloud's Springwater has the line "I went down on a rodeo clown", so he'll just have to keep searching.

Brandon Hardin

At least Ozzy gave us War Pigs.

Emma Humphries

Rodeo clowns make think of the classic Bobcat Goldthwait vehicle, Shakes the Clown.

William Cole

War clown makes me think of that Spanish movie Balada triste de trompeta/ the last circus. Spanish civil war a clown with a machete.

red sands

Our universe needs war clowns. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

"Cry 'Humor!', and let slip the clowns of war."

Bravo!

awgiedawgie

Their job is to distract the patient's family. And frankly, that'd make *me* want to kill them.

awgiedawgie

Way down in Kentucky A gal can get lucky Surrounded by steers and beers. He was covered in dust From his hat to his chaps With a grin that spanned to his ears. There waas no fear in his eyes, Despite his red leather hides. As he stared that bronco down. Off the thrown rider went runnin For the fence he was gunnin, Yeah the rodeo had come to town. Ignited by the heat of his gaze, cheering on in a lust fueled haze, It had been ages since last I was plown: I knew then and there That after the show, I'd go down on a rodeo clown. It was a hot summer night in that traveling tent And we got no rest until we were both spent And the details ought never be shared or shown About the night I went down on a rodeo clown...

Mark Thomas

Everyone is thinking about the courage of war clowns, but TBH I'm more thinking about experimental surgery clowns and exactly who or what *their* job is to distract.

Yonatan Zunger

Technically, they broke up with each other. If you WERE to assign it mow heavily to one person than the other, it would be that she broke up with him. He was still totally down to bone if she was. He was simply mature enough to understand the situation and accept her feelings about it without becoming a stereotype

Mark Thomas

nothing like finding an enlarged appendix with a red clown nose on it.

MikeT

Only a skilled clown can make all the balloon organs fast enough.

Oren

Noice!

doorbender

“That’s not funny”

doorbender

The question now is, will Jeff make a song titled “I went down on a rodeo clown”?

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

"War clowns gathered in their masses..."

e.a.rowe

"A friend needed some emergency cash." "Oh, yeah, I just broke up with her."

Czarzhan

Every rodeo clown I've met has been a weird mix between hard core as fuck and sweet hearted people.

Fuzzy Logik

"mamas don't let your babies grow up to be war clowns" is >chef kiss<

Luke Meyers

Ha!

Rose Mary Heiman

Tell me more about War Clown!!!

Jason Stocks

Hanner’s line is a joke, but rodeo clowns are dudes who dress in bright colors and then get between a bull and the dude who just pissed off the bull. It’s not a job you take if you like safety and calm.

Viktor

I think Hanners is just trying to misdirect by changing the subject.

Michael Boettger

War Clown is the new name for my band. When I get a band. Sometime after I learn how to play an instrument. Sometime after I learn how to sing.

Joseph Bonnar

I certainly hope n-- oh, not THAT kind of connection. Right.

Simon Green

I have two friends who got rich and started leaking money. They had their investments and they were set for life, and each wanted to find good homes for the rest of their money. They both most enjoy making targeted anonymous donations "that make a difference". I pointed out that for each one of these they do, they should give 100x to organizations who do it every day, and they should do it every time. And they did! Unfortunately, I failed to set up a suitable organization beforehand.

BobC

Would make an even better title for one of Jimbo’s erotica novels.

Miyaa

I am wondering if Sven is responsible for the climate that spawned Lil Nas X

Jeremy Tighe

Or… make Sven pay for the honeymoon trip.

Miyaa

"A friend needed some emergency cash" + Sven's awareness? Will they make the connection?

Michael Boettger

War Honk has changed.

Scott Vogel

Bubbles with oversized shoes? And rubber nose?

Michael Boettger

When you squeeze a War Clown's nose it goes "The horror... the horror."

Spoogle McGee

Damn it Dora, family is supposed to help, and Sven can afford it. Allow him to show the love.

Ted Van Roekel

Wait, wouldn't this be going up Thursday? Shouldn't there be turkeys?

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

War Clown? Are we about to see the first marine character in QC?

Matthew Desy

When she said "war clown" it made me think of that Family Guy cut away where Peter is in Vietnam dressed as a clown.

Michael

Funny the subject of clowns should come up with Sven standing right there. Hmmm?

Michael Boettger

Yessssssssss Sven song titles

David Rogers

I thought that was those guys from "Mad Max: Fury Road."

Captain Button

GDI Hanners!

Miyaa

isn't "War Clown" just another name for Republican?

Peter McDevitt