Me too! I have been quietly 'shipping these two for a while now.
Mooster
2020-11-09 20:45:33 +0000 UTC
This page gives me life.
xamaryllix
2020-11-09 14:51:17 +0000 UTC
Holy shit that last line lmao
KingOfKarrotFlowers
2020-11-09 05:00:52 +0000 UTC
I think it's more astounding that, having found someone who's not a creep, she decided to hook up with them. I'm sure sh'es met others who aren't creeps.
Am Queue
2020-11-08 21:45:47 +0000 UTC
Cute sex hair
dylan
2020-11-08 18:25:07 +0000 UTC
You have sex with attractive women?? Tell me your secrets! :)
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-11-08 18:23:04 +0000 UTC
More like Wholesome Dan
2020-11-08 16:49:20 +0000 UTC
I guess all the in-character twitter accounts had the same password, because now @marigoldfarmer and @dorabianchi are running Arabic spam.
Dave Van Domelen
2020-11-08 16:12:08 +0000 UTC
Good for her.
Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé
2020-11-08 15:52:46 +0000 UTC
Wishing life wasn’t stuck in hardcore mode.
Miyaa
2020-11-08 14:00:01 +0000 UTC
I don't think Dan would leave them strewn all over the bed to get damaged. They're probably back in their boxes on the bedside table.
Renee knows what she wants, isn't afraid to get it, and is very well equipped to do so.
Stephen Wells
2020-11-08 11:29:08 +0000 UTC
And not a single magic card in sight. Talk about wasted evening
Bagge
2020-11-08 11:26:25 +0000 UTC
I remember the renee bangs a dude that then hits on brun panel, but only vaugely. Anyone know which number it is?
2020-11-08 11:19:05 +0000 UTC
I was NOT prepared for After-Glow Renée today O_O'
Like, damn.
lazymagpie
2020-11-08 10:39:34 +0000 UTC
Neither can I, Dan, neither can I. I tried playing KoTOR2 as dark side once. Ended up with Light Side Mastery.
Chris Crowther
2020-11-08 09:52:02 +0000 UTC
Hahaha. Happy N7 Day, Jeph!!
TMN
2020-11-08 08:24:37 +0000 UTC
Unfortunately it's a thing in the US too.
Danya Michael
2020-11-08 06:38:54 +0000 UTC
OK but before I accept Dan as not shitty, I'm going to need some reassurance that the pipelines he designs are for like water or sewage or salad dressing or something helpful, and not the kind that get forced through unceded Indigenous land and then leak oil on it. (Sorry, I'm Canadian, it's KIND OF A THING.)
Ace
2020-11-08 06:24:09 +0000 UTC
"Sexy" is a disambiguation, Sexy Renee would be a redundancy
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2020-11-08 05:05:47 +0000 UTC
I have never reversed a decision in Mass Effect by going back to my last save point as fast as I did when I thought that Liara would be OK with my Shep having pity sex with a dying Thane.
Thomas A. Dennis
2020-11-08 04:46:30 +0000 UTC
Sexy Dan? Um, hello? What about sexy AF Renee?! Holy moly, I'm amazed the bed isn't on fire.
Ian Wolfe
2020-11-08 04:39:10 +0000 UTC
Yep, Mass Effect; "renegade" options are generally varying between "ruthlessly get the job done, costs be damned" and "just an asshole" depending on who was writing that line.
Chris Gropp
2020-11-08 04:05:46 +0000 UTC
Can someone spell it out for me what Renegade playthrough means. Mass Effect?
Daniel Higgins
2020-11-08 03:59:40 +0000 UTC
Same, I can do renegade in me7, but I gotta use the looping chat exploit to do it
Brent
2020-11-08 03:49:29 +0000 UTC
Glad to see these cuties had some fun!
KingAtticus
2020-11-08 03:48:56 +0000 UTC
Yay for some happy comics on a happy day!
James Barry
2020-11-08 03:44:38 +0000 UTC
Thank you, the Mass Effect reference in this makes me so happy. N7 Day announcement has me super hype.
Samantha Yeaman
2020-11-08 03:40:23 +0000 UTC
I can relate to Dan a lot
Sir Pants
2020-11-08 03:29:32 +0000 UTC
🔥🔥🔥
Rachel Maeroff
2020-11-08 03:18:09 +0000 UTC
…you ruined it.
Cley Faye
2020-11-08 03:18:07 +0000 UTC
Im with Dan "paragon til death"
2020-11-08 03:10:20 +0000 UTC
Fucking LOVE the mess of "I just got done fucking" head hair they both have.
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-11-08 03:05:00 +0000 UTC
Well, that's because she IS attractive, both in the physical sense and person sense.
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-11-08 03:03:23 +0000 UTC
Agreed!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-11-08 03:02:15 +0000 UTC
i like dan he seems nice
Forrest L Norvell
2020-11-08 03:01:19 +0000 UTC
Steve 2: electric boogaloo
Casey Wittner
2020-11-08 02:56:10 +0000 UTC
Motherfuckin' N7 day ref!!!!! I love you, Jeph!
Absynthe
2020-11-08 02:52:51 +0000 UTC
SAME. I can do some of those choices, but I'm mostly paragon.
Rosilin
2020-11-08 02:49:30 +0000 UTC
Happy N7 day, Jeph, and everyone!!!
Rosilin
2020-11-08 02:48:37 +0000 UTC
I'm really not, but why does everyone think I *AM* doing a Renegade Playthrough in life? Maybe I need a therapist. Or maybe I need to roll my D12 more often.
BobC
2020-11-08 02:40:36 +0000 UTC
I already love Daniel.
2020-11-08 02:35:02 +0000 UTC
N7 day reference for Patrons! YAY
Cory Thorp
2020-11-08 02:31:10 +0000 UTC
Let's wait and see what he does when he meets Brun.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2020-11-08 02:29:27 +0000 UTC
Holy cow, did Renee actually find someone who wasn't a complete creep? I'm... astounded.
Elf Sternberg
2020-11-08 02:25:42 +0000 UTC
Anyone who can do a Renegade/Evil playthrough of The Outer Worlds is not to be trusted. Being mean to Parvati shows you have no soul.
Ted Van Roekel
2020-11-08 02:22:34 +0000 UTC
Kay, not to be that guy, but Renee is *also* looking good here! Curves for days, girl!
AlexKorobeiniki
2020-11-08 02:22:21 +0000 UTC
It's funny I've read this page just after playing Mass Effect XD
Víctor A. Torre
2020-11-08 02:21:52 +0000 UTC
*ring ring*
That's your phone Jeph.
because I FUCKING CALLED IT
Joel Bateman
2020-11-08 02:21:00 +0000 UTC
It did!
Ryan DeWeerd
2020-11-08 02:19:35 +0000 UTC
Shit man, **I** can't do renegade runs in games. I tried a renegade ME playthrough and just couldn't do it.
gaijin 99
2020-11-08 02:17:57 +0000 UTC
It's a mass effect thing. You know how video main characters tend to be (portrayed as) lawful good or some such? Renegade would be a chaotic good to chaotic neutral aligned. Being direct and speak your mind and end justifies means sort of mindset.
Ting
2020-11-08 02:17:57 +0000 UTC
Her name is Millefeuille, thank you very much.
C-Cubed
2020-11-08 02:15:44 +0000 UTC
I don’t even know what a Renegade playthrough is.
Populuxe
2020-11-08 02:14:47 +0000 UTC
Shitty Dan? More like Awsome Dan
Crushogre
2020-11-08 02:14:08 +0000 UTC
Seems cool. Now let’s find a friend for Brün who is just as chill.
Sparky
2020-11-08 02:14:03 +0000 UTC
I like Dan a lot. Hope he sticks around.
2020-11-08 02:13:52 +0000 UTC
I'm very happy for Dan, and very attracted to Renee it turns out
2020-11-08 02:13:15 +0000 UTC
... Shit, I forgot today was N7 Day! Did the remastered trillogy get announced?
Spoogle McGee
2020-11-08 02:13:08 +0000 UTC
He’s like Elliot without all the baggage of liking someone else. Renee found a keeper.
Andrea Andrew
2020-11-08 02:12:32 +0000 UTC
Me neither. I just can't be mean to squadmates and I won't apologize for it.
C-Cubed
2020-11-08 02:12:24 +0000 UTC
Can we keep Dan around? I like him. He's not shitty at all.
Celine Chamberlin
2020-11-08 02:11:44 +0000 UTC
Dan puts the Dan in Dang
Miyaa
2020-11-08 02:11:38 +0000 UTC
Playing in hardcore mode isn't for everyone.
Michael
2020-11-08 02:11:19 +0000 UTC
And welcome to the party Daniel!
Michael Boettger
2020-11-08 02:11:13 +0000 UTC
I, too, can't even do renegade playthroughs of games. I feel seen.