Paranormality

I would totally buy a “farts are just poop ghosts” teeshirt

Grace M-Thérèse

That must have been fun to catch up on a couple months worth of QC all at once!

SilverbackRon

A poop is a wish your fart makes.

NRE FTW.

If they're BOTH into optimizing experiences, the foreplay is going to be off the charts.

Stephen Wells

I like the thought of a happy Renee in a relationship with a seemingly normal and relatable dude. Please don’t turn him into a serial killer or something. Lol

gn0w1

Dan sees her self-sabotage and raises a sense of humor, self confidence, and a pleased smirk.. Renee doesn't have to go all in to call, but if she doesn't and loses she's more than likely out of the game.

oh, boy, I skipped a few months and forgot how much I love this comic.

Poop ghosts... heh heh. I'm going to use that one! Full credit given, of course.

Oh, look. More proof that Renee is an alternate universe version of me.

Anthony Gaglianese

panel 5 looks like me and my cat communing, very cute, we blink at the same time to say I love you!

jimbo

I approve of Dan. Lets hope he sticks around.

Cass

I'm all on board with Renee/Dan, but even if it fails... keep Dan around!

Wolfger

The moon is corrupt and must be blown up to free Earth of its perverse influence and bring Earth into a more perfect orbit.

Clifton Royston

Honestly if I were on a date with someone like Renee I'd find her skepticism and pessimism very appealing.

Clifton Royston

BUT! Is the moon an egg or not?

Nick Hodgson

I love Dan!! I want him to stick around!;

Molly Jean the Queen

I am convinced.... that she will.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Renee's eye shadow is going in and out otherwise I'm lolling at this entire scene

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Dan is smooth!

Bagge

I just got the biggest case of deja vu from the last panel. Was there a similar line the last time Renee went on a date or am I crazy?

Josh Moberly

Yeah some people just can't handle the idea that the history of the world is more or less a chaotic mess where sometimes the coincidences are just coincidences and Franz Ferdinand was killed by an assassin who had given up after the previous 5 attempts failed and went "well might as well", and the only reason they even met was because the convoy took a wrong turn. They need for there to be a reason for things to happen, and not just "sometimes you just got unlucky". Also there's a big undercurrent of antisemitism in a lot of conspiracy theorists. If you ever hear "lizard people", that's a code word for Jewish people.

KCT

- You know, I heard this outrageous conspiracy theory: there's a really powerful AI that constantly scans all communications in the world, and can simultaneously use as many bodies as it wants! - Ha ha, I've heard one about government kidnapping rogue evil scientists and giving them secret laboratories to work in! - Oh, and I heard one about secret agency that finds absolutely ordinary guys and uses them for their Black Ops with super fast training! - Oh, some people just need these crazy stories to make sense of the world around, right?

Evgeniy Semyonov

She's like the mom character, taking care of everyone else. She deserves a dad!

Ashley Robbins

Please stay on this romance ........ Renee is my favorite character !!

He deals with pipelines I have a feeling he has a visceral understanding of shit happens and would be OK with it.

lilibat

I would say that farts are more a harbinger of poop.

In fairness, they first met in school.

R. Francis Smith

I thought Covid caused 5G?

Alacrity Fitzhugh

I don't ship farts.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Alien Poop Ghosts is still available as a band name. Just saying.

Obliviontoad

Wondering what kind of wine do Magic players like to drink.

Miyaa

Love Renee's face in panel 3...

Hugh Eckert

To clarify she deserves to have a cute date with a nice dude who gets her, not to shit herself. Good things for Renee week.

Solomon Garland

It's what she deserves.

Solomon Garland

I am very much enjoying how this is going so far.

Thomas Halpin

I'm the same way she is, but I use different wording: I dread over-the-top great first dates (if that's what this is becoming) because there's no way the second date will be better. So having even minor things go wrong actually makes me feel more at-ease. Just so long as I don't find myself across the table from a Republicrat or a Demopublican.

BobC

Has anyone measured the average time between QC characters that end up together first meeting and pairing up? Feels like it's getting shorter and shorter - not that that's necessarily a bad thing.

David Durant

Uh... (sniffs) that's not ectoplasm.

Yohannon

Hey, I understood that reference.

Jaron Mortimer

Oh they fuckin! Look at them sparks!

Jaron Mortimer

Stop self-sabotaging, Rene.

Forrest L Norvell

Aww they're cute together! I'm happy for renne!

SingingTurtles

Oh, just get naked an' go for it, you two. Rene's been turning into a decent human being lately and gettin' it regular can only be good for her. Besides, Sven and May already set that precedent.

OldGoat

OH MY GOD! SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN HER PANTS!

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

I'm really enjoying this date. Particularly Dan's smooth helpfulness in the last panel in the face of Rene's scepticism.

Andrew Mitchell

What if you get a premonition that you're about to see a ghost? Is that a meta-premonition?

Yes I used to love the shit out of The X-Files. It was great when people didn't really believe that nonsense.

Andrew Mitchell

If farts are poop ghosts then I've had some damn-near ectoplasmic experiences, my friend.

Simon Green

They're not ghosts, they're premonitions. Still actually lol'd at the joke though.

Brian Brewer

Dan is pretty cool, tbh. I like him.

Everett Bradshaw

'Also, here is a PowerPoint about how 5G causes covid.'

Dean Reilly

Believing in aliens isn't necessarily a conspiracy theory. If you believe in David Icke's aliens, don't date Renee.

Carl Fink

Remember when conspiracy theories made really good episodes of The X-Files and not 20/20?

Joseph

I'm not convinced that Renee isn't going to mess this up.

Daryl Resplandor

I really like Dan so far.

FeyOne

Ruh Ro - This may be a booty call in the making.

Tim

Renee.

R L

Butts are just fart ships.

Matt

Just kiss him Renee! That's a good guy there

Matthew Graf

You know, I'm really beginning to like Dan. Just go for it buddy!

Michael Boettger

The next ship is ready to launch

Michael

is... is believing in ghosts and aliens really conspiracy theory? i may have some calls to make...

Kurt Lewis