I think he said he's only a bouncer one or two nights a week.
Morgan
2020-10-05 15:51:03 +0000 UTC
I was having a horrible day and seeing this made me squuuueeeee audibly
2020-10-05 09:37:33 +0000 UTC
That was a wonderful chat conversation. Go Hercules!!
Wild Card
2020-10-05 02:13:21 +0000 UTC
Hercules no.
Hugh Eckert
2020-10-04 23:46:37 +0000 UTC
Is Elliot Canadian?
Tim Eldred
2020-10-04 16:52:45 +0000 UTC
This is basically me and my current love interest. Our texting habits are strange and amusing.
Terra the Lioness
2020-10-04 14:57:03 +0000 UTC
I am totally Clinton with the woman I'm seeing.
Derrik Pates
2020-10-04 13:07:47 +0000 UTC
I am in this comic.
Daniel Blom Paulsen
2020-10-04 11:32:46 +0000 UTC
Elliot is literally me when I was still early stages with my partner XD
Rat Mann
2020-10-04 11:28:36 +0000 UTC
I text from computer most of the time and get cat input
Diana
2020-10-04 11:00:57 +0000 UTC
This is going well
Nicolas Demers
2020-10-04 07:39:25 +0000 UTC
I'd imagine he's messaging on a laptop rather than a phone to get that kind of input from a hungry kitty.
Solomon Garland
2020-10-04 07:16:24 +0000 UTC
Hmm...Elliot must be SMSing from a laptop/desktop, or has an external keyboard for his phone or tablet. Cat paws tend to register as a double-fingered tap on touch surfaces, so this kind of cat typing is pretty much impossible on a modern smartphone. My all time favorite bit of cat typing was when I searched for a pharmacy's phone number, and when I got back in the room from calling them (I tend to pace when I have to do a real call), I found "klllllllr4465tttyyyy4444444444" in the search bar after the name of the pharmacy. I'm still not certain if Stella was trying to tell me about how she escaped a 'killer kitty' or if she was the killer. This was in the first month after my family adopted her, which made it more creepy.
2020-10-04 06:20:04 +0000 UTC
Flirting goes.... fine?
Bagge
2020-10-04 05:40:50 +0000 UTC
This is going great!
Lisa
2020-10-04 05:37:48 +0000 UTC
Clinton and Elliot are both having a time of it aren't they. Hercules is best boy.
Onedavewreckingcrew
2020-10-04 05:33:11 +0000 UTC
It occurs to me that bouncing at a bar plus having a baking job could be really difficult for having friends (or partners) who have a 9-5...
Natalie Wagner
2020-10-04 05:22:25 +0000 UTC
All that was found of Elliott were a few shards of gnawed bone, stripped of all their flesh, and a thoroughly chewed phone.
Summer Sudbrink
2020-10-04 05:20:18 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I worry about that and hope someone else can give Elliot a swift kick soon.
Richard Riley
2020-10-04 04:22:53 +0000 UTC
Does Elliot use VoiceToText of some sort? Also, totally busted on the <3 Emoji
MiaKitty
2020-10-04 03:41:42 +0000 UTC
Clinton while being totally new to the idea that he is actually bi is simultaneously going to have to completely manage Elliot's emotions for him and it looks like it is going to be a lot.
Clifton Royston
2020-10-04 03:27:03 +0000 UTC
Elliot bought his phone second hand from Steven Wright. It has no backspace.
2020-10-04 03:25:08 +0000 UTC
Elliot replies "I also like cats <3
Paxxie
2020-10-04 03:20:06 +0000 UTC
Strong queer energy from Elliot. I'm so here for it.
2020-10-04 03:17:40 +0000 UTC
Poor Clinton
Allison Hastings
2020-10-04 02:36:42 +0000 UTC
Yay is monitoring this exchange and screenshotting all of Hercules' texts.
Summer Sudbrink
2020-10-04 02:05:27 +0000 UTC
/s?
Fuzzy Logik
2020-10-04 01:56:59 +0000 UTC
Maybe a Poly?
Chuck Dee
2020-10-04 01:54:28 +0000 UTC
There was a recent xkcd about why SMS will never die
gatherer818
2020-10-04 01:54:20 +0000 UTC
Really sad that the Brun and Elliot ship is sinking
Evan
2020-10-04 01:52:51 +0000 UTC
I can't tell if Elliot tried to make an excuse for cry typing, if Hercules is trying to swat the phone out of his hand, or if Elliot is flinching as he types because he doesn't want to put the phone down! It's probably none of those things.
Kriss Pang
2020-10-04 01:51:15 +0000 UTC
Does Elliot is bottom?
Carin Maja Brooks
2020-10-04 01:49:36 +0000 UTC
Clinton is an iPhone and Elliot is an Android.. actually that checks out
2020-10-04 01:47:57 +0000 UTC
I would never have guessed that Elliot was a bottom
Carin Maja Brooks
2020-10-04 01:47:27 +0000 UTC
And after that Steve eating cereal?
Suzanne Soy
2020-10-04 01:35:57 +0000 UTC
Next comic is just four panels of Elliot trying to wrestle his phone away from Hercules.
Auros Harman
2020-10-04 01:32:19 +0000 UTC
(Elliott totally meant the heart)
Morgyn
2020-10-04 01:30:41 +0000 UTC
Kitty of the week in every keyboard smashers' poll!
2020-10-04 01:30:20 +0000 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! With Elliot and Renee living in the same town I am SHOCKED they have destroyed it yet from their combined awkward clumsiness.
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-10-04 01:26:59 +0000 UTC
They have SMS in the future??? Yes, of course they do, it will be around FOREVER. Also, that's relationship progress, I guess.
Andrew Mitchell
2020-10-04 01:26:42 +0000 UTC
YAY Clinton making a move! WOOHOO!
2020-10-04 01:26:25 +0000 UTC
I have never felt a truer statement. I AM hurcules!!
2020-10-04 01:25:12 +0000 UTC
Tell a frien, what does the rocket ship mean? Hmmmm?
2020-10-04 01:25:02 +0000 UTC
Ngl the assumed keysmash in panel 2 raised my heart rate significantly
Jane the Inscrutable
2020-10-04 01:24:22 +0000 UTC
It's all possible!
2020-10-04 01:24:19 +0000 UTC
"Should.. I call someone?"
2020-10-04 01:23:52 +0000 UTC
oh that FACE
Tamara Macadam
2020-10-04 01:22:11 +0000 UTC
🚀🚀🚀
Joanna
2020-10-04 01:18:50 +0000 UTC
That happened to my mom once when she was looking at a post on Facebook. The cat walked on the keyboard and commented with a bunch of random stuff. People were convinced my mom was trolling but she was mortified and had me help her delete it.
Celine Chamberlin
2020-10-04 01:17:56 +0000 UTC
I think this ship is making progress? Lmao
Aditya Rameshan
2020-10-04 01:17:52 +0000 UTC
Ok, consider me a convert from a die-hard Brun/Clinton shipper.
2020-10-04 01:17:09 +0000 UTC
My cat is also named Hercules
The Shadow's Lair
2020-10-04 01:16:56 +0000 UTC
Glad to see these might make some progress.
Elliot IS a cinnamon bun, isn't he?
Maybe bring Hercules to work and have him give Clinton the once over?
Michael Boettger
2020-10-04 01:16:18 +0000 UTC
Soooo glad to see this thread being picked up again. Can't wait to see what's next!
Jeffrey Anderson
2020-10-04 01:16:13 +0000 UTC
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
Michael
2020-10-04 01:16:06 +0000 UTC
WHY AM I BOTH OF THESE BOYS RIGHT NOW
Emmu Lah
2020-10-04 01:15:58 +0000 UTC
Okay now I REALLY related to Elliot: typos, awkward/accidental flirting, emoji use, cats disrupting my lifestyle because they're mad about a diet
A.A. aka Double
2020-10-04 01:15:38 +0000 UTC
Well bless my soul, Herc was on a roll.
Terry Parry
2020-10-04 01:15:04 +0000 UTC
OMG Dying
David F
2020-10-04 01:14:55 +0000 UTC
Shhh, no one saw me do it. 😆🤣😂
Haunted Hermit
2020-10-04 01:14:53 +0000 UTC
At least he didn't assume they could hangout while Elliot was working.
Michael
2020-10-04 01:14:41 +0000 UTC
Elliott, you have to send him a picture of Hercules now. It is the law
Fart Captor
2020-10-04 01:14:34 +0000 UTC
Hercules demands snacc
2020-10-04 01:14:19 +0000 UTC
Herc damn it
R L
2020-10-04 01:13:41 +0000 UTC
Anybody else on mobile try to tap the texts like they were screenshots?