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Chill In Peace

put "butts lol" on my tombstone

Chill In Peace

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She's having a conversation at home with her housemates - who, incidentally, may have already overheard Clinton's conversation with Claire (we know for certain that Pintsize was there). That's hardly what I'd consider "outing" him.

awgiedawgie

Forgive me, but is Claire outing her brother without consent here?

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

I was noticing the badonkaboobs...

Hmm Faye is looking less buff and gives the impression of having grown a chest size...

Milo

Ex astris, ad astra

Tim Keating

The finger guns will never not exude chaotic bi energy which should be helpful to Clinton

Mine should be 'I really must get organised".

Mark

How 'bout a mango?

OldGoat

I just wanna giant peach for my gravestone

Erin Moriarty

With my luck, mine will be "Hold my beer."

Jason Zions

"Still Angry"

Prezo

"Oops!" "Nope, still bored." "That was NOT the plan." "Wrong button" OR "See you soon!"

Nick Hodgson

I have a feeling that in about 20 years we will all have solar powered screens on our gravestones that will play a slideshow of our favourite memes. I'm still proud of my Marius and Eponine faceswap for Forever Alone and Pokerface.

Nick Hodgson

I'm partial to "Don't just stand there; GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!"

Brian English

MY tombstone is gonna read: "Maybe I shoulda took that left toin at Albuquerque..."

British comedian Spike Milligan actually has "I told you I was ill." on his tombstone, though admittedly in gaelic .

Gamebook

If anyone's saddling me with a tombstone, I'd want "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS" (I mean, I *didn't*)

Minzoku Bokumetsu

against the opposition go for it if you wanna win the race ...am I the only one with that in my head?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Awesome assumptions. /s

Am Queue

Or maybe, "Wait, what?"

Am Queue

Butts butts butts butts butts Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts Butts butts butts butts butts

William Davy

For myself I'm still considering the tombstone epitaph in an old National Lampoon cartoon, "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was dead." Almost a Buddhist sentiment.

Clifton Royston

Here lies Jeph Jacques, lifelong sufferer of Butts Disease.

Valraven

It would also be a not-very-applicable epitath for Marten. Maybe something like "Eh, this is good enough for now." or "I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually"

Bagge

What I want for my epitaph: BACK UP, I’M DIGGING MY WAY OUT

Thomas A. Dennis

Guess Clinton should get rid of any gag reflex....and buy all the lube.

Yahsho Jinn

I went back and checked. That's exactly the emphasis he used. The only difference was two thumbs up rather than two finger guns. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3738

Hugh Eckert

Marten continues to be the spiritual center of QC.

Hugh Eckert

Him and Willis!

Grace Kieser

If he's decided to "Fuckin' go for it" with Clinton (SQUEEEEEE!!!!) would it be out in the public then? Or they might have discussed whether she could talk to them about it... I guess I have a hard time thinking Claire would be careless or insensitive about the topic given her own history.

That would be a good thing to put on a tombstone. And good advice for anyone who goes to stare at tombstones seeking advice. Like if Marty’s grandson goes to his grandfathers grave to think about if he should ask a girl to marry him, and sees the tombstone. “Thanks gramps”.

Thisguy

i don't want a tombstone but if someone insists it should read 'welp, that probably went on longer than it needed to'

bonerkuwanger

Like he's said: "Friendsight is 20/20"

Thats fucking rad holy shit

Blessed be the glacial timeline of the QC-verse. May's story will happen.

Onedavewreckingcrew

I wanna be cremated, but if I had a gravestone I'd want the birth date and death date swapped. Nothing else, just backwards dates and my name.

Cody Renton

Marten, we all know you actually said it in a gentle, encouraging tone, not a bro tone. Stop bro-ing it up.

Ted Van Roekel

What happened with May? Feels weird we just sort of ended that storyline

Evan

Jeph: For your tombstone (_!_)

Ami

The epitaph has to have emojis: 👉 GO FOR IT 👉

Giant Speck

Marten, no

Miyaa

Marten knows what to say. It is his strength.

Michael Boettger

It took years for him to gain that confidence

Michael

Martin, the ultimate wingman/bro

Lord Crusade

*go for it*

Tamara Macadam


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