So I need to refresh my resume and such. A variant of that may find it's way in. The last part, I mean.
Slashplane
2020-10-01 04:06:12 +0000 UTC
Upon rereading it, I feel this may be the single funniest QC strip of all time.
Tim Keating
2020-09-29 18:43:28 +0000 UTC
I once farted really loudly in an empty aisle. Conscious of my mistake, I exclaimed "Oh dude, that stinks!" and left the aisle. As I passed the wide-eyed woman in the next aisle I told her not to go back there for a while, my mate is a filthy bastard. Pretty sure I got away with it.
Simon Green
2020-09-28 04:22:09 +0000 UTC
My girlfriend is an archivist who is having to apply to library jobs due to the job market. She did not like this advice.
Alex Mullenix
2020-09-28 01:16:40 +0000 UTC
great strip!
SC
2020-09-27 22:51:55 +0000 UTC
Lemme just burn these business cards that say "Jeff Jacks - Office Bitch"
Trigon Manthree
2020-09-27 19:08:13 +0000 UTC
As a library worker, I can say that this is all accurate and correct.
2020-09-27 17:05:47 +0000 UTC
Ngl I would read the moms' book lol
Cole Blackblood
2020-09-27 16:04:36 +0000 UTC
So many jokes in this one, sooo Many, its like its MF Cookie Time :D <3
Jere
2020-09-27 13:51:54 +0000 UTC
I've missed Marten. I love all the arcs, but that adorable idiot -chef kiss-
2020-09-27 13:40:01 +0000 UTC
Not saying this has given me an idea for my next writing project, but I'm also not saying it hasn't.
Solomon Garland
2020-09-27 11:16:44 +0000 UTC
If they're both the Contessa who's the handsome scion? Do they take turns?
Solomon Garland
2020-09-27 11:11:23 +0000 UTC
Brain tickles.
Stephen Wells
2020-09-27 09:25:35 +0000 UTC
"The Pegging Congress" is either the best or the worst slashfic of the coming year.
Yonatan Zunger
2020-09-27 07:58:53 +0000 UTC
I got an interview at place that I put something akin to 'I need money to live' in the 'why do you want to work here' text box.
Unfortunately it turned out to be door-to-door sales. (Very generic and ambiguous job advert)
Nick Hodgson
2020-09-27 07:51:43 +0000 UTC
This is it - the cutest QC strip ever. Extremely hard competition, but yet here we are.
Claire's faces throughout Marten's teasings. He could just as well tickle her for the same effect.
Bagge
2020-09-27 07:15:09 +0000 UTC
Contessa, not Congress, you evil machine.
Stephen Wells
2020-09-27 07:14:04 +0000 UTC
...we need to see Claire in costume as the Pegging Congress. And also Marten, same costume.
Stephen Wells
2020-09-27 07:13:28 +0000 UTC
He pops up here and there. Another place I remember him was when he defused the akwardness during his first time drinking with Angus.
Daryl Sawyer
2020-09-27 06:44:45 +0000 UTC
Claire's facial expressions make this comic.
Ack
2020-09-27 05:38:48 +0000 UTC
Jeph how happy are you that you don't have to write cover letters anymore?
TMN
2020-09-27 05:23:03 +0000 UTC
It is good to see Marten in full-on creative goofball mode again.
Hugh Eckert
2020-09-27 04:13:34 +0000 UTC
I'm confused. From whence did this whimsical Marten arise? What molecules are populating his neural pathways? May I have some? Puhleeeeeez?
BobC
2020-09-27 04:10:37 +0000 UTC
I would hire someone who wrote that letter in a hot second, if I were a) working at a public library, b) doing the hiring, and c) they weren't kidding about the contessa book.
Thomas A. Dennis
2020-09-27 03:54:22 +0000 UTC
And don't forget the rejection rejection letters: "I'm sorry, but at this time we cannot accept your rejection. See you Monday."
Daniel S
2020-09-27 03:53:50 +0000 UTC
I believe Jimbo wrote that one.
Populuxe
2020-09-27 03:52:28 +0000 UTC
So, uh, where might one find books about such a contessa? Or are they restricted to mums?
bruitist
2020-09-27 03:45:10 +0000 UTC
Squee! Marten and Claire! Christmas came early!
Alex Borders
2020-09-27 03:43:29 +0000 UTC
Yes, please!!!! Extra poofy hair is almost as awesome as sex-hair!
Alex Borders
2020-09-27 03:42:15 +0000 UTC
that aren't permanent. could have taken it out for any number of reasons. long as you don't keep it for multiple days at a row, it'll pop right back in
Mark Thomas
2020-09-27 03:29:28 +0000 UTC
Dear future direct reports,
Magic Chopstick Games
2020-09-27 03:10:22 +0000 UTC
Totally adorkable.
Simran Khalsa
2020-09-27 02:36:24 +0000 UTC
I don't know. Tai would probably prefer someone with experience doing library science drunk, high, and/or in the nude.
Dean Reilly
2020-09-27 02:30:51 +0000 UTC
They display several relationship goals
Michael
2020-09-27 02:15:55 +0000 UTC
I am here for every single one of Claire's facial expressions in this sequence!
Autographedcat
2020-09-27 01:57:47 +0000 UTC
Casual library nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, at least in typical college circles. Public libraries may have 'standards', but in the research I have done into the subject, college campus libraries tend to have the required maturity level and diminished foot traffic to make it work.
Anthony Gaglianese
2020-09-27 01:52:47 +0000 UTC
What happened to Claire's septum piercing?
Scotty
2020-09-27 01:43:16 +0000 UTC
As someone else who has sat on employee selection committees, the drugs and nakedness part was one of my favorite parts, so YMMV.
Yonatan Zunger
2020-09-27 01:39:32 +0000 UTC
Worm meta reference? Explain for us uninitiated?
Pejo
2020-09-27 01:35:58 +0000 UTC
I'm sure they've taken a break from the couch, for the bed.
Am Queue
2020-09-27 01:33:20 +0000 UTC
Theyโve been sitting on this couch for DAYS!!
2020-09-27 01:24:44 +0000 UTC
As someone who has sat on employee selection committees, 90% of this works. Just omit the drugs and nakedness part and you're gold.
William Burns
2020-09-27 01:18:54 +0000 UTC
So now itโs goofy things with Claire and Marten week? Will Claireโs hair get extra poofy?
Miyaa
2020-09-27 01:14:51 +0000 UTC
Every bloody time I've hunted for a job, the rules for covers and resumes and references have totally changed. Go with it, the whole thing/
Sleepy John
2020-09-27 01:11:47 +0000 UTC
They need to stop being so goddamn adorable, I swear.
EnterTheHero
2020-09-27 01:10:19 +0000 UTC
I LOVE the Worm meta reference! Well done that!
Mark Thomas
2020-09-27 01:09:48 +0000 UTC
The last sentence is such a power move. I want to do something like it for my next corporate job.
Cliff
2020-09-27 01:04:34 +0000 UTC
If I remember correctly, he used to date Dora from the coffee shop that Bubbles goes to and Faye used to work at. I *also* think he might be Faye's roommate? He also used to (still does?) work with Tai and Emily.
2020-09-27 01:04:20 +0000 UTC
VERY GOOD faces on this one!!
Hewdra
2020-09-27 01:03:11 +0000 UTC
Agreed. Started off my cover letter by telling them exactly why they needed me. Still working there 21 years and 5 bosses later.
Buck Caldwell
2020-09-27 01:01:55 +0000 UTC
Who the hell is this guy? Some new character?
Buck Caldwell
2020-09-27 01:01:07 +0000 UTC
Speaking for myself, I'm glad to get back to these two. Been quite a while and its good to advance their arc a bit.
Michael Boettger
2020-09-27 00:56:07 +0000 UTC
Stop that sketch. It's very silly.
Neil Fairweather
2020-09-27 00:55:54 +0000 UTC
And let's be honest, Claire would enjoy working for the places it went over well, more.
2020-09-27 00:55:44 +0000 UTC
Panel four.
Neil Fairweather
2020-09-27 00:55:41 +0000 UTC
Honestly that cover letter would either go over spectacularly well, or spectatcularly poorly, no in between.
2020-09-27 00:55:20 +0000 UTC
Martin's right.
John Fiala
2020-09-27 00:50:39 +0000 UTC
You're missing the opening quotation mark in panel three. Also, I'm suddenly more interested in library science.
Kal-el
2020-09-27 00:50:02 +0000 UTC
Tai would interview that cover letter.
Michael
2020-09-27 00:49:29 +0000 UTC
I love Marten and Claire's dynamic so much. They're so perfect for each other.