Cookie Time

Renee can't have the trophy because I have that trophy and I'm not letting go without a fight!

Nikki

Shitty Dan and John Ford Colon. (Yes, I realize I'm mixing my metaphors there, but I couldn't resist)

Tim Keating

Turn her into a robo-lesbian?

Tim Keating

That trophy is BALLER, though. Totally worth it.

Kevin Hicks

Bravo on all the hair, btw.

It's a pretty tough competition. There's so many people who are good at it.

awgiedawgie

So now I know who my competition is!

Nick Hodgson

Cookie time is the best time!

Bruce Steinberg

Awww, we're witnessing Renee's meet-cute!

Stephen Wells

Anyway what I came here to say was: Magical Love Gentleman Shitty Dan.

Clifton Royston

I saw that on the rss feed too.

John Ashcraft

While I am all for being anti-Nazi and anti-eugenics, as someone who was actually properly diagnosed with AS and has grown up calling myself an aspie, and being proud of it, can we, maybe, decide for ourselves what we want to be called, instead of having labels that we don't necessarily want or like be forced on us? I kind of get where this kind of political correctness comes from, but it frustrates me to no end that the people it actually affects rarely get a say in the matter.

I was picturing a head-up-my-own-ass reverse ouroboros number.

Shane Wegner

I want a Brun in my life, so I can have someone to talk with about atomic clocks.

ljdbjlasfbjk

I want a Brun in my life. Such an interesting blend of toughness and naivete.

It's something very satisfying over seeing Brun eating a cookie and only eating a cookie. No phone, no book, no distraction, just a cookie.

Bagge

OMG, I just LOVE Brun's cluelessness in the last panel. Absolutely delightful. Love ya, Brun. Never, ever change. <3

Andrew Mitchell

Jeph, thank you for Goof Week. I really needed it.

Hugh Eckert

I think something with spikes would fit better. That way you could hurt yourself on it repeatedly.

Sam Wright

Mood

Dylan T

True winning means learning how to self-sabotage your self-sabotage. A process better known as "therapy".

BobC

I think you miss-typed the number of the comic you wanted to post on the main page, Jeph. It was supposed to be 4359, but what's up is 3469.

Czarzhan

Cookie Time, now with panda cookies (chocolate cookies with white powder sugar coating)!

Miyaa

Shitty Dan could do for Rene what Angus did for Faye

Photon

Brun you and I both want to see this trophy. Also people in comments do not refer to autistic people as aspies. Aspergers is no longer in the dsm and is being removed from the ICD. Aspergers was and is a functioning label. It says nothing about how autism affects us but how autism affect Allistic and Neurotypical people. On top it's the name of a Nazi who sent autistic children to their deaths or to be used by the German government dependent on their "usefulness".

The Shadow's Lair

Or maybe his younger brother...

Photon

if i owned a self sabotage trophy it would just be a bomb.

Rene getting out there! Go for it girl.

Ben C

Not me, I would probably screw it up.

Dean Reilly

Brun, tell her that you're not supposed to use the harpoon on yourself.

Sleepy John

Plot twist: Dan is Steve

schmod

New t shirt time!

lilibat

Can... Can you make a trophy for that?

Rickle

Brun is the most adorable aspie. I love her so much.

Forgettable

Something a couple feet tall. Goldtoned. Green swirly columns. And an 9 inch tall Renee with her foot securely wedged in her mouth.

Michael Boettger

Mmmh I guess I did have a trophy wife. 🤦🏽

doorbender

Shitty Dan Magical Romance Dude of Mystery

Kuragari

Renée may be getting her own storyline! Woot!

Yonatan Zunger

Shitty Dan as a new main character!

orangejuicenut

A lot of people would have that trophy on their self. I know I would.

Michael

Self-sabotage is an art form.

R L

I can relate