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They Decided Against The Hats

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They Decided Against The Hats

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We haven't had them loan their bodies to each other yet. That ought to be fairly easy to do, as well (body integration issues aside). I could see the story arc going that way, and Sven would be up for it, so...

Ian MacLean

No, it wouldn't make her boring. You just haven't met enough trash goblins with a sense of propriety. To be fair, they're kinda rare.

Some Ed

So deep.

dcy665 .

There is no 4349, there is two 4348s

Jason Holmes

Ah dang, just noticing now that Roki was starting to dissociate on the last page. Someone get the poor Android to a quiet place for a bit.

Cole Blackblood

I am sure May will calm down once she gets this out of her system. Give her a day or two, then she will settle down to her new, more dependable normal. And hopefully can now find a better job.

Wild Card

You mean 10 seconds ago...

Matt Grayson

I'm wondering what happens when all her friends decide they don't have to feel sorry for her any more.

Sleepy John

Yep. Going back to the police force in the parole violation division.

Matt Grayson

The opposite for me. I wonder what May will do with her new Pretty Privilege. I can' t decide if she's going to ignore it, flaunt it, or use it to embarrass people who've been treating her like dirt. Ah, who'm I kidding? This is May. She'll do ALL that.

Chloë Salzenberg

Yikes! That hadn't crossed my mind yet. I repeat: Yikes!

Am I the only one who thinks Short May is cuter? It's like we traded in Meg Ryan for a Kardashian sister.

Tom wilson

...The look on Roko's face just screams 'What the fuck have we done?'

Andrew Taylor

a bit shocked Momo didn't zap her. Showing great restraint

Jim Feldman

Anyone remember Momo's little daydream about Sven, from before she got her current body? May is now a coarse blue version of fantasy Momo. Change my mind.

Solomon Garland

I repeat: Sven is doomed.

Ursus Ridens

Maybe. They were on option for Roku and came with her logo butt.

Jim Feldman

... I never thought about the thermal dissipation patterns of embodied AI's before. From the picture of Roko's core back when she got injured, it's pretty clear those things have pretty serious thermal management hardware, so there's probably no shortage of heat available within the bodies that pretty actively needs to get dissipated. And efficiency suggests that getting it as uniformly out to the skin as possible is the best way to do that. (I mean, the human trick of then using evaporative cooling at the surface probably wouldn't be a terrible idea if there's enough heat there) But it's also possible there are "hot spots" on a robot body in places that aren't the same as on a human one.

Yonatan Zunger

Also, I hope she has heaters for those things, because room temperature squishy hugs sound a bit squicky to me.

Summer Sudbrink

I hope she remembers to get a few "thank you's" out sometime soon.

Summer Sudbrink

May has nipples now, right?

Please let Lemon be assigned as a counselor *appointed by the court*, as May is still on probation...

So Sven will be The Joker?

Captain Button

Oh god Sven is in for a TIME.

Ack

She is totally Harley Quinn. QCverse is totally doomed. Called it.

She is drunk with power!

Nicholas A Wagner

I kind of want a scene where we watch May try to fit into her old clothes, and watch her hack her outfit to better fitting pieces.

I'm from Hawaii and I never thought about that but you're (mostly) right. Some dudes I used to know on the big island had like a halfway thing (thumb vertical, pinky pointing to whoevers).

Dolan

Trash Hobgoblin May is gonna take some getting used to for me, but I'm happy for her, and I hope we get to see her celebrating in the most On Brand way possible.

lazymagpie

Fun fact! You can tell whether or not someone is from Hawaii or the rest of the US depending on their shaka. Hawaii locals face their hands knuckles out, whereas the fingers out gesture is a Cali thing/

Nicholas Ruff

Sounds like a callback to 4344.

Trigon Manthree

May ripped the arms off that t-shirt und cut off her jeans to make them fit. Better than walking around in discarded packaging

Cleo Schmitz

Not quite the same set of genitals, but I feel like May would enjoy this song. (Very NSFW lyrics!) https://youtu.be/97H43BnA0WM

Aleks

Yeah, May having absolutely no issues with a completely different body (even if it's the same color scheme) might be an issue for Roko

Jonathan V

She wanted to be a fighter jet! Only a gigantic personality could want that.

Melissa Smits

Born 1987, never seen the hang loose thing in person. Daaang

Melissa Smits

I'm with Marigold in the last two panels. "Um... that was a large amount of tits"

Bagge

Just wonderful :)

Digi

she seems to be phasing out

Minzoku Bokumetsu

John Wick: Winston: What have you done

darklion

I keep envisioning her kicking his door down with a flat of energy drinks and a barrel of lube.

Valraven

I'm loving her thick eyebrows.

Yeah this is what I was expecting. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! May doesn't *mean* to be a drama queen, it's just that her life is theatrical and the second Act is just getting started.

SpookyPenguin

Eh, I'm with Marigold. I'm not sure I'm ready for Tall May.

I’m so glad May kept both her color palette and her completely inappropriate sense of humor.

Populuxe

I mean, this IS nice from May standards

Bagge

You can take the goblins out of the gutter but . . you . . can't make them . . . I forget where I was going with this. Anyway, BOOBS, WOOO!

Crushogre

And Sven test driving all the new orifices.

Niilo Paasivirta

I think she's supposed to be shaking. Kinda like how Faye was phasing out of reality when she realized she had feelings for Bubbles

Grace Kieser

Roko has that body issues look again. I'm worried about her.

I think a sheet for Roko's eyes slipped? It looks like the iris is launching off her face

Brent

The number on the comic is wrong. It's the same as the last one.

Hel M

Good. Big goblin. Love it.

Dylan T

I love every single panel of this! *laughing* I just hope May doesn't forget to actually thank the people who made this possible for her.

FeyOne

She’s charging up for a big one.

Matt Grayson

Momo's self control in not using her self defense zaps...

Ami

I'm hoping that Roko is just VERY embarrassed by the sudden focus on her butthole.

FeyOne

So many rando dreams dashed. LOL

Kuragari

holy hell i needed that laugh.

Zeruke

Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahaha... ahhhhhh. That is all.

Benzy

Does this confirm Momo does *not* have a butthole?

clench.exe using 12.5 percent of Roko's CPU.

Brian English

I reckon AnthroPC nudity is still considered indecent exposure, especially if they have the human standard of orifaces

KingAtticus

I’m sure May will gain a sense of decorum once she gets over the immediate thrill. Probably. She’s entitled to a little jerkiness, but she better get thanking the people who helped her.

Thisguy

May might, someday, learn a sense of propriety. All things are possible. Just don't bother waiting for it. (And wouldn't that make her BORING?)

Joseph Bonnar

Mount Roko is about to explode

I mean, as a trans dude who is also in a severely sick and crippled body, I would probably be this level of obnoxious and crass as I celebrate all the new features of my new dream body that I was able to just simply slot myself into. That all being said though, I'm extremely concerned for Roko as I'm pretty sure another dissociative episode is being triggered. I'm just really hoping May isn't a fuckfart about That Too once Roko's distress becomes known.

Green

Ah, May. Our horrible little trash-goblin has turned into a horrible big trash-goblin. Honestly, the weirdest thing for me to get used to is the eyebrows. That is some intense eyebrow action going on there.

Yonatan Zunger

I missed May's left hand in the fourth panel at first, and thought she had goosed (to say the least) Roko. It would explain Roko's expression, anyway.

Charlotte Grubbs

May is still May, but there's gonna be a bit of a learning curve here. NO NOT THAT CURVE YOU GUTTER GOBLINS

R L

Momo's life is just full of unrealistic expectations...

Hugh Eckert

Same.

Hugh Eckert

I am looking forward to Sven meeting Tall May in the most gleeful anticipation imaginable!

Bill Hall

That's what I'm getting, yeah

Nicolas Demers

This is going to be a weird thing now mays in a new chassi!

Chase the Dragon

Roko definitely looks double-visiony, almost like a comic book color alignment misprint. Is she screaming internally?

Verteiron

Seeing her taller than everyone (and on par with Dale) is so trippy

My money's on Melon

David Durant

🤙

CalmWeaver27

That's what the 'hell ass' shirt is warning you of.

Am Queue

Note her shorts are too small, she can't get them to snap close (panel 1)

Michael Boettger

Yay: Ok, I said I would never mess with another mind, but we’ll make an exception for this one.

Matt Grayson

I hope Beeps can sass some sense into Roko.

Miyaa

Seeing May in a body that isn't going to fall apart and still fits her more chaotic personality makes my heart happy. Hearing things about robot anatomy, however, makes my imagination happy.

Anthony Gaglianese

Is this a callback to "the little hats...."?

Captain Button

And May, you’re still on probation. Don’t screw it up!

Matt Grayson

Still a fighter jets at heart

Rhyon Ingalls

Now she has the size to go with the volume of her attitude! Love her! All she needs now are clothes that fit.

So May cut the sleeves off her shirt and turned her pants into cutoffs. Huh.

Andrea Andrew

Or potentially she's less comfortable sharing (presumably) intimate details about her personal anatomy, especially if she's become more integrated into her new than is typical for AIs.

Andrew L Butula

I think she might be incandescent with rage.

Danya Michael

Roko. What did you expect, Roko?

Matt Grayson

She helped Roko print out her manual. You know she snuck a peek.

Danya Michael

not sure it's limited to webcomics. classic line.

Joe

This is exactly what I expected from May! Also, Roko looks to be losing control of her chromatophores, as well as her molecular cohesion!

Grace Kieser

I hope we get a new anatomy comic for her new body. I REALLY hope that the Patreon version of it is NSFW.

JD

&lt;repeatedly typing and deleting "<i>how does may know the status of roko's butthole</i>"&gt;

Jeremy J Nickurak

The hats would probably have been a good idea, put her on the back foot, y'know? XD

Wynn Donivan

Why? She already improved in attitude before the body transfer, and this is just her quirky personality.

Andrea Andrew

Blue Boobs... "Bluebs".

Spoogle McGee

Hopefully she'll act in a more mature manner, but that's not May's brand is it? Dale nailed it though.

Michael Boettger

I am not surprised by any of this.

Scott Vogel

"Hell ass" … is that what you call it when the Orifice Management Utility crashes?

tim1724

Ahhhh there she is in all her ENHANCED glory. Also Marigold's face is my favorite thing right here 🥰

GodsInTheCogs

Uh-oh. Looks like this isn't going to end well for Roko. I'm guessing she's getting upset at herself for having dysphoria, given that May is happy with her body, even though she knows that the circumstances are different. I hope she's okay.

Morgan

Roko's face! So uncomfortable...

Douglas E. Smith

I am so making this doll.

Wednesday

"you can take the goblin out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the goblin" is the best thing any webcomic has ever said

Cody Renton

Fits better than before in my opinion.

JD

Wasn’t roko more purple? Or is she just blushing so hard that she turned pink?

orangejuicenut

And here we were all hoping this would mark a sea change in May's behavior. Not so much, huh?

Michael Boettger

Yeah, this about what I expected

Lord Crusade

So happy that May hasn't changed one bit.

JD

She seems to have adjusted too well! ABORT

xamaryllix

oh roko...

Tamara Macadam

that butthole was a PRIORITY

Hope

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ!

Matt Grayson

Glad the Hell Ass shirt still fits.... sort of.

William Karr


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