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And she hated the body she had, so is glad to get out of it.

David Howe

I mean, to be honest, May wanted to become a fighter jet. That would suggest, IMO, that she has no problems switching bodies.

Daniel Rydberg

And I would like to have an AI companion/assistant. So many things needing to be completed and there might never be enough time. Yes, I'm getting older why do you ask?

dcy665 .

I just wanna wake up and be tall.

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Utaku Beta

Be-titted should be word of the year

I'm glad May retained her colour scheme.

Well, I do kinda miss Steve. And cereal. And tunnels under.

BobC

Oh, trust May to find the parts important to -her-!

Bill Hall

Lemon, "tall" *is* a feeling...

Hugh Eckert

Now I'm picturing May's hair as fibre optics filaments, and they glow when she's 'on.' Very flashy, and would allow easy colour changes as well. I may be wrong, but that's my head canon now.

Tim Peterson

Thou skank!. (Said he, secretly agreeing.)

Ursus Ridens

I do not know if I can process May looking like that.

Ursus Ridens

That's awesome Bob, congratulations on the progress you've made!

dylan

Her body and hair definitely changed color.

Brian

They need to update their orifice management utility.

Valraven

I will miss May's spiky hair.

Quantum Cat

^WIN.

OMG we need a members-only pic of the Josephina, lol

It's kind of hard for me to interpret those first three panels... Is it just lights coming on, or did May's new body actually change color when she went active? The latter seems more cool to me, I admit.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Dang, I'm envious.

Kyle Rudy

They do tend to do that, for mtfs, at least.

Valraven

He's gonna need an IV drip

Valraven

I was just about to comment how jealous of the hair I am...

Yola Leroch

As I commented before, this arc resonates with me personally. I'll turn 64 next month, and I've spent the last decade fighting how my body has been falling apart. I'm 2" shorter than I used to be, due to the discs in my back collapsing, to the point where I can't walk barefoot because my heel hitting the floor causes sciatic and spine pain. But the work has paid off. I took up strength training and triathlon (and now even coach!). I gradually and gently kept increasing my activity as I gradually and gently lost weight (and became a decent cook). A week ago I greatly overused my back, and somehow recovered in a day. A decade ago that level of overuse would have had me in bed and missing work for 4-7 days, and relying on opioids in order to get any sleep for the first couple nights. This time? No drugs at all, not even ibuprofen. I took one day of careful stretching, relaxing and, perhaps, a little self-indulgence. And the next day had a full regular workout, with 90% of my regular results. May stepped from her old, broken body into a new one in moments. It took me a decade. I feel such joy being on this side of the transformation. Good comic!

BobC

Including Microsoft Turd, Microsoft Expel, Microsoft PowerPuke, Microsoft Abscess, and Microsoft Outhouse.

Jim and Rachel Trigg

Depending on strength of motors and stopping position, the failure of clench.exe could easily be the most terrifying thing I've read this week.

LuckyMag7

I was under the impression that happens a certain amount to most people in retail. It's just that some people get it a lot more than others, and some people see it very differently than others, Like, I've witnessed someone in retail I had thought was entirely unappealing get hit on. She acted as if he'd been ridiculing her for her appearance. I didn't really know either of them, but I saw him later at the store, looking at her wistfully from behind a clothing rack in the next department over. I don't know that necessarily *everybody* in retail gets it, but I feel confident that she wasn't the only one who got it without realizing it.

Some Ed

It may not be compatible with the new system. But I'd bet that the orifice management suite has at least two ways to do something similar.

Some Ed

I mean, given her prior experiences, she almost had to, right?

Some Ed

Damn, this is a good look for her! I think she's gonna be just fine.

Merle Blue

big tiddy May hits different

Wooly50

maslow's hierarchy is kicking in hard here. It's such a relief to take care of the physical needs, any adjustment difficulties may not show up until later.

Loki the Poisoner

If Bear Monster fits Bubbles, then anything will fit May. It will look damn good on her, too!

Matt Grayson

Well, the boobs seem to be softening the dysphoria, so to speak.

Sleepy John

I hope it's not Microsoft Orifice.

Sleepy John

I can't wait now to get the convention exclusive BodyHub three pack with Old May, New May in transfer wrapping and exclusive to the set Lemon! Available soon!

Colin McBride

But he'll enjoy every second of it.

Derrik Pates

I don’t know why but I have become unreasonably emotionally invested in this journey for May. I’m glad and impressed that even in her new body that somehow Jeph has managed to draw the essence of her expressions.

Robin Wyatt

I really love the character design for her new body. It really suits her. ☺️

Sarah Manx

Lemon: How do you feel? May: MOTORBOAT ME I WANNA TRY SOMETHING.

Stephen Wells

Don't be concerned. That is the Doin' My Kegels face and it is never a bad thing.

Stephen Wells

No one can be told what clench.exe does; you'll have to see it for yourself.

Joseph

I suppose the most pressing question is: Will her Hell Ass shirt still fit?

Nutjob

Weird goblin expressions/manners/speech on a supermodel body is gonna be fun lol

Milayna

We have one, but it's kinda stuck in automatic mode.

Nulgar

I hope Sven has a large supply of energy drinks, I have the feeling he's going to need them.

Chris Crowther

Good old "Cult of the Dead Cow".

Chris Crowther

I read it as "be-titted" as in "I am now endowed."

David Barr

Suddenly reminded of the ol' Trojan horse software Back Orifice, about 20 years back.

Clifton Royston

Orifice management utility. I'd like one of those please lol.

I reckon May will have her own very different issues. For Roko everyone who knew her saw her as the same person but she didn't. People will respond differently to May now even though she will feel she's still herself. I think Jeph has telegraphed a little of Marigold's coming difficulties with May as a drop-dead gorgeous hottie instead of a street urchin. Momo's going to have her hands full refereeing that.

OldGoat

Yeah, that's May all right.

Ack

shit, I did too until I saw clench.exe

Minzoku Bokumetsu

"I feel really NICE, they're all SOFT and HUGE"

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I think body integration in this case is like going from a Yugo to a Tesla. It's like Winslow - there's no way in heck she's going back.

Jason Rock

[farting noises]

Brian

"clench.exe has stopped responding" Oh, how I wish I could just keep hammering the like heart!

David Days

I assume she'll undergo a similar shift as Bubbles and Momo

Lucretiel

I wonder if we're going to get customers at the convenience store hitting on her, because that absolutely happened to a friend of mine who is similarly endowed in retail.

Alan

Is that supposed to say "big-titted"? Or does she mean that she has been be-titted, like endowed with tits where there were none (figuratively) before?

Devinity

Or an emblem anyplace else!

Yonatan Zunger

But the question is, does the orifice management utility have a kegel function?

Valraven

She'll have to examine it for backdoors and trojans, however.

Valraven

Elliot and Bubbles might be the same height as her.

Andrea Andrew

I was amazed with the change in the hair to May’s standard hair.

Andrea Andrew

It's going to be a real interesting challenge for Jeph to write May in her new body but her established personality. Based on this installment, I'm eager to see what he does next with her character.

Áine Yore

I've only had Tall May for five minutes but if anything were to happen to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Azrux

Pintsize will install pornographic software on her old body - and no one will be able to tell the difference!

Matt Grayson

I read that as "office management utility" and I was like oh cool

darklion

She might able to adjust the length directly.

George Bias

I wonder if she's gonna keep her hair like that or if she's gonna cut it

Dylan T

Me too. Did not make sense. Had to read it several times before it clicked!

With little square bubbles coming off their square speech balloons...

Andy Sleeper

Methinks Sven is going to have to up his game now.

Good on you, May. She has deserved this

Bagge

Thank you Jeph for getting right to this without months of Marten, Steve, Emily, Dora, et al. Honestly I am looking forward to Eliot and Clinton's next date though...

Andy Sleeper

I volunteer as tribute for snusnu sacrifice!

Brent

Oh god now she is MUCH too powerful, help

Fart Captor

I mean shit that model is gorgeous to begin with, and now that it's in her specific color shade...

Brent

Sven is gonna lose his mind

Morgyn

*me seeing this as I get off work* (eeeee!) *me looking again in the parking lot* AAAAAAAAAAAA~

Brent

I want to be an AI world Jeph. I love how they have an intoxication app. They can just turn off the drunk, but they have to WANT TO turn off the drunk. I'd love to see how you code inebriation algorithms like that.

I wonder if she transferred her fart app over...

Yahsho Jinn

Original May was about the same height as Lemon, who was a couple inches shorter than Roko. new May is literally a full head taller than Lemon. Roko will have to physically look up to tall May...

Mark Thomas

Omg I love it!

Spacey02111

I definitely read that as "office management utility", somehow

obw

tallllll

Tamara Macadam

Wait until she finds out that eventually she stops getting updates for the orifice management utility. Or is that just humans?

Thomas A. Dennis

You know you wanted to see more of her with sven in her old body XD

Utaku Beta

iBrows?

And for deep analysis just run sphinct.r

Magic Chopstick Games

I really hope she popped for the insurance and the extended warranty.

Alan

Sven is DOOMED.

ParagonRocky

Huh, May is looking good.

Vanestus

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!

The IT Guy Eh

Which was very orifice deficient.

Captain Button

aahh!! those eyebrows are so cuuuute

runrin

I'm glad she got the taller chassis like she originally wanted.

Oh, and Jeph? Inquiring minds want to know: Does her new body have a fancy butt emblem?

Joseph Bonnar

aaaaahhh i love her!!

runrin

I'm pretty sure AI Jail is a mainframe somewhere, and she was transferred into and out of it as a data stream. Heck, I think she was residing in Dale's glasses when she was Virtual Girl.

Czarzhan

Gonna take some getting used to...

Benjamin Coomer

I think she's too big to be considered a horrible blue goblin anymore.

fluffy

Completely worth the wait. I love that I can still see May's mannerisms in the new body. You are a heck of an artist, Jeph.

Creepy Cat Lady

We need a new comic explaining the new May in some detail. To update this one: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3035

Joseph Bonnar

So happy for her! Yay!

Akashimo Hakubi

I love her gaining color when she comes online

Kyle Major

No, but that rack is off the hook.

Brian English

WHATEVER happens to it, KEEP IT AWAY FROM PINTSIZE!

Joseph Bonnar

Anybody taking bets on how long before she cuts her hair? Not that there's anything wrong with it the current length (I actually like it), but I can see her getting frustrated with long hair management.

Czarzhan

Ok, that's a good look for our horrible blue goblin. :)

Joseph Bonnar

Daaaamn May! Looking great! 8D

Cole Blackblood

She’s come a long way from the hologram in the maid uniform, ain’t she.

Matt Grayson

I’m guessing that’s not an off-the-rack body. 😛

Summer Sudbrink

I hope Crushbot and a misdelivered crate of bananas are not waiting outside. Also, those convenience store teenagers are in for a surprise.

Summer Sudbrink

Same.

Andrew L Butula

Clench.exe has stopped responding. XD

MercuryBuddha

Thanks Jeph, May really needed that.

Absynthe

Read that as "office management utility" at first and thought it was a *very* odd thing for May of all people to get excited about.

Jono Hayward

Nice, although I liked the darker hair!

dylan

If it's wrong I don't want to be right.

R L

Is it wrong that I kinda want a bonus comic explaining just what kinds of controls orifice management software offers?

Yonatan Zunger

I.... kinda miss old May. Except for the falling-apartness.

Wolfger

And how it interfaces with the farting app...

Dean Reilly

The cross-branding opportunities with buttplug.io. Just saying. When do we see the tuckerization of qDot?

Emma Humphries

May did something similar when she got her new chassis: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000 so it might just be that what is shown is kind of a default and can be adjusted as necessary?

BioYuGi

Kind of wondering what direction this arc will go. May is in a new body largely because of Roko's effort. My guess is that May won't suffer any of the body dysmorphia that Roko did. May went from a failing body she hated to an ideal body of her choosing. Roko was walking down the street one minute and woke up in a new body the next. Very different paths. Wondering how all that will affect their relationship, and what the arc ultimately will be. Also, holy synthetic titties batman!

David Johnson

Well. Well. "Find someone to commission porn of tall May" had not been on my list of priorities until just now.

BioYuGi

I did.

Matthew Van Gangelen

SO glad you didn't bait and switch us back to the Elliott/Clinton storyline before this reveal!

Tim Keating

I was almost worried for a moment... May went five whole panels without saying "tits"- and six without cursing!

emmavoid

I love how Lemon is trying to help her adjust mentally, but the fact is that May hated the issues with her old body, which was something which was forced on her, so, weird though the new body may be, it’s something she chose, something she has control over, so she probably feels a lot more more comfortable in this skin than her old.

Thisguy

Thank you Jeph!

Matthew Van Gangelen

She'd damn well better. lol

Dahlia Rose Israel

Is a real fancy body!

Grace Kieser

tall

Gaz

It's Jeph we're talking about. I'm sure he will inevitably have her chop it all off!

Grace Kieser

The eyebrows are the main difference

Gamera

I like Tall May!

EnterTheHero

Boobs...

Celeste

Hi May.

Gary Walker

Enter the May-trix

Afunnythinghappedtome

I love that the palette changed as soon as she was loaded in. I wonder if she has the same kind of chromatophore tech as Roko.

Danya Michael

Seconded

James Cooper

May: now with Eyebrows(tm)

Waffliesinyoface

so is it Orifice 365??

Joe

Poor Lemon, she's trying so hard and May's just not interested

Crushogre

Odd question though: is she running on her original hardware substrate or was she always okay with moving her software completely between hardware substrates? (Referring to Roko still running her AI on her original hardware substrate after her accident thanks to Law Enforcement's standard AI Drive reinforcement measures)

R L

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMRRROW!

Captain Button

I didn't need this. Glad she's here though.

R L

*finger guns*

Joel Bateman

Looks like Spring came early this year!

SpookyPenguin

Wait till she finds it out it's not just a utility but a full Orifice Productivity Suite!

William Cole

I wonder what happens to her old body.

orangejuicenut

The world is not prepared.

Mordaeus

I hope she's got go-fund-me money left for new clothes! (and fun lingerie)

Buck Caldwell

Some background tasks are worth the cost of running.

Spoogle McGee

Tall May is the breast thing to come into the comic in some time.

Desy

She's a brick house.

Ted Van Roekel

Isn't that generally May's face? Am I wrong?

Tall May!!!!!! (Also I am Concerned about the face she's making in the last panel. on several counts.)

Quinn

She has an orifice manager! They do have that extra add-on software and hardware package available for her now as well!

z

Ok...OldMay was cute... but NewMay...WOW

Joel Bateman

Lol, I could see an oriface driver, but a manager? Oh boy, that's kinda scary.

Nicholas A Wagner

I love May’s new design!

Andrea Andrew

BONG Welcome to MayOS 8.6. Extensions loading... <em>braaaaaaaap!</em>

Eric Burns-White

I can only imagine the functions of orifice_management.exe

William Davy

Well, long, tall Sally She's built for speed

Chris Heg

Woah, it's gonna take some time for me to adjust lol

Ahmed Tedjini

I hope she cuts her hair. Long hair doesn't really suit her.

JD

Might want to re-read that utility... ;)

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh damn, May looks goooood. I have this bad feeling tho - hopefully all goes okay

I like the embodied hair color shift

Erik Jasper

I’ve never been more happy for a character in a comic.

Michael Turner

She's a lady! Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a (tall) lady!

Lord Crusade

OH NO SHE'S EXTRA HOT NOW I'M DOOMED.

Forgettable

Sven was a lucky boy already 😁

GodsInTheCogs

HHHHHHHHHHHH

SharkFist

Sven is a lucky boy

Angelicatt

At the risk of invoking some skeezy old white man vibes, I had become accustomed to her face. Gonna take a while to get used to the new May. Maybe have her start swearin' right quick.

Benzy

Amazonian May will rule over us all, and I welcome it.

Douglas E. Smith

Oh. Wow. Pretty. 0.o

Lex

So far, so good. And an orifice management utility. Good bye convenience store? Fixed that.

Michael Boettger

I am caught between envy and pity for Sven...

Ted Van Roekel

Yaaaay for Maaay! But why do I feel like she won't take it...Hmm -_-

Yahsho Jinn

WOAH HOLY SHIT. THIS IS SO GOOD SAUDHUIAS. I HOPE SHE KEEPS THE HAIR SHE LOKOS SO DIFFRENT INA GOOD WAY.

Rat

WOAH.

Ginaelisa Cortez

Oh, oh hello there May! O.o holy hell I'm gay

Kel Tolls for Thee

Oh. My. Fuck. Titties.

Booooooobs!!!! 😍

The IT Guy Eh

TALL

YaaaaY!!!

Michael Boettger


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