Hi Lemon

Headcanon accepted!

Nick Hodgson

I hope May retains her current colour scheme.

Worse than that xD

Kriss Pang

I had the horrible idea that May might lose her temper/self-sabotage at Lemon blocking her progress so badly that she ends up banned from Bodyhub for life and can't ever get a new body. This is the kind of bad thought that I have.

Diptych

my current fear. If they tell her that I fear for Lemon, and the store...

Marc Tabor

I feel a "I tried to tell you" / RTFM moment coming on.... lorem ipsum indeed XD

Sarah

Now we have to wait until Sunday? Holding my breath...

Just an fyi, your QC server host isnt connecting.

Chris Arnold

Lemon's a sweetheart, but she's one of the sharper bulbs in the box...

AlexKorobeiniki

May has switched bodies before. She knows what to expect.

Wild Card

Melon's job is to be covered in bugs, while in the fetal position, and scream for 8 hours a day. That and podcasting!

Grace Kieser

Unfortunately, even if you had the money, there's no amount you could pay them to get around it, either. The only money option to get around it seems to be to pay someone else to endure it for you. You know, "Job offer: I'm looking for someone exactly my size to buy clothing for me." ... "Awesome, you're hired. Now, keep in mind, whenever I gain or lose weight, you need to gain or lose the same amount of weight in the exact same areas or you're fired."

Some Ed

She did tell them TALL with a big rack.

Jim Feldman

Not yet. ;)

OldGoat

I hope May's body ends up looking close to what it looks now. May is cute because she is tiny yet foul mouthed ...... would not work as well if she were an amazon.

I wonder if May knows Lemon is Melon’s sister.

Andrea Andrew

Sudden head-canon attack: None of Lemon and Melon's 2047 sisters realize it but when their sister Blueberry got hit by a truck and had to replace her body, the discarded body went into the pool for robot jail parolees. That's what Mae is now wearing. If Mae ever find that out, expect incandescent swearing at a volume never before heard.

Clifton Royston

No matter what, keep it from pintsize.

Justin Seifert

Hoping for a joke about the new body not being a fighter jet.

Paige Miller

LOREM IPSUM!

So what happens to May's current body? Turned back in to the parole board? Donated to a bodyless AIs charity? Stripped for parts? Kinky 2.5-ways with Sven?

Captain Button

"Sweetie. Honey. Baby darling." seems almost like a quote, but nothing useful comes up when I search for it.

Mark

100% May: Hanging her own ass on the wall as art.

Joseph

Does she still have that Signature from Punchbot?

Nick Hodgson

Might make for a neat juxtaposition, as well as a new little hook for a Roko-focused arc.

Daryl Resplandor

You made Google Translate cry...

There will be lots of lemony narration

Bagge

Glad I'm not the only one balking at that. Although I admit I had to look it up to confirm corpus is neuter, third declension is weird.

Nulgar

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua! Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum!

Joseph

At first I thought that said, “Lemon ipsum”.

Jason Doege

Hell Ass tshirt plz

Casey Wittner

Perhaps it would have been a good idea https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000

Bagge

Dale started it, and it's only been uphil from there

Bagge

I'm off to write an erotic fanfic titled "Lemon, sweetie, honey, darling, baby."

Bagge

LEMON Ipsum....

Gary Sumners

Maybe Similar specs (visible joint seems), probably less falling-appart-constantly

This is *such* a Friday comic, I don't wanna wait until Monday to know if she actually makes it into the body... still low-key worried she's gonna get errored out of a transfer bc of parole or whatever.

Did Momo have to go through all this when she did the body transfer?

Daryl Sawyer

Correction... needs charging cable.

Lightsabr2

AI don't have to breath to scream. The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA goes on forever.

Lightsabr2

Wait, hold on, is May’s body the same model as lemon/melon?

Jade Stephan

Wow, that’s the nicest I’ve seen May... ever. This whole “people helping her” has really changed her attitude.

Thisguy

As per yesterday's update, she'll just walk out yelling 'Bring me the fuck boy!' wearing nothing but the body's shipping plastic wrap.

Simon Green

Quick thought: Did she budget for new clothes?

Spoogle McGee

I had the same question, then thought it should have reas 'Lemon Ipsum' given today's comic.

Rai Venne

If I could get transferred into a not-broke-ass-body I'd be impatient too.

lilibat

Terrible robots, counselled with enthusiasm!

SpookyPenguin

Literally every experience I've ever had buying something at a retail location. "Do you have any questions? Yes, how hard do I have to punch you to leave me alone?"

drone r0m-3

Oh, definitely. Like I haven't researched everything about the step I'm taking for days/months/years already. Just get on with it already.

drone r0m-3

When Roko met Crushbot.

I literally burst out laughing at this strip. My Discord channel all made fun of me. Well done!

Haldon Lindstrom

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, AI-personality version.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Or corpus dactilum (Pintsize had one briefly)

Evgeniy Semyonov

This is precisely what it is like as a trans person going in to get on hrt. Or, I presume, really every step of transitioning, but I can only speak from experience on the hrt part.

Valraven

is the "Lorem Ipsum" a joke that went over my head or did jeph forget to change it?

runrin

Wow, Lemon.. when did we first meet her again?

Julia Allen-Hesse

This reminds me of reading one of those recipes where they pad shit out with their life story or how they learned how to make this from their great aunt back in Italy and CAN YOU SHUT UP AND JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN PEPOSO RECIPE ALREADY HELL ASS Huh, now I know why she's wearing that shirt.

Jaron Mortimer

For a brief second I conflated Lemon with Melon and was like “how the hell is this her job?

Tim Keating

LEMON NO.

Hugh Eckert

they're right.

More like Lemon Ipsum amirite?

MikeT

In classical Latin, that would be "corpus mechanicum" but there could be any sort of reason for "corpus mechanica" to be the term or for Lemon to be getting it wrong.

Marc Moskowitz

Lemon, sweetie, I know you're just trying to help, but May spent a significant time completely unbodied!

Grace Kieser

My money is on Lemon!

Shawn K. Younkin

https://youtu.be/qd2hX721Wjg

Mister Cletus

aaaaaAAAAA

Tamara Macadam

As Darth Vader once said... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joseph Bonnar

3rd panel May is the trans experience dealing with GICs

We knew he was gonna have a cliff hanger, right? I mean we KNEW that.

Joseph Bonnar

LEMON! To paraphrase Time Bandits: Oh, Lemon... Dear Lemon, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

Joseph Bonnar

Awww, robots are people too

Better a corpus mechanica than a corpus dilecti, I suppose....

Neil Fairweather

Lorem Ipsum made me laugh far more than the comic.

I got the impression her forms had been non-physical before this one.

Neil Fairweather

Yeah, surely it should read "Lemon Ipsum."

Rob Vary

HI LEMON

Adam Friedlander

Hi Lemon!

Brent

Typo: 'disorented' -> 'disoriented'

May YESSSS

Devin Gates

NO! Jeph you monster! You’re making us wait until next week!!!

Matthew Van Gangelen

May is channeling all of us now hahaha

Didja mean to leave Lorem Ipsum as the bottom text?

George Bias

I love this exchange so much <3

Thanks to what May says in the 3rd panel...I now hear a heavy Brooklyn accent

Joel Bateman

I hope she adapts to her new body better than Roko did.

xamaryllix

Melon will sing backup

Jeff Gedney

We know this is at least her second or third body, right? She's been through all this before.

Autographedcat

Were gonna have to wait till next week for the new body! Damn you, Jacques!

Lord Crusade

Lorem ipsum

Evan Fenner

Kinda wondered when we'd see her again. Maybe she should pop out and say "hi" to Roko.

Michael Boettger

Has Melon met Lemon?!

The two most different individuals

Mordaeus

aaaaaaaAAAAAAA

orangejuicenut

Lemon, get poor May moved over, stat!

ducksauz

Oh that's a big mood

Garrett Colon

me watching youtube tutorials

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

*eye twitch*

Jason

Has May met Melon yet?

Michael

may is us as well as herself

Hope

She SCREAM!

Tara Cook

May NO

Miyaa