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Unless she's been having dysmorphia this whole time because of her shortness...

Cass

The "bomb" rack she always wanted.

Jim Feldman

https://www.amazon.ca/8-Bit-Pixel-Computer-Glasses-Sunglasses/dp/B01M6ZLM70

I'd be a little concerned that a big change in height is likely to be a very strong trigger for body dismorphia.

John Ridley

Resting duck-face. They made that face too much and it stuck like that.

John Ridley

OMG! ISomehow, I managed to miss that one!Thanks.

There WILL be a fairly lively black market, with non-sentient software . . .

Clearly Millefeuille was there

Kriss Pang

They must be veteran strippers

Kriss Pang

Chronic buttz disease

Chris

Panel 1

Chris Sims

I just realised.... Does the Poster on the wall in panel two say " Buy yourself a new Ass, you deserve it?"

Chris Sims

Momo's first chassis had something similar.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1298

Bagge

The varying expressions in the first panel...

Hugh Eckert

I have to wonder if AIs would have orifices that served other purposes. Like a nanobot bay that would let them send out a chain/cloud of nanos to interface or otherwise do work for them. :B

Kuragari

Animal Crossing has some and I run around wearing blue ones. It would kick ass to have pixelated looking shades that also do what Dale's does.

Kuragari

I need some eight-bit sunglasses.

William Burns

Melons.

Kate Cole

Y'know, the basics

MikeT

might want to check sven's preferences concerning said holes? (who is, of course, not a mooch)

David Howe

I wanna fuck what the people fuck... I wanna feel, wanna feel them grinding.... What is a fucboi and why does he (what's the word?)....moooooaaaaan?!?!

VGreenGoblinV

MAY DESERVES ALL THE HOLES!

Joseph

Roko is displaying an incredible amount of patience here.

Joseph Bonnar

Better hair! It's what we all want!

I am flashing back to Claire's selection of a dress for Marten's Dad's wedding. Or Marten's selection of a t-shirt form Deliah's party.

Captain Button

Okay, so I gotta ask: will Sven kumquat over May’s new melons?

Miyaa

May's face in the last panel lol

Cole Blackblood

What do they do with the used robot bodies? If a shipment of robot bodies is refused, do they discount them at Unclaimed Butts, or what?

Hope she's ready for the attention she'll get. Although, maybe she can just get a zapper like Momo...

Somebody Else

But she specifically said she wanted a _big_ rack!

Diptych

May still loves being a blue robot chick, she's just ready to be a taller, bustier blue robot chick with some actual fuckin' parts and nothing breaking.

Solomon Garland

This body is rather new to her, so I'm guessing that won't be an issue

Carin Maja Brooks

I was kinda hoping she'd choose one of the spider droids...

Joseph Bonnar

I really hope that May doesn't have trouble seeing herself as herself in her new body like Roko did.

Thomas Halpin

Not saying she's not doing this for herself but someone is definitely looking forward to meeting Sven again after this.

Ralf Paul

I think it's more just the frankness and enthusiasm that May's exhibiting.

So did I, Roko. So did I.

Bagge

It's hilarious that the robot body sales girl is getting embarrassed by frank talk speccing out a body.

Czarzhan

Anything more than a handful, and you're risking a sprained tongue.

awgiedawgie

When you can clap several parts of your body, echolocation becomes almost viable.

Afunnythinghappedtome

My brain just came up with the term "Post-singularity vac-u-lock system", and suddenly I have a patent I need to register.

Jason Rock

Do you think it would break the terms of her parole to get a Drone body? With only a _little_ ordinance rack?

JourneymanWizard

Assurance plan. They're selling crappy store warranties.

Jason Rock

There’s a difference between knowing and both you and the customer politely ignoring something, and being faced with an enthusiast who feels the need to talk about the highlights of something in lurid detail. That said, I can only imagine what it’s like when May goes to buy brownie mix to go with her fart app.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Whether I’m calloused and resistant, or just numb and oblivious is still up for debate

Afunnythinghappedtome

Also, don’t make me break out a link to a certain manga about having more holes; even I, an Internet veteran, found it slightly disturbing o_O

Afunnythinghappedtome

I am really hoping May gets the bomb-ass sexy body of her dreams. But I get the feeling we’re all standing on a very large rug that Jeph has attached to a dragster.

Populuxe

It’s been established that AIs have a fondness for succulents. I know Roko has one. I need to check to see if there’s one in Faye and Bubbles room.

Populuxe

Nyooooo a handful is beeeeest

Afunnythinghappedtome

I mean... if you get to choose what you can have for a body... why not go for what you want? I'm surprised she's so easily flustered, it's like someone working in a sex shop getting embarrassed when someone wants one of the really big dildos.

John Fiala

Eh, I still want to see May with just an improved body over her original. I like the original. Though yes, Human standard number of holes is good.

Thisguy

I'm disappointed that the strippers won't be part of the body tryout montage

Brent

Lul wut?

Brent

What is with the shelves of succulents?

Emma Humphries

there's a lot to be said for normal if you've never had it!

Aeryn Monet

That's right, Beeps, strippers ARE braver than the troops

Fart Captor

I'm with Roko... I'm surprised at how normal May seems to be aiming. All things considered.

FeyOne

Also, do those strippers ever have to open their eyes or do they navigate by echolocation?

Matthew Van Gangelen

Made me LOL.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Internal gyroscope.

Michael Boettger

I wonder if AI body transfers include knowledge on how to counter being very front heavy :P

Maugrim

I kinda hope she keeps the hair and blue skin, but yes, she deserves stonking great tits.

Douglas E. Smith

humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

Dustin

Beeps is so pure

Melissa Smits

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Whether she gets it or not, I'm hoping we see a model with just some major donhongeros, just to see how big Jeph'll draw them.

BioYuGi

LOL- totally missed that!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Technically we got melon twice.

R L

It's good practice to thank the strippers. Good job, Beep.

Hawkeye

Considering she never had a body until she got out of robot jail and that body sucks balls- I don't think she'll have to deal w/ dysmorphia whatever body she ends up with. But I could be wrong.

Shawn K. Younkin

tbh i was half expecting them to use marigold as the background in the watermelon panel

I hope the sign says “Buy yourself a new ass. You deserve it.”

Robin Wyatt

that go past eleven

jimbo

really think May should've consulted Pintsize. He is an awesome researcher with similar interests that would go way beyond basic vanilla flavors!

jimbo

Don't we all want that? 😇

Suzanne Soy

... are we helping out a friend or setting her up for a major case of body dysmorphia/sync issues like poor Roko? Making big changes all in one go doesn't seem to work for all AIs.

Verteiron

Portland came up with drive thru strippers! You get all the ogling from the comfort of your own car!

Grace Kieser

I expect the orange stripper’s name to be Pumpkin Spice

Will Cuppett

I had a feeling that she would want an anatomically correct body.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

Missed opportunity to have Melon in the background

More holes the merrier I 'spose.

xamaryllix

"Buy yourself a new as..." A new WHAT Jeph?

That panel 4 background, though ...

Peter Jensen

AAAAAH ITS HAPPENING. (also im head cannoning that the wall of plants in the background are possible bodies if one so wishes)

Rat

Beepatrice can probably hook her up with some amazing hot swappable bits, maybe after market.

Valraven

May didn't disappoint :D

In the distant future where we can safely interact with strippers again, I too plan to say "thank you for your service"

David Johnson

Omfg me too, Roko. XD

Forgettable

Surely adjustable would be better. With the nipples acting as control dials.

Spoogle McGee

2 more for eyes?

Gio C

Thank you, Jeph. I needed this.

Joseph Bonnar

So are we going with 8 holes for a standard human female? (Nose: 2, Mouth: 1, Ears: 2, Butt: 1, Genitalia: 2 – separate pee hole from vaginal opening on vulva.)

Miyaa

Like Katya on Archer?

Warren Garabrandt

The expression on her face in the last three panels is awesome. I think its finally hitting her that this is going to happen. I'm just so happy to see this.

Michael Boettger

What would Melon think? Also, Lemon?

Frank Wales

I hope May can tell her hole from an ass on the ground.

Captain Button

Yeah, Mae must be feeling extremely flustered to settle for merely the standard number.

Clifton Royston

PRIORITIES

Hope

G E N I T A L I A

Dylan T

Same, Roko. I too wish to be taller, May.

Jackie Horn

even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous!

Nicholas Lopez

GO FOR THE MODULAR GENITALIA, MAY.

Yonatan Zunger

Melons, you say? Gazongas? FUNBAGS??

EnterTheHero

Me too, Roko. Me too.

Morgan

I'm with Roko on that one

Dexilan458