Sweetening The Deal

Right stripper looks like Elliot

I think they're providing the service, actually.

Cryptic

Butts

Brian

I think the strippers might be Beep's friends from work...

Stephen Wells

This is me every time I have to shop for a car Minus the strippers and 8-bit glasses

JourneymanWizard

Why the duck lips? XD

Holy crap, Penny Arcade just did the 8-bit glasses as well!

Tim Keating

This is art.

Julia Allen-Hesse

This might be my very favorite QC strip of all time.

I feel like the strippers are almost more for Beeps than for May...

Matthew Van Gangelen

The male stripper reminds me of something from Bembo?

Pintsize? I'd argue his body should transform into a giant robutt. (No, that was NOT an accidental misspelling.)

Joseph Bonnar

Only if Pintsize also transforms into a gun.

Jax

I just want May to have a Transformers-style body that morphs into a jet.

Scott Gosnell

And May's shades look like 8-bit renderings from eons ago.

Michael Boettger

I love how Beep’s gone from Roko’s clumsy boss to “I’ll pay strippers to show up to your new body shopping trip.”

ERRORCODE616

They work at Beep's day job

Jim Feldman

I used Melon with a pigeon on her head as my StackOverflow avatar for many moons.

definitely just checked if there's a HELL ASS shirt in the QC store

If web forums were still a common thing, I would totally use that last panel May as my avatar

'Human abs'

Douglas E. Smith

That poor store clerk. Amazing!

Thomas Sitch

I love that 3 AIs hired strippers. I want to live Jeph's world.

Kuragari

Ok. That means I need to go back and find that strip... For *cough* science. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427

Joseph Bonnar

Are you a writer for Animal Crossing

Pejo

THANK YOU from another goldfish brain who was very confused until your comment

Pejo

This is not where I had expected this story to go, but here we are.

Clifton Royston

At some point Roko will realise that every single other person she knows is an even bigger pervert than she is. Ciabatta believe it.

Stephen Wells

NICE

Dean Reilly

Depends on your skin colour, and the mood of the cop.

Lars Gottlieb

because the sexy unicorn stripper wasn't available at short notice? :D

David Howe

What??? ....... Ahhhhhh! Strippers! My gold fish brain had forgotten yesterdays strip.

Gerry

and the male one is wearing a shirt, even if it isn't buttoned up.

Mark

This is beautiful

Carin Maja Brooks

Well that escalated quickly...

Mike Rodgers

it does raise an interesting question, how naked do you need to be in public before you get hit with indecent exposure?

Brad Kirkwood

Looks like "BODYHUB", I think.

jvh

Whats the name of the store? Bodies 'r us?

Michael Boettger

We all do.

Joseph Bonnar

We might find out May has been playing the long game there.

Nulgar

I need a "Hell Ass" shirt.

Roko probably object but they aren't naked so it isn't really illegal

Dylan T

Do NOT give it to Pintsize.

Joseph Bonnar

Sweet, Sweet Awesomeness.

Darren Stalder

She has 'pixel-frame' sunglasses? :D

I wonder what she's going to do with her old one.

Alan

She found her moment

Bagge

Honestly, I'm a tad dissapointed they didn't include robot strippers.

Bagge

Reasonably priced? Reliable? Come ON May. Think large. Think flames. Think multiple set of genetalia. Think butt emblem. Think fighter jet. You can afford it.

Bagge

In a situation where Roko is stumped for a solution, Beeps steps up and smoothes thinges over. Yes, I'm as surprised as anyone.

Bagge

See, there IS a place for humans in the post-AI singularity world!

Shane Wegner

😠Butt’s Disease, a serious afflic-IS THAT A HEART 😳 edit- apparently, this is the 69th comment. NICE.

Shane Wegner

Oh wow! Beeps finally had a good idea

Now, if Roko had had a chance to go body-shopping, maybe she would have brought a few baugettes. You know, for company.

Sleepy John

I do feel sympathy for Roko, mind.

Joseph Bonnar

By the way, May? Never change. (Er, other than your body, that is.)

Joseph Bonnar

And BEEPATRICE comes through!

Joseph Bonnar

But this is so awesome, really. That's the happiest I've ever seen May.

Michael Boettger

Clerk keeps going on about shirts and shoes and Beep'll pull out a paperclip and hard reset his ass.

Michael Boettger

Naughty! :p

Alacrity Fitzhugh

So, tassles count as a shirt, so no hassles?

BobC

Jeph, your genius knows no bounds.

Creepy Cat Lady

CLEAR! *ka-CHUNK!*

Joseph

SUP BITCHES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!

Joseph

Hmm. How about getting robot strippers to model the bodies?

Sam Johnson

Oh my God I love Beeps even more. I didn't think it was possible.

Joel Bateman

Beeps leans into her kink like the kink on the Mulsanne Straight. She hits it at 230mph and never lifts.

Populuxe

This is pure gold

MikeT

I respect Jeph's artistic vision even more now.

Hugh Eckert

Spend my entire life trying to be ok with my body. Now all i want is to go body shopping with that crew.

Brian Brewer

Laws only care about (female) nipples. Pasties are as good as a shirt.

Brian Brewer

Or at least <i>knowing</i> that Beeps works in a sex toy factory makes <i>this</i> make more sense.

awgiedawgie

Sex toy factory worker, deeply interested in Roko's bread fetish, super happy to hire and go around in public with strippers. Beeps knows how to party!.

Lord Crusade

I’m dead.

Will Weaver

the glasses are the perfect touch to that last panel

Morgyn

BWAHAHAHAHA! XD

Lord Crusade

Yes, the little wobble on the guy's crotch is just *chef's kiss*

William Cole

*refers you to name of series* :D

Devin Gates

Jeph, I think I love you.

John Fiala

I so hope that Yay are one of the sales AI...

Matt Grayson

I had to stop and look again to see if they were regular strippers or robot strippers.

Daniel S

They're even pixelated!

Dean Reilly

Suddenly Beeps working in a sex toy factory is making more and more sense.

JD

I think we’ve learned A LOT more about Beeps than we thought.

Miyaa

The motion lines in the final panel are doing a lot of work.

Charlotte Grubbs

Maybe it is him just making a funny face lol

xamaryllix

Did anyone else double-take because they briefly thought Elliot had agreed to work as a stripper?

Roko would have an oil leak from the nose.

Just some Fish

I feel if the strippers were holding baked goods Roko would be more into this.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Do patie tassels count as shirt.... i would say yes

Kyle Major

Funny, I thought they might be wearing socks...

Benzy

They’re inside.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Good to know they are equal opportunity.

Thisguy

Not for long though

R L

Heck yeah, Oglaf 😚 face

Mike de Jong

Craigslist

at0m

Oh God are those "Deal With It" glasses

least_rectangles

where the fuck did they come from

Tamara Macadam

for a body shop like this, having strippers dancing ourside should be the QC version of a Sign Spinner!

This is a good start.....keep going. 😈

The IT Guy Eh

Look, if I ever get to go new body shopping, I want this for myself as well.

Wednesday

The horny levels in the comic lately are off the charts and I'm so for it.

BioYuGi

That there boi is absolutely wearing a shirt

Jeph yes

Wynn Donivan

jep why

Jeph yes

aetherspoon

Someone in the comments yesterday mentioned that May might be trying to go to extreme lengths to prove she doesn't deserve this charity. I think this counts...

Daryl Resplandor

Jeph no

orangejuicenut

Brilliant!

Ted Van Roekel

That is the best smug plan face I've seen in ages!

Seidmadr

This is just the greatest XD

Vachenzo

i hope the elf archer is reasonably priced and reliable

Hope

DEPLOY NIPPLE TASSELS

Jonathan Marinaro