Just Imagine It

which Maid Marion? Bernadette O'Farrell, Patricia Driscoll, Judi Trott, Kate Lonergan, Uma Thurman, Olivia de Havilland, Joan Rice, Sarah Branch, Gay Hamilton, Anna Galvin, Kate Moss, Lucy Griffiths, Christie Laing, Sabrina Bartlett, Enid Bennett, Audrey Hepburn, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Amy Yasbeck, Cate Blanchett, Eve Hewson?

As a guy, I’ve always found that trusting my boner is a good way to find out what i’m into. Guys? Nope. Girls? Yep. Maid Marion? Double yep.

AlexKorobeiniki

The comic title is "Just Imagine It" but we don't have to, we already know that shirtless Elliot is exactly the right mix of "soft cuddly boy" and "beefcake": https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3438

gatherer818

This is the quality content I pay my $1 for. Well.. that and robot butts.

RaptorShadow

It better be

Daniel Burnett

I just realised this hypothetical scenario is probably going to be an option for the next bonus comic

Amazing Stace

I mean, that's a convincing argument...

Adam Daw

Haha Clinton blushing is cute.

Kuragari

an embarrassed Clinton could blend in with a field of tomatoes.

Dan Curtis

Pintsize is just the best

Levitikan

Interestingly enough, it took an Erica Moen comic for me to fully understand my sexuality. Not 100% SFW, but pretty ok. (Got a few panels with silly penises and a few with floating genitalia) https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/attraction/

Jonah Eisenstock

His face is nearly as red as his hair

Huw Morgan

And, come to think of it, that's basically how I realized it. I was like, "Oh, that feeling I get when I'm around some people... that's attraction. That's what that is." lol

Devinity

My life would probably have been simpler if someone had tried this exercise with me before I knew I was bi.

Devinity

Yes, there are two comics in this one post when viewed in the app, but only one when viewing patreon on the web somehow.

Somebody Else

Main site is still on Monday's comic, can confirm delay.

Ok so, this is weird. This is the current comic, right? I’m using the Patreon app, and when I swipe left, there is the next one? Can somebody confirm?

Jan Gampe

Talk lewd like that anybody'd get flustered

Milayna

I'm glad to be seeing more of him. Looking forward to that continuing

Marc Tabor

Well, I didnt *realize* it until after I was nearly 40, and was already married with two kids... So I'm gonna guess it's a more common thing than many might think

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I feel like every QC comic has Pintsize just off-screen, ready to pop in for the last panel.

Tim Keating

Clinton not even realizing he might be attracted to guys until imagining being physical with an attactive male friend is pretty much exactly my life, are you spying on me, Jeph?

Thanks, Jeph. The last panel put a song in my head. Thats gonna be stuck in my head for far too long. Damn you, Lonely Island! (Someone else gets it, I'm sure)

I suggest talk to Thai

Bagge

Marigold: Then both their dongs touched and it was very sexy

Bagge

*a long time later* Claire... and anyway, that's all I had. But don't worry, I have consulted an expert who is even more well versed in the art of romance. Jimbo: Well, now, I want you to picture him naked standing on the hood of a BITCHIN' truck with a honkin' big air horn... Clinton: HNNNNNNG

Bagge

This is the big-sisterly conversation that he never, ever wanted to have.

Sleepy John

bet it won't smell of pine coolant...

David Howe

[isaac wood voice] leave Pintsize out of this

obw

was waiting for the steam to escape from Clinton's red neck! Claire is very convincing and applaud her for her (eventual) sensitivity. Maybe we'll get more insight into Claire's head this way too.

jimbo

As someone who’s going through something similar to Claire I found this very validating thank you. Also page 1 definitely got me a little hot under the collar.

Bonnie Fiddis

I can well remember as a teen seeing this guy once in a convenience, shirtless, not a hulking body, just a bit toned and feeling an attraction instantly. It was a revelation but it stunned me and I had to fall back, so to speak, and regroup to realize I was bi.

Jeffrey Anderson

I like 2nd page 3rd panel Clinton 😛

Ísabel Pirsic

Weirdly this was the exact opposite of how I figured out I'm into dudes. Clinton's much more my type than Elliot is, so years testing my dudeometer on guys with thick arms and giant pecs did basically nothing.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

I can attest to this

Secret Cisco

This is straight up how people find out how they are bisexual. I feel like this is such a damn call out post for all of us bisexuals. This is bisexual bullying, Jeph! /s

Alcaria Swain

we don't need no dick stuff let our Clinton's whole face burn. Burn Clinton's whole face. Burn.

SpookyPenguin

Any minute now... my ship is coming in

Daniel Burnett

Claire has written at least one romance novel and should seek a publisher NOW.

Stephen Wells

It's like the trial of the Gom Jabbar, but for your sexuality, and Clinton is definitely the Bisatz Haderection.

Stephen Wells

🙋🏻‍♂️I’d like to see some dick stuff.

Lee B.

Wait, what's the second image?

Diptych

“About how long does acceptance usually take” aw Clinton

Jade Stephan

Is this the first time we get a two images strip? I only saw the second one by "accident" because I zoomed on the first one and scrolled to the right a bit too far. If it is not the first time, I am wondering how much I missed.

Mathieu Arnold

Holy SHIT. N I C E.

Solomon Garland

I like how Claire has gone from "too much squee to be helpful" at the end of the last comic, to spending 5 panels being helpful, to now shutting down Pintsize for being unhelpful. (Although I admit that Pintsize has a point too.)

Lisa

And two more strips to go this week!!

Michael Boettger

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😁

Daniel Burnett

I'll be in my bunk.

Stephen Ray

Cool, Claire. Now you can test if he's bi by doing the same sort of description with Brun.

Daryl Resplandor

jeph im stuck in quarantine this isnt fair 😭😭

The ship has hit a sandbar and is taking on water.

Todd Ellner

Yeah, shut up Pintisze. I want to hear more of Claire's hypotheticals

Bagge

I hate how much I now want a romance novel featuring Elliot and Clinton. Thanks, Jeph.

I think if she had said one more word his face and hair would have matched.

Thomas Halpin

Clinton is so adorable in this page~

Cole Blackblood

This ship's settin' sail!

Merle Blue

She is very good at this.

Danya Michael

Devil's advocate, but at least in the first half it could've been uncomfortableness because it's his sister talking about this stuff.

Nulgar

**Y I K E S**

He was fine with the burrito stuff earlier!

MikeT

Jeph, Good job on making your readers realise if they are higher than a one on the kinsey scale :D

Chris Sims

Huh. Well, I’ll be damned. 😆

VGreenGoblinV

I'm so happy.

Andy

Look. A stopped Pimtsize is right twice a day

Derick Huth

This whole strip is amazing

Kinda weird giving your brother a boner, but whatever works, amirite?

Populuxe

OK, that was some Perfect Pintsize Prose!

BobC

At that moment Clinton again thought of the hamster eating a banana.

Yahsho Jinn

Pintsize cutting right to the point as usual

Matt

Clinton is leveling up.

Hugh Eckert

Poor Clinton. 😂

Will Weaver

Ahem.... *just starts screaming* Finally.

Ryan X

On my first read, I thought Claire was being a bit sadistic. Rereading it though, I realize that being into guys herself she's just being helpful. Poor Clinton...

Do they make tape that works on the mouths of bots like Pintsize? Asking for Claire.

Emma Humphries

Clinton, just let Pintsize show you some porn.

Dean Reilly

Laughing so hard! Also a wonderful way to know that I am definitely not into guys. Lol

Jackie Meyer

This is pretty much exactly how I figured out I was definitely into dudes! I just imaged if one was into me and got suuper flustered!

Secret Cisco

i reversed this to be about girls and had the same reaction so thanks for confirming i'm definitely not just into dudes.

Glaive

Same.

Marc Kevin Hall

Lol fan fic come to life

Jackie Horn

Add Hanners for businesses acumen and Cayman Island tax loophole deception, the girls can’t be stopped.

Miyaa

This is basically how me roleplaying a lot led to me being into like every part of the spectrum because scenarios like this would pop up so detailed and it's like 'well of COURSE I'm into that.'

BioYuGi

Pintsize is somewhere between the tropes of “stopped clock is right twice a day” and “the dumbass has a point.” Any higher, and he’s at Melon’s lawyer bunny/idiot savant level.

Miyaa

Pintsize is right, get to the dick stuff Claire!

drone r0m-3

I misread that as "*twink emote*" and I've officially died

Jane the Inscrutable

I'm a scholar and a gentleman and I usually don't fall when I try to stand.

Warren Garabrandt

This is making my heart explode.

I mean, wouldn't you? Elliot is a sweet natured handsome teddy bear.

Joel Bateman

Claire needs to team fanfic with Marigold. Mar has the pop culture know how and Claire has descriptive mastery. I smell a best seller with movie potential!

Douglas E. Smith

Butts.

Matt

I'm pretty sure Elliot would tear Clinton in half *wink emote*

Joel Bateman

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

Chris Sims

Don't threaten me with a good time.

nowshowjj

God I'm so glad someone reminded me I'm into dudes

Agnes

I’m thinking more so docking.....but same idea. 🤣

The IT Guy Eh

When talking about guys boning, I think that might be as tactful as Pintsize is capable of. In other news, Claire has obviously been thinking about this way too much

Anthony Gaglianese

I think he's gonna pull a Forrest Gump in Jenny's dorm room!

Grace Kieser

The show comes after the tell, right Jeph? Because damn.

ERRORCODE616

hey claire any chance you could start writing for slipshine

Figured this would be asked. If it wasn’t, I would have. Y’all my people. 🤘🏼

The IT Guy Eh

She's thought about this a lot :-)

Phil Haddock

I'm just here to watch the comments roll in.... 🍿🍿😎

Julienne Ignace

the ship is landing!!!! the ship is landing!!! *heavy breathing*

Jimmy Thorsell

Double page! Dang.

William Hanna

came here for this post, was not disappointed. A+++ would buy again

Magic Chopstick Games

😏😏😏

Ali

Yeah Clinton, stop being such a wiener about it

Jared Counts

Why use a pen name, she deserves the credit directly.

Michael

I want to read it! 😂

Rachael R

I'm sure Claire's heart is in the right place, but poor Clinton is about to hyperventilate.

Michael Boettger

and off he goes

Tamara Macadam

Pintsize is spot-on here

nirev

*FWEEEEEE*

Alex Kosnett

Aaaand there we go

Lord Crusade

*snk* Dick stuff. 🤣

The IT Guy Eh

Claire could write some good stuff under a pen name

Seems Clinton has learned something about himself today.

fluffy

what's the patreon tier for dick stuff

Hope

Ladies and gentlemen... we got ‘im.

EnterTheHero

I mean. He's not *wrong*. Ew. Saying that about Pintsize doesn't feel right.

Dylan T

Why do I get the feeling that Claire has been writing fanfiction on the side?

Samantha Yeaman

I, too, melt at the thought of getting handsy with Elliot

BeatButton

That some damn fine imagery right there.

Michael

Poor boy is about to pass out.

Joshua Bushman