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Renee's fist in Elliot's shirt is really well drawn, Jeph. Kudos.

Greg Morrow

Renee is so sexy

If you have enough good rope, you can make your own harness

Carin Maja Brooks

Is it time for Dina to stop by again and calmly explain all the emotes?

BobC

I thought it was tiny text, but didn't try to enlarge it because I knew it wouldn't work.

Matthew Reiter

To hold someone in place by grabbing their shirt, you don't need to be stronger than them for success. If they're a cinnamon roll, they'll stop as soon as they've noticed. If they like the shirt, you just need to hold the shirt firmly enough that they at least have the impression you are strong enough to rip their shirt if they pull away with enough force to do so.

Some Ed

Fun with ascii pointers. XD

Kuragari

She does have the advantage of being 90 degrees to Elliot, so she can use her legs to maintain balance, while he loses his.

Melissa

Shirt-grabbing, Renee? I thought you didn't want to live in an anime.

Captain Button

Kinky!

Mark

It can only have happened because Elliot is too much of a cinnamon roll to keep trying to move once he realised that she had grabbed him. This reminds me of an episode from a roleplaying game where I was playing a super-strong character (like, bench press 100 tons strong), and another, smaller and much weaker, tried to snatch the phone out of his hand. I decided that my character would continue the phone conversation with the other character dangling from the phone.

Mark

She is very powerful.

Douglas E. Smith

Why not? A lot of others have (Tai, Brun, Claire...). Get a harness and some good rope and go to it!

Douglas E. Smith

The idea of Renee just reaching out and grabbing the shirt of someone more than a foot taller than she is, holding him in place like he was chained to a boulder... is an entertaining one.

Do it! If my cat has taught me anything, it's that screaming randomly in an empty house is very therapeutic. So I sing Hamilton songs at the top of my lungs. So sing it dear friend!!!

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

The comment is perfectly placed. Everything about this is perfect. Your panels always make my day!

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

I've been in Elliot's shoes many time,

Michael

Dear Clinton, please climb him like a tree, thank you.

Stephen Wells

I can already see the rejection, but which path will it take? Will Clinton be kind? or will he freak the fuck out?

neriek

I'm sure May has some ideas...

Bagge

You mean Elliot AND Brun?

Bagge

Yes!!!!

Jeffrey Anderson

I feel ya Elliot

darklion

Don't be a chickenshit Elliot, open your heart

Dylan T

Clinton's T-shirt is at least bi-curious.

I beg your pardon?

Dylan T

100% this

Thomas Halpin

Elliot & Clinton would be so cute together <3

Lee B.

I'm self-isolating and I can sing SWEET BUNS allll day and no one can stop me!

SpookyPenguin

Clinton can do better.

Aaron Schulz

BOTTOM text lolololol

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I'm honestly surprised both of them didn't barge in at once, from different directions. That's seems to be the way Eliot's life works

Bagge

YES PLEASE LET MY SHIT SET SAIL!

Nice to see another red-headed black cat out there. :)

James Redekop

You can do it Elliot! I believe in you!

SingingTurtles

If Clinton turns down Elliot, I'll date him!

Brent

MY OTP IT BEGINS

EnterTheHero

nice

Pejo

Sweet buns Alabama, and you know it's true. Sweet buns Alabama, I got some now how 'bout you?

Tudza

What doesn't kill him will make him stronger.

awgiedawgie

Did anyone else mistake the dashed arrow next to ‘sweet buns’ for tiny-font text and try to enlarge it?

Clinthanger more like

R L

What a pain this woman is....

Paracog Steadham

Which is why this is the weekend cliffhanger. Jeph is EBIL! EBIL says I!

Joseph Bonnar

CLIFFHANGER!

Joseph Bonnar

Now we see Jeph's dark side creeping out, tormenting Elliot with perfect comedic timing. I love it.

Thomas Halpin

If Elliot doesn't ask Clinton out, I will.

James Redekop

Yesssssss. Best last panel. I love this so much

Chris Sims

OH NOES CLINTON IS CUTER

GregD

My first thought as well.

William Cole

ok, guess I'll be the dumb old guy, but I don't recognize that emoticon & can't find any reference to it. undoubtedly I'll be deluged by those in the know, but I gots ta.

Joe

A+ bottom text

I too live that goober life.

Dev

No idea what patreon/jeph policy is on this, but you should link it when you can.

Errol Lobo

A human/AI/Cyborg relationship would be interesting. I wonder what other attachments Clinton could replace his hand with....

Love that last panel.

Eric Christian Berg

I really like Elliot's shirt in the last panel.

Dean Reilly

He even fist-in-palms indecisively.

Sleepy John

OMG it is so exciting that May's fundraiser has hit its goal! I'm about to do a fundraiser for a friend of mine, to help her get a service dog. I can only hope mine has a fraction of this success. :)

Creepy Cat Lady

Diabetic anaconda don't want none unless you got sweet buns

Erin Moriarty

pls pls pls pls do it elliot

Meg Taylor

I swear I didn't load the patreon post on purpose https://imgur.com/a/JKA3nDx

R L

He and Elliot had a lil talk about it drunk at the bar. Pretty sure he says he's never been into a dude but is like... open to the idea, if he met the right guy?

Solomon Garland

The symbol in Japan is red and white (not yellow) and has a hinomaku ( rising sun)

Michael Boettger

I'm hyperventilating bc ALL I WANT IS THIS SHIP TO SAIL!!!!!

We of people's bakery #27 will increase our output to satisfy the proletariat!

Michael Boettger

I'm just now realizing: do we know Clinton's orientation? he had a crush on Emily but that's all I remember

Scout

Internally praying that Elliot has another thing in common with Bubbles, and that thing is making people realise they're bi... I'm so >w< about all this!

Solomon Garland

This makes me happy and feel things.

Hey, I'm by no means an expert on this, but is that a rising sun background? If so you should probably remove it as that is a fascist symbol in japan

Sandrock

Panel 3 could almost be a socialist realist poster.

Sean Kinlin

Two bisexuals trying to decide if they're just flirting or serious until everyone screams "JUST KISS"

Jennifer Doyle

The way the arrow points suggests the sweet buns are elliot's. And I think he mentions that he's been using conditioner recently.

Solomon Garland

Is it just me, or does Clinton's extra floof make him look skinnier than normal?

Cody Renton

Whose? Elliot's or Clinton's? And I like Clinton's hair. Have we seen that before?

Michael Boettger

Oh Elliot. Oh dear sweet Elliot.

Miyaa

Ask him!!! Ask him!!!!!! Come ON, man!

Morgan Bauman

DON'T MAKE US WAIT

GodsInTheCogs

*polyamorous shipping intensifies*

Representing the disaster bisexuals well 😂

Rachael R

EEEEEEEEEEEEE I can't take the suspense!

Danya Michael

So relatable

shale


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