Wasn't that a bit in a Walter Mathau movie (in his later years)? "Pickle is funny. Tomato. That isn't funny."
Dustin
2020-07-28 01:06:53 +0000 UTC
I dunno, I'd be up for the Brun Chronicles as well... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3230
Dustin
2020-07-28 01:05:45 +0000 UTC
May knows that words with a "k" sound are funny.
Maurice Kessler
2020-07-27 17:20:33 +0000 UTC
We have a description comic of May. Now, with a new chassis a real possibility, could we get together and all beg Jeph for a new description comic of her?
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3035
Joseph Bonnar
2020-07-27 17:05:32 +0000 UTC
Yes. Please think of the catgirls.
Captain Button
2020-07-27 16:13:27 +0000 UTC
Monkeys and typewriters
Simpin4Holo
2020-07-27 14:31:31 +0000 UTC
"Hey fuckos" is one of my favorite genderless greetings.
Valraven
2020-07-27 13:53:32 +0000 UTC
So this storyline (and in general) has me wondering what AIs need in order to sustain life. May has a job and lives with Momo, Marigold, and Dale ... I assume she shares in the rent and electric bill but split 4 ways that shouldn't be too bad. There would be taxes (of course) but beyond that and possibly internet I can't think of what they absolutely require.
Is May still paying off her initial body? We know from various comics that those are expensive. Are all the AIs we see with jobs actually basically indentured servants working off their equivalent of student loans? Are there exploitative AI taxes that eat just about everything they can earn leaving only just enough for small closet and a trickle of electricity unless the find a human sponsor? Am I really thinking way too much about a silly comic with robots?
Gabriel Nichols
2020-07-27 13:14:16 +0000 UTC
Strangely enough, May's unbelieving comment is now part of my profile pic elsewhere ... :D
Kurious
2020-07-27 11:28:26 +0000 UTC
I LOL'd. Hard! XD
Martin Trebuch
2020-07-27 10:07:05 +0000 UTC
"Fucking Macaque"; a spiritual sequel to Yelling Bird
Da Nargh!!
2020-07-27 09:14:43 +0000 UTC
"Site developed by Hooting and Flinging LLC."
William Burns
2020-07-27 09:11:27 +0000 UTC
Code us a site, you're macaque man
Code us a site tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a charity
And you've got us feelin' alright
Evgeniy Semyonov
2020-07-27 07:08:50 +0000 UTC
and we all lift together
2020-07-27 06:54:50 +0000 UTC
Hardly ever.
2020-07-27 06:30:22 +0000 UTC
What, NEVER?
FrshYngFlw
2020-07-27 06:13:04 +0000 UTC
I will have you know we spent almost two hours re sequencing that macaque's genetic code so he could write code for us!
Professor Harmless
2020-07-27 06:09:27 +0000 UTC
Good one!
Bagge
2020-07-27 06:05:35 +0000 UTC
Code monkey get up, get coffee, code monkey go to job.
Tudza
2020-07-27 06:01:16 +0000 UTC
Is that a slur against humans?
Bagge
2020-07-27 05:39:36 +0000 UTC
It's at least 12, maybe even *13*
Jeremy Jorgensen
2020-07-27 05:10:26 +0000 UTC
The macaque jokes write themselves.
Thomas A. Dennis
2020-07-27 04:38:34 +0000 UTC
In panel 4 her eyes should be mirrored dollar signs
darklion
2020-07-27 03:56:42 +0000 UTC
Eight plus one is infinite for sufficiently sideways values of eight.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2020-07-27 03:27:02 +0000 UTC
Well, where is anyone going to find a typewriter in 2020!?
Grace Kieser
2020-07-27 03:17:34 +0000 UTC
She's probably also pining for the fjords.
Andrew Mitchell
2020-07-27 02:53:53 +0000 UTC
Fighter jet booty?
Alex Borders
2020-07-27 02:06:31 +0000 UTC
Um. This is May we're talking about. Her contributions to society are going to be mostly fascinating new swear words. Although with Sven's assistance, I wouldn't put it past her to come up with new sexual positions and/or techniques either.
Alex Borders
2020-07-27 02:04:27 +0000 UTC
Code Monkey go to boring meeting, with boring manager Rob.
Matthew Reiter
2020-07-27 02:00:05 +0000 UTC
It does seem a little bass ackward that we don't have any form of universal health care and the solution is a GoFundMe of some sort. Especially since most people already pay into Medicare/Medicaid from their paycheck....
James Cooper
2020-07-27 01:54:24 +0000 UTC
Holy crap. Who the hell took away the monkeys' typewriters and gave them web editors?
BobC
2020-07-27 01:48:52 +0000 UTC
I love Marigold's priorities!
Grace Kieser
2020-07-27 01:47:55 +0000 UTC
Ze Frank..."No, that can't be right. That's too long to be mah cock."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ4cadzCZUI
Nicole Hands
2020-07-27 01:43:25 +0000 UTC
I can hear the white noise and processor grinding to a halt in panel 4.
We all <3 you, May
Anthony Gaglianese
2020-07-27 01:35:39 +0000 UTC
Always trust Brak's mom.
2020-07-27 01:35:08 +0000 UTC
Like our current American society.
Andrea Andrew
2020-07-27 01:34:44 +0000 UTC
Very specific - I feel your pain :-)
David Durant
2020-07-27 01:32:27 +0000 UTC
fighter jet body, here she comes!
jimbo
2020-07-27 01:30:44 +0000 UTC
It's HARD to believe that something went right when you're so used to everything going wrong. It's easier to believe that the information is wrong.
Sleepy John
2020-07-27 01:27:13 +0000 UTC
Code Money get up, get coffee, Code Monkey go to job...
Sleepy John
2020-07-27 01:24:54 +0000 UTC
Not only Fritos, but Tab, and/or Mountain Dew!
Dave Miller
2020-07-27 01:24:18 +0000 UTC
... with her own *actual* F-16 to fly it in.
Simon Green
2020-07-27 01:22:24 +0000 UTC
GDI
Miyaa
2020-07-27 01:20:14 +0000 UTC
Hi Brak.
2020-07-27 01:16:27 +0000 UTC
Marigold *has* been working out. And anyway ... what's wrong with a website coded by a monkey? Haven't you ever wanted to have macaque and eat it too?
Simon Green
2020-07-27 01:15:31 +0000 UTC
In fairness I have completely judged a website entirely based on its bad layout and itβs coding. Even if it provides an otherwise great service.
Bonnie Fiddis
2020-07-27 01:14:58 +0000 UTC
At least the gibbon wouldn't had reached for React right out of the box.
Emma Humphries
2020-07-27 01:13:32 +0000 UTC
No, disbelief in this situation is expected. I just hope that it hits May that she will have to repay this kindness by a bit more proactive contribution to society.
Thisguy
2020-07-27 01:11:51 +0000 UTC
Where do i sign up to see that AI chassis?
Drazi
2020-07-27 01:10:53 +0000 UTC
Do code monkeys still like eating Fritos? Asking for a friend.
Miyaa
2020-07-27 01:10:41 +0000 UTC
1. May's purely adorable, so less of the "goblin" stuff, bucko! and 2. I forgot what #2 was going to be.
2020-07-27 01:09:17 +0000 UTC
Sven is an in-demand songwriter who gets paid like a boss, and Hanners is super loaded. There's probably enough in that fund to buy her a Philomena Model G with a custom F-16 fighter jet back tattoo and human standard genitals.
2020-07-27 01:05:38 +0000 UTC
I had a hope for what May's reaction might be, but THIS is more suited to her personality! ^_^
2020-07-27 01:04:49 +0000 UTC
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there, my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the class the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I handed in a paper that said "hello my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek! Eek!" I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said "I told you never to trust a monkey!" The end.
Tyler
2020-07-27 01:04:18 +0000 UTC
Sorry to break this to you May, but there are a lot of people who think highly of you. In spite of your being an off-putting goblin.
Michael Boettger
2020-07-27 01:04:01 +0000 UTC
That 4th panel. She's blue. She's stunned. Now Monty Python is stuck in my head. :D
Summer Sudbrink
2020-07-27 01:04:00 +0000 UTC
Now weβre going to say βmacaqueβ all night again. Well-played.
Wednesday
2020-07-27 01:03:59 +0000 UTC
One milllllllion dollars
orangejuicenut
2020-07-27 01:03:47 +0000 UTC
tee hee she said a word that sounds like "mah cock"
Wynn Donivan
2020-07-27 01:03:22 +0000 UTC
I love that foul mouthed blue skinned AI.
William Foley
2020-07-27 01:02:58 +0000 UTC
this is how i want to enter every room/conversation from now on.
2020-07-27 01:02:54 +0000 UTC
It's sad this is what we have to rely on in our society as well.
Timothy Roller
2020-07-27 01:01:51 +0000 UTC
An infinite number of monkeys maybe...
Chris Heg
2020-07-27 01:01:47 +0000 UTC
What's the number
Is it twelve?
I like that number