Shit Hits The Fan

Heh. I’ve missed that little bastard.

David H. Adler

i’m glad i’m not the only one that does that!

"Emergency Strippers" is the name of my next metal band.

Captain Button

“In case of emergencies” and “strippers”. Yup, sounds about right for him. lol

FuryoftheStars

no, no, he's right.

Simpin4Holo

I thought it was #3462, but that one just mentioned "Canadian Tire" money (in exchange for a fabricated giant penis for Pintsize). There must be another pintsize-providing-money strip somewhere.

Michael Voorhis

Long ago, there was a strip where Pintsize fetches money and someone (Bubbles?) asked why it was wet. Why the money was wet was never addressed. This strip ends this long standing mystery.

Michael Voorhis

Remember Pintsize?

Strippers in Canada definitely accept USD by the by.

He is the one with the money now...

Bagge

I know it's been stated a couple times the general area, but I always picture them living IN Canada.

I am the captian now

Wait... so was Pintsize the one giving the money, or getting the money....?

Chong Go

It's Canadian *because* it's waterproof!

Chong Go

also Canada uses polymer notes don't they? so they're waterproof

Prezo

But a sock full of loonies doubles as a self-defense weapon.

Emma Humphries

As curious as I am as well.... Do we really want to know? And how much will we regret knowing once we know?

Julienne Ignace

Now I want to know exactly what kind of "emergency" Pintisze prepares for

Bagge

This just sounds looney.

Sleepy John

Sleepy John

or The Ship Who Sang, if she can carry a tune.

Tudza

Tonight at Joe's Landing Strip, your Canadian money on-par with USD!

Tudza

From the size of the stack, I'd say it's at least $500.

awgiedawgie

If Jeph ran a fundraiser for May from his patrons, she'd be a hypersonic stealth fighter jet by the end of the first day...

Jason Rock

Which fan did the shit hit? I'm a fan and it missed me.

BobC

That's just what I was thinking.

awgiedawgie

"pintsize" is a very ... atypical name for that little bit, though

LH

There's a little bit of Pintsize in all of us males. Fortunately, most of us keep it suppressed. Most of the time, anyway.

Yay will have recouped all the money they previously donated plus some and will buy her a fighter jet, making everybody else feel like useless turds.

Summer Sudbrink

It's like they remain the same size in projection regardless of how far away from the camera she is

tbodt

Is it just me or have Faye's boobs grown since last week?

Grace Kieser

Ive wondered, is that a real poster? Or is it a fictitional one for that album for copywrite reasons?

I keep that part of me locked in a small room, with 5 locks on the door. That part of me is NEVER allowed out to play.

Alex Borders

Why is it green, wait, it that a stack of twenties? How much did he give?

Matthew Van Gangelen

I've read horror stories of people injured by those or worse burned by asshats who use a lighter to heat up the coins before throwing them

at0m

Tipping them with 20's since that's green Canadian money.

drone r0m-3

was that a sneak reference to the fact that Canadian bills are plastic, and therefore waterproof :)

Just pretend that's what this Patreon is for :)

Errol Lobo

Still reppin that Mogwai poster all these years later...

schmod

I dunno about you but I feel like that would raise hundreds of dollars within minutes

Daryl Resplandor

You totally throw coins at strippers in Alberta. It’s the result of distancing rules. It’s really fucked up, they come around with a magnet at the end and pick them up. You often play games for magnets and posters. It’s real gross.

Two things, 1tank water is clean and 2 pintsize tips sexworkers and that is *chef's kiss* good praxis

Sandrock

You put the big bills on the outside, so they think you're a high roller.

Dean Reilly

I spritz my money with alcohol when paying for something; waterproof and sanitary

Devin Gates

Is it toonie? Somehow I always thought it was twonie

Kajsa Anderson

They may laugh now, but one day there'll be a Canadian stripper toilet emergency, and who will have all the power then?

Dean Reilly

Because us Canadians have the best strippers, obviously.

My question is, why is he going to Canada to see strippers?

drone r0m-3

Return of "Teh" shirt!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Since it's Pintsize I'll just assume it's Canadian Tire money...

Leak

Long time, no see, Pintsize!

Bailey Tighe

It's all green, why does he only have 20s for strippers? Should have some 5s and 10s in there too

Anie M

For only $5, you get to pet Cosmo.

Matt Grayson

Other sources: The tip jar at CoD. Union Robotics could put out a jar Secret Bakery Horrible Revelation Smif College, AI studies office.

Michael Boettger

I mean, Canadian $ WILL survive water for that long so makes sense to me

Give us your money All that you got Just fork it on Over Or some pockets will get Shot

Andrea Andrew

Every $14.72 helps!

Michael Boettger

Part of me wants to know what Pintsize does when we aren't looking This part of me is the same part that would like to read the Necronomicon

Dylan T

I'd donate to the fund if I lived in that world.

Joel Bateman

“That just raises further questions!”

Eric Sieck

You don’t wanna know what some Canadian strippers do with a fiver. 😱

The IT Guy Eh

Well, good thing it's Canadian money if he's keeping it in the toilet tank. Canadian money is made out of plastic, after all.

Cory Miller

Just don't give them toonies; I won't do that again!

Devin Gates

I got worried about the title but things turned out ok

orangejuicenut

You really can't argue with that logic...

GearaDoga