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Clarissa Slays It All

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Clarissa Slays It All

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Am Queue

Noted as well. But, perhaps this is a clue to the timeline differences required for the development of AI

Pretty sure young Marten is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt there 😍

well, they were named, but hadn't yet collected enough signatures to qualify for statehood ...

Joe

it's a gateway ...

Joe

Tip o the hat to a fellow Science Nerd!

William Etheridge

I think that was 4e.

Lucanid Landman

That Periodic Table in the background lets us know that Marten was in ninth grade in 2017 or so. Oganesson and Tennessine weren't named until then. :)

Certified Nerd

I thought that 5e gave every class healing so that no one would ever have to worship a god ever again?

William Etheridge

They can shred face and then you heal you to full now. Its pretty awesome.

Aaron Schulz

5e cleric are no joke btw. They solved the "who is the cleric" conundrum by making them all stars.

Matt

Feel ya bud.

Matt

Cleric/bard

Michael

Knock that shit off Tai

SheepFace2000

Clerics are no joke, you can build 'em to be just a great blend of combat-capable and support. Or you could back in 3.5 and Pathfinder, anyway. I have no idea what they're like these days.

I'm guessing that Clarissa is now a vegan Buddhist living in an ecologically-sustainable yurt.

Dean Reilly

Clarissa and Bronzebottom from PVP can never meet.

MikeT

Or peer pressured into playing a cleric!

Ste Saunders

I always wind up the cleric. (as I comment while raid healing classic bwl) >.>

Lightsabr2

Oh Martin, you dork. Did you get peer-pressured into D&D or did you get peer-pressured into thinking D&D is lame?

Somebody Else

Lucky bastard.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I didn't discover D&D until college (1985), but getting drunk at a church college was still more socially acceptable.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

In Marten's case, probably, but it goes back further. The shirts were originally made by the Zero skateboard company and popularized when Billy Corgan wore one in the music video for "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" (1995).

Magic Beans

Not cool, Thai

Bagge

Nice Scott Pilgrim shirt. I think?

TubaGinger

Such limited imagination to think only a fighter can use a sword.

Thisguy

Oh Marten just play a rogue/thief and put frogs in Clarissa's pockets or something, be creative about it.

SpookyPenguin

That's quite a bit of progress in four years.

ljdbjlasfbjk

Guest comic: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2183

cat2002

I play D&D every week...... wait

Drew Basford

Unless Steve is a friend from California, my thought is no.

Michael Boettger

I'm just going to leave this here: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=134

Peter Jensen

Isn't there an old strip where the gang is role-playing, and Marten is an especially useless Bard? Or has my subconscious been writing fanfic again?

William Cole

I was thinking bard.

Summer Sudbrink

C'mon, Marten! Don't be a square! Take a couple hits and ponder the feel of your tongue in your mouth!

Grace Kieser

Clarissa cameo please!

Eleanor

*ladder clacks against the windowsill*

Would it be possible for you to upload at a higher resolution? <3

Mark Hechim

New miniseries?

Maelwys Myrddin

Is...is the one with the frosted tips Steve?

Dylan T

I love _you_ Jeph Jacques and the alternate reality you've created. It's such a wonderful place to escape to during these (or any other) times of stress and uncertainty. Thanks for creating people and AIs with more humanity than we see in the 'real' world humans.

Qixotic

Wow, Marten hasn't really changed.

...You know, teen Marten had really good hair.

Patrick Liston

I'm not sure what upsets me worse... The fact that I was basically long-haired Clarissa at that age, or the fact that it was basically guaranteed I would have boinked Marten in a Pumpkin's shirt for certain at that phase in my life.

Erin Moriarty

You can totally be the sword guy as a cleric. 3.5e gave lots of options for that

Bradley Richard

Ah, the 90's. Smashing Pumpkins and Sailor Moon, the decade that keeps on givin'

Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq

GDI, Jeph. That has triggered the theme song to that Nickelodeon show in my head now.

Miyaa

Totally could have gone War Cleric. Though Marten would probably be Niche-Indie-Band-Knowledge domain.

Ting

Marten's nerd roots are showing. Which makes his match with Claire even better.

Michael Boettger

It's a good shirt...

James Pacheco

bahahahahahaahah classic

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Someone is working through some aggression there.

Michael

Marten probably still has that shirt too

Jackie Horn

Martin is SUCH a cleric.

Tara Cook


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