How To Party

Is there a muffin button?

Michele Williams

or pants.

*heh*heh*heh* He said "peg"!

Alternate fourth line: "She sought notoriety"

Long as no one invites the shame orb

Damien

Especially if you apply some of that good herb...

If you have condoms, you don't need t-shirts.

pilgrim3

You like condoms via tee shirt cannons then. Okay.

dcy665 .

I prefer the first option. Let's ask Pintsize his opinion.

pilgrim3

Nice effort, although 'party' is a syllable short of being a fully functional limerick rhyme for 'anxiety', i.e. there is no unstressed syllable in 'party' between the stressed one and the rhyming one, whereas there is one in 'anxiety'.

Mark

I have the vague recollection that Roko's bread fetish doesn't extend to other baked (as it were) goods, if that's what you meant.

Mark

Ooh, I wonder what variety of anthropomorphic animal weed smells like to robots!

Ace

I mean, jazz/poetry party sounds pretty dope too.

Julia Allen-Hesse

...oh dear

Bagge

I'm full of bourbon, I can't stand up.

William Cole

Are we still doing phrasing?

Jason Zions

Those are pretty much the only kind I write when I'm in a moodlit room with muffins and jazz.

Thomas Halpin

Dibs or no dibs, first one there gets the lemon poppyseed! (running as though possessed)

Bill Hall

ummm, lemon poppyseed muffins!

allanfranta

phrasing?

Lightsabr2

Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair, deal out jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs; I’ll tell you all my secrets but I’ll lie about my past, so send me off to bed for evermore!

Ísabel Pirsic

>_> <_<

darklion

I for one wouuld peg Claire for the light Jazz & Poetry kind of person

Bagge

By 'reading poems', I hope you mean yelling poems about how much you love everyone, right?

ljdbjlasfbjk

Did someone say open muffin bar?!

drone r0m-3

Why can't we turn the lights down, put on some light jazz, get blazed out of our minds and take turns reading poems at each other while we eat every muffin in the place?

Thomas Halpin

Claire: “... read out favorite poems to each other!” Piccolo in the distance: “NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRED!!!”

William Stark

Murlocs and Muffins... hrm.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

This.

Katrina Urmson

Be very interesting if Roko were to walk in on a room full of people eating muffins. And drinking Assam tea.

Joseph Bonnar

There once was a student named Claire, Whose exam score was well above fair. After her anxiety. She wanted to party, With confetti still in her hair!

BobC

Edibles.

PSA: Smoking anything that irritates the lungs may increase susceptibility to the coronavirus. Prolly a good time to drink instead...

Dangit, *I* wanted to call dibs on the lemon poppyseed.

Olaf

I'm not a stoner but I'll eat large amounts of pastries and be overly affectionate any day

Dylan T

I'd call this a plot hole that Jeph needs to fix!

Adam Abbott

That is Tai!

Adam Abbott

To my mind, that's a complete win.

Kenneth Carlile

as the stoner in my group, this is largely my role

Hope

CALL THE SECRET BAKERY! Get Clinton and his mom over, Eliot and Brun can deliver the goods...

Douglas E. Smith

I legit expected to see at least one piece of confetti hiding in Claire’s hair

And baking a batch of lemon poppyseed tomorrow. Because.

Michael Boettger

I want muffins AND weed. I have one but not the other.

A.A. aka Double

Weed, muffins, and friends. Sounds like a good party!

Kyle Jenkins

First, Dora, call Tai. If there's any blazing to be done, she'll demand to be part of it. Claire's mom too.

Michael Boettger

Wal-Mart substituted my online order of chocolate muffins with cinnamon coffee cake and I absolutely forgive them.

Adam Abbott

I will share my poppyseeds and my good good herb with all of these people.

Chris Weigert

Marten I will fight you and I will win for that lemon poppyseed. Trust.

Jackie Horn

Claire you have grown up so much *sniff* =D

Lord Crusade

Muffins...*gglllrllgrlrllg*

Douglas E. Smith

Ooo! I call the orange cranberry!

Grace Kieser

Homer, you know that beer ain't free.

Tyler