Boomf

Ouch! Like, the world’s worst paper cuts!

Bill Hall

a mythbusters callout. this really is the perfect comic universe.

Joe

I was expecting unwrapped condoms.

Jan Szejko

all the glitter is gold (sorry)

Jan Szejko

aww thats sweet. he did what she wanted and tested and made sure not to hurt them. i really think hes grown over the years.

Ashley Thomas

Shoulda used glitter. You never get rid of all the glitter.

Sleepy John

Modelled off who though... hmm... maybe from back when Faye was a target for his ballistic romantic overtures?

Andrew

Pintsize has two molds for pouring his ballistic gel. One shaped like a torso with prominent boobs, and the other is shaped like a butt.

Autographedcat

Mythbusters was where I first heard of ballistics gel, so it's an understandable association.

Mark

Is 'fucking' just an intensifier here, or an adjective? :-)

Mark

May mentioned that he rents out processor time.

Dean Reilly

I'm about freaked that I had the same idea here.

J. Michael

That's Pintsize, carefully tested and safe shenanigins. Utter Chaos, Zero Danger.

Matthew Foweraker

All hail the Chekhov.

melloncollic

“If you introduce a gun in act 1, it must be fired by act 5...”

James Dore

I reject your reality and substitute Pintsize's!

MikeT

Who is funding Pintsize? Does the Companions program have some government grants or EC or artillect seed funding? Does have have some patents or screenwriter royalties coming in? Is he mining Ethereum on his processor while he sleeps? I feel like he may have mentioned but I don't remember.

Shane Wegner

you have my attention

LowEndLem

Picture this: Beeps & Pintsize hosting a very unique mythbusters show.

Andrew

Wow, Pintsize really is trying to be a better person, isn't he? I mean, he's still crude, but now he's trying to be nicer and just making jokes about him being crude. (By which I mean, I don't think Pintsize did such testing, but is making fun of his reputation as a joke.)

John Fiala

What about that Aerogel Stardust probe NASA launched a while back, does that just about hit your trifecta?

Andrew

This was really the best case scenario

Bagge

He has been there before: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2574. I wouldn't be surprised if he's not welcome back.

Alex H.

Hooray!

Thomas Halpin

Oh yeah. You <i>never</i> get that stuff out. I'm <i>still</i> finding glitter in my room from a play our school did 5 years ago. And I wasn't even <i>in</i> the play!

awgiedawgie

Like anyone would take Pintsize's word on that...

Captain Button

For breasts popping out of a shirt, probably

at0m

He's always cared. His shtick always been inflicting awkwardness and emotional discomfort, not physical damage. (But I think he gets some form of gratification when damage is inflicted on *him* )

Czarzhan

When Marten mentioned condoms the other day, I assumed unwrapped (but otherwise unsullied) condoms.

Czarzhan

I admit to having a head cannon of my own... https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0d/new.png

Joseph Bonnar

Wishing you the best, Camille. Bless you and yours. :)

Joseph Bonnar

Pintsize cares!!

Shawn K. Younkin

He may keep ballistic gelatin in the fridge, but bets are he buys them from Beepatrice. Who gets it at her real job, wholesale. (Stress testing sex toys DEMANDS ballistic gelatin.)

Joseph Bonnar

Im 99% sure I've seen 'boomf' used as an onomatopoeia in a hentai before.

Dylan T

Also known as deadly ninja throwing rubbers.

Summer Sudbrink

It's looks like it says Confettinator 3000, but I could be wrong

Nicholas Lopez

Shuricondoms

Summer Sudbrink

At least Pintsize was courtious to not use condoms

Nicholas Lopez

It was a question more for jeph because his orig copy is probably higher quality. I should have designated. My bad.

Chase the Dragon

How come nobody invites Pintsize to the coffee shop? They don't keep Momo or Winslow locked in their homes. (I know Pintsize isn't actually locked in, but he never leaves any more.) He literally saved their lives from Vespabot, back in the day.

Carl Fink

I zoomed in to individual pixels. It's just jagged lines.

Carl Fink

the cannon is now canon.

Peter McDevitt

I can't believe Pintsize was smart and nice enough to test out the condoms on the gelatin first.

JD

Him face in panel three. Wholesome.

Vianki Bruenderman

the reasons being he fucks it

I'm looking for a project that combines ballistic gelatin with ballistic nylon on a ballistic missile. Anyone?

BobC

Pintsize is my fucking hero

R L

Hi Jeph just wanted to say thanks since as of today I came out to my friends and GF as trans!!!!! Thanks to your comic I've felt confident !

Pintsize: Answering the real questions with perversions of science since 2003

Anthony Gaglianese

Wonder if Pintsize has discussed what condoms do to gelatin with Beeps?

Miyaa

Good call there Pintsize. Facial and upper body lacerations would put a damper on any celebrations.

Michael Boettger

I suspect he ALWAYS has a block of ballistic gel on hand...for reasons.

Douglas E. Smith

What's the gun called? I can't read the label on it.

Chase the Dragon

Have we done this before, with Dora and Tai’s engagement? Either way, I guess if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Andrea Andrew

could be worse, couldve been glitter

Tamara Macadam

This is now my favorite sound effect ever.

EnterTheHero

... there it is!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

BOOMF

Jackie Horn