The condom cannon is full of a dismembered er1ka moen.
2020-05-01 14:01:46 +0000 UTC
Joel Bateman. Thank you. I thought it said Happy Songs for Angry Pandas.
Matthew Van Gangelen
2020-05-01 01:53:42 +0000 UTC
Oh hey the Mogwai poster is back. I don't know if that's been gone for ages or if I just haven't noticed it, but hey.
Lind
2020-05-01 00:04:00 +0000 UTC
Good comic. Can't help but think this would be better if there was 90% more legs.
Lucy
2020-04-30 17:16:54 +0000 UTC
I went to a memorial service with broomstick air guitars and confetti cannons once. It was beautiful. 💙
Bruce Steinberg
2020-04-30 13:14:57 +0000 UTC
"happy songs for happy panda"-ermm, am I reading that right?
jimbo
2020-04-30 10:41:20 +0000 UTC
Who are these characters btw? They don’t seem to have any robotic parts or huge asses.
Daniel Rydberg
2020-04-30 09:40:12 +0000 UTC
Congrats!
Daryl Resplandor
2020-04-30 08:03:27 +0000 UTC
Truly wild that this page drops the day that I find out I got into an Ivy League school.
Michael Landis
2020-04-30 07:39:28 +0000 UTC
It occurs to me that if Pintsize did indeed have a confetti cannon, he probably would have been waiting with it and fired it as soon as Claire announced that she had passed.
awgiedawgie
2020-04-30 07:35:56 +0000 UTC
This made me laugh so much I really should have taken a shot of Ventolin first ;-)
Andrew Armstrong
2020-04-30 07:04:19 +0000 UTC
The only AI we haven't seen in a while...
Lightsabr2
2020-04-30 06:24:19 +0000 UTC
Can't blame a man for having good taste in music
2020-04-30 06:09:49 +0000 UTC
Go claire!
Bagge
2020-04-30 05:27:10 +0000 UTC
At the crotch, or artfully glued in a spray across his face and neck?
Am Queue
2020-04-30 05:09:39 +0000 UTC
Yeah, that's where I was waiting for the joke!
Chong Go
2020-04-30 05:02:32 +0000 UTC
You actually think he’d have a <i>small</i> confetti cannon?
awgiedawgie
2020-04-30 04:41:22 +0000 UTC
*15 years and Martin still has his mogwai poster*
zing zang zoom
2020-04-30 04:22:13 +0000 UTC
Decocking the condom canon might cause all kinds of issues
MikeT
2020-04-30 03:39:44 +0000 UTC
I remember when Pintsize had a laser cannon built in before it was removed!
jeremiahb89
2020-04-30 03:04:56 +0000 UTC
Long time, no mention, Pintsize!
Bailey Tighe
2020-04-30 02:56:19 +0000 UTC
No, no, we need to decock the cock cannon, launching dildoes like that is dangerous in an apartment complex. Confetti out of the cock cannon is much safer and also more confusing.
NekoIncardine
2020-04-30 02:24:34 +0000 UTC
Turns out that it does have actual confetti, but it’s all white and affixed in exactly the place on pintsize’s body one would expect.
Mad Marie
2020-04-30 02:19:40 +0000 UTC
The real question is how he fit all those cocks in the confetti cannon to begin with
MiqoRems
2020-04-30 02:11:14 +0000 UTC
Also, it turns out "decock" isn't a metaphor...
Autographedcat
2020-04-30 02:09:02 +0000 UTC
In Soviet Russia, Chekhov's Cannon is spelled with an H. Unless the cannon is helming a starship.
Trigon Manthree
2020-04-30 02:08:49 +0000 UTC
The Condom/Confetti Cannon is for those times when the Arbor Day banner just isn't enough
2020-04-30 01:59:01 +0000 UTC
"Dammit, Party Cannon, we've talked about this!"
Elf Sternberg
2020-04-30 01:42:01 +0000 UTC
Decock the confetti cannon, deconfetti the cock cannon, poor Pintsize never gets to have any fun.
Summer Sudbrink
2020-04-30 01:35:57 +0000 UTC
Great, now we have Chekov's CondomFetti Cannon somewhere off screen on a hair trigger
Thomas Halpin
2020-04-30 01:33:45 +0000 UTC
EVERYBODY needs celebrations!
Sleepy John
2020-04-30 01:33:29 +0000 UTC
I mean... Yeah, probably.
Vilinda
2020-04-30 01:21:11 +0000 UTC
i want a condom cannon
Tamara Macadam
2020-04-30 01:18:11 +0000 UTC
Revolting.
BobC
2020-04-30 01:15:38 +0000 UTC
omg the head kiss 😭
dirtknight
2020-04-30 01:13:43 +0000 UTC
Oh! Happy Songs for Happy People
Joel Bateman
2020-04-30 01:13:21 +0000 UTC
WE'VE BEEN DENIED PINTSIZE SHENANIGANS?!?! REVOLT!!!
Ian Wolfe
2020-04-30 01:13:11 +0000 UTC
I'm trying to read the whiteboard.
Joel Bateman
2020-04-30 01:12:53 +0000 UTC
Be careful setting off cannons around Bubbles, might trip undesirable reflexes.
Captain Button
2020-04-30 01:11:03 +0000 UTC
Samesies
Katherine Prewitt
2020-04-30 01:08:56 +0000 UTC
Milestones. And baby steps in their relationship. I love these two.