That also means you can't have buttsex without subtext.
awgiedawgie
2020-04-14 01:17:51 +0000 UTC
As I was told too many years ago, when AO3 was still fanfiction.net... You can't have subtext without buttsex. (Look at the letters...)
Am Queue
2020-04-13 22:05:08 +0000 UTC
I think Brun’s body dysmorphia could be potentially helpful (if not sympathetic) for Roko....also could Brun becoming and AI in the future be a possibility? Potential story arch?
2020-04-13 21:58:00 +0000 UTC
Who’s this “Martin” person?
Bruce Steinberg
2020-04-13 19:11:01 +0000 UTC
Allergies. I also knew one person whose taste perception was hella scrambled by a stroke, so most things they used to like tasted awful.
Technically, I could have said "it tries to kill them" and "brain damage" as reasons, but that's a lot darker.
Ardent Slacker
2020-04-13 18:55:31 +0000 UTC
Give Mille some pineapple or something first. I fear she'd taste of Ouzo...
Nash Wolfe
2020-04-13 17:04:31 +0000 UTC
I miss the park
Dan Curtis
2020-04-13 16:37:53 +0000 UTC
OMG, look at Millefeui's curves in frame 1! Wow what a behind right?
Darla Donahue
2020-04-13 16:36:30 +0000 UTC
I am sad that I can give this only a single Like
W. Scott Meeks
2020-04-13 16:18:53 +0000 UTC
One of them can be reliably sterilized and can't get sick, at least.
Shaun
2020-04-13 15:48:31 +0000 UTC
To be honest right now I'm just dizzy at the idea of two people in the same location.
R. Francis Smith
2020-04-13 14:01:44 +0000 UTC
Even the recipe seems to have a subtext: "It's made by sandwiching crispy layers of puff pastry with a rich custard pastry cream filling and then garnishing the top with a glossy royal icing."
William Cole
2020-04-13 13:49:10 +0000 UTC
The lack of human standard genitalia doesn't really seem to stop anybody anyways. In fact, if Millie were to have sex with anybody, she'd be our first AI with confirmed human standard genitals to do so.
Mitchell Sealy
2020-04-13 12:20:04 +0000 UTC
I'd say it's mostly that there's just a whole subculture based around "Shipping" right now. Always has been to an extent, but it's very big and prominent now where it used to be in print zines and stuff.
There are people for whom it's a whole hobby to create and/or consume art about potential romantic couplings in fiction. They look at relationships in fiction through the lens of essentially what would make the best canvas on which to paint their own works.
What makes for an interesting romance? Well it turns out pretty much the same as what makes an interesting friendship. Just an interesting relationship in general. If it's fun to see these two interacting with eachother you can translate that fun into a romantic context pretty easily.
Mitchell Sealy
2020-04-13 10:56:19 +0000 UTC
Obviously she should taste both
Niilo Paasivirta
2020-04-13 10:32:05 +0000 UTC
I don't even care, this is just SO CUTE
2020-04-13 07:50:10 +0000 UTC
...platonic?
Chason
2020-04-13 07:26:29 +0000 UTC
After mirror testing my own modest boob squish, I can get results that look like this by rounding forward with my shoulder blades, getting the “press down on the front of the boob” look, instead of a more usually visually presented press boobs in and up, which I think is the norm for created visual media. My much more well endowed best friend would be unable to do this without severely hunching her back, if even then. I on the other hand end up in a similar alignment regularly (though with my arms more up) when I am stretching to release the tension in my shoulder blades.
Simran Khalsa
2020-04-13 06:58:14 +0000 UTC
This ship be sailing into high seas.
Jim
2020-04-13 06:51:04 +0000 UTC
Subtext or not, I just like seeing them become friends.
Populuxe
2020-04-13 06:26:12 +0000 UTC
If there is an AI on the mantlelpiece in strip 4000, that AI must get off in strip 5000? :)
Stephen Wells
2020-04-13 06:25:25 +0000 UTC
Jeph?
Thank you for cheering me up. :)
Joseph Bonnar
2020-04-13 06:19:25 +0000 UTC
How could anyone not like Millefeuille? The pastry *or* the person?
Marc Pengryffyn
2020-04-13 06:10:43 +0000 UTC
Oh my
Brian
2020-04-13 05:52:44 +0000 UTC
While this is absolutely adorable, I wonder what Martin and the gang are up to, as well as Roko. But naw, this is pure goodness!
Joel Bateman
2020-04-13 05:06:44 +0000 UTC
I could make a joke about eating a dessert but I'll refrain.
I am the captian now
2020-04-13 05:05:55 +0000 UTC
Observation: we have a tendency to automatically ship any pair (or triple, etc) of people that start showing chemistry and an emotional connection. How much of this is our having lost, in our culture, the context for strong friendships outside a "Relationship"?
Yonatan Zunger
2020-04-13 04:36:14 +0000 UTC
Performance anxiety
Bagge
2020-04-13 04:10:01 +0000 UTC
Jeph, you _do_ know you just started an epic shipstorm, yes?!?
Bill Hall
2020-04-13 03:49:12 +0000 UTC
i will say, the arms together boob squish looks anatomically wrong these last two pages. its like her chest shrinks when she puts her hands together. im not hoping for ecchi or anything, but it stands out to me because it's drawn weirdly.
runrin
2020-04-13 03:34:03 +0000 UTC
We already know Brun likes her butt. WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO WE NEED.
Celine Chamberlin
2020-04-13 03:32:42 +0000 UTC
TRY HER!! SHE'S THE DESSERT!
runrin
2020-04-13 03:28:45 +0000 UTC
they say that once you've had bot, you'll never eat organic again....
Tom wilson
2020-04-13 02:56:27 +0000 UTC
Ba-dum-bshhh!
SilverbackRon
2020-04-13 02:43:19 +0000 UTC
All the humanoid AI characters can blush, it would seem, notably Bubbles and Momo.
Subtext? These aren’t even double entendres. They’re single.
Matt Grayson
2020-04-13 02:14:37 +0000 UTC
I also was totally *not* thinking of a Creme Brun-lay at the end of this comic. Nope.
Chris Gallaty
2020-04-13 02:09:57 +0000 UTC
Did Millefeuille also get blush implants? I mean, really.
Half of this ship is already on the high seas.
BobC
2020-04-13 02:07:38 +0000 UTC
Well we do know she's human standard...
Summer Sudbrink
2020-04-13 02:07:26 +0000 UTC
Chekov's Innuendo, Jeph.... just sayin.
Chris Gallaty
2020-04-13 02:05:15 +0000 UTC
subtext or not, it's adorable!
RaptorShadow
2020-04-13 02:02:16 +0000 UTC
we've all gotten ultra-introspective during this time. even more so than usual it seems.
2020-04-13 01:59:45 +0000 UTC
PS: The strip number suggests that this strip should contain the ultimate meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Which, it kinda does.
Auros Harman
2020-04-13 01:50:20 +0000 UTC
Yes, Brun... try the millefeuille...
Valraven
2020-04-13 01:49:18 +0000 UTC
So are you saying Millefeuille is a legit snack?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/973123552164b8ff42cd3995272e6945/tenor.gif?itemid=13365350
Auros Harman
2020-04-13 01:45:42 +0000 UTC
I feel like Brun is slowly becoming a Harem Anime Protagonist. If she keeps up with the accidental mixed messages, I could end up seeing Mille acting on her AI/Human romance interest.
The Secret Sponsor
2020-04-13 01:41:04 +0000 UTC
This is some of the most wholesome platonic shipping I've ever seen.
Denizen Blue
2020-04-13 01:34:11 +0000 UTC
I fully ship these two now. Their interactions are so adorable and they try so hard to understand where each other is coming from.
Samantha Yeaman
2020-04-13 01:33:38 +0000 UTC
I think she's easily my favorite character in this strip now. (Sorry Bubbles...)
Solomon Foster
2020-04-13 01:33:07 +0000 UTC
This is painfully adorable oml
Remy!
2020-04-13 01:24:16 +0000 UTC
errm, what?!
jimbo
2020-04-13 01:22:59 +0000 UTC
everybody needs to know at all times where their towel is ...
Joe
2020-04-13 01:20:39 +0000 UTC
if this DOESN'T lead to a special Patreon strip of Brun eating Millefeuille, I'll lead the revolt
Mark Thomas
2020-04-13 01:16:14 +0000 UTC
i guess millefeuille could also be in the poly relationship, why not
Cody Renton
2020-04-13 01:10:59 +0000 UTC
noooo brun has to be in a poly relationship with elliot and clinton i will accept no compromise
Cody Renton
2020-04-13 01:10:32 +0000 UTC
Congrats on reaching 4242. Now grab your towel.
Firefly Jelly
2020-04-13 01:09:51 +0000 UTC
Could someone take up a collection to buy Brun potato chips and ice cream. Kinda like buying Jeph a cup of coffee.
Michael Boettger
2020-04-13 01:09:18 +0000 UTC
so cute im gonna die
Tamara Macadam
2020-04-13 01:08:21 +0000 UTC
Giving words to her mental processes. God I love Brun.
Michael Boettger
2020-04-13 01:06:47 +0000 UTC
forget subtext, start writing supertext
LH
2020-04-13 01:06:23 +0000 UTC
If this keeps getting cuter at this rate, we're gonna reach fatal levels by the end of the week