This Will End Well

Y’know, there is significant danger inherent in alcoholic beverages flavored with licorice ... Pernod (& Pastis,) Ouzo, Raki ... dratted stuff has always done me (and others) in.

Bill Hall

I kinda feel like Clinton is gonna have two bots crushing on him after this.

Jason Holmes

Beeps probably has that effect on entities. Her best job would be a recruiter for the French Foreign Legion. Just a few minutes' exposure to her would convince them this was the way to forget.

Branching out from butts, are you?

Mark

If Millie starts doing 3-D SBS robo-twerkin', I am THERE.

I must admit, I came here for the pee stuff, too-- don't judge me!

look where's the pee stuff, i was told i could come here for the pee stuff

David Willis

They released a patch for the app.

So 4152 seems to be the first incidence of Square AI drunk bubbles, so far as I have been able to find. The last AI drunk bubbles I found before that was when Roko and the other cop were getting drunk when she was contemplating quitting the force, and they had round bubbles in that comic.

Jeff Gedney

This should be... interesting.

drone r0m-3

Does beg the question about yey's drunk-bubbles though.

David Howe

Oooh. Humans have round speech bubbles and drunk bubbles. Robots have square drunk bubbles as well as speech bubbles. Just noticed :)

I like the way you think!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh yeah, that is a VERY naughty look.

Shawn K. Younkin

They were behind the Emu.

Some Ed

You wanting Faye and Bubbles to starve? Though, seriously, I'd rather if they started getting more customers from Millefeuille's lush endorsements of their services.

Some Ed

Pintsize knows...

Bagge

Do you see Millefeuille's face in the last panel?

forgot? oh I was hoping millefeuille would show up wearing them since she obviously wants to be friends

jimbo

Fire codes will have to be updated, though: https://comb.io/XNTwIR

Peter Jensen

I mean, Bender in Futurama uses alcohol as fuel...so I guess it's not impossible for them to do something similar. Alcohol is a pretty good energy source.

Chris Crowther

As a trans femme person myself, the very instant robo-junk becomes available, I am there, and if it's not covered, I will rob a bank to pay for my robo-junk.

Valraven

He's grabbing another beer to catch up

Valraven

Well, I'm feeling more confident now that Jeph's said "This Will End Well".

Andrew Mitchell

*Ahem* Human Standard ;-)

Justin Seifert

So, uh... About that pee tier? For a friend...

Cliff

I certainly do.

SilverbackRon

That's hilarious, I hadn't noticed that.

SilverbackRon

Okay, so what is the bot peeing tier? And, only if we get unpixilated urine streams and genitals, no cheating like hentai!

z

Never combine cunnilingus and alcohol. #DontVisualize #ImABadMan

David Barr

It has already been established that she is anatomically correct. I suspect that means she has the abilty to fake eating and drinking since the exit apertures exist.

Noctusxx

I'm picturing a utilitarian twist-off cap type situation, like Bumblebee in the live-action Transformers movie. So the truly freaky can just make it into a drinking game. "MilleFeuille!! Stop intoxicating the man!!"

VGreenGoblinV

Unless it comes out as a solid, which case it would obviously be pouzo.

Simon Green

I thought the faces on these two were screens, but can’t prove it right now.

Constantine Hannaher

My question is: If she pees out the ouzo she drank, will it still be drinkable after it comes out? I mean, with no digestive organs to break it down, it's basically just store + flush...

Barry Callahan

Oh dear LORD... Jeph? I am in tears! This is the second funniest thing I have read this month! The funniest was the email I just from a relative in the medical profession, who urged me in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS to never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together.

Joseph Bonnar

which leads to the question of which AIs have crinkly bits in their underwear, and if other organs can be successfully replaced like Clinton's hand ([pointedly] not looking at Claire)...

To quote random internet "Translated to English, millefeuille (pronounced meel-foy) means one thousand sheets, layers, or leaves. It's an old-school French pastry that's airy, crispy, flaky, and decadent in all the right places" Geddit, all the right places so my money is on her being Data style "fully functional" and that she pees... As to why AIs have libidos, Star Wars shows us what happens when you try to suppress them in human like minds.

Maybe the anatomically correct AIs have a system to allow them to mimic eating and drinking?

Joel Bateman

Not only that, three switches magically appeared on the wall between the first and last panels.

Sleepy John

Next to Clinton's glasses.

Sleepy John

Instead of fixing it I just want him to come up with a reason they vanished XD

Don,t we all forget glasses at some point in our lives?

Mari San

Is it wrong that I'm almost considering about shipping them?

Niskara

Beeps 2nd panel. Seems very happy to have made Clinton’s acquaintance....

Matt Grayson

Working as intended, will not fix.

Yonatan Zunger

Is there a transparent emu in the room? I can't tell...

BobC

Also, in case anyone needs feels: https://twitter.com/misterchristoid/status/1238989121093238784?s=21

Miyaa

I love the fact that robot drunk bubbles are rectangular like their speech bubbles.

Jeff Gedney

Probably the $69 tier 😭

Jon

Even without his glasses, he could see horny-drunk Mille coming a kilometer away.

Miyaa

I would like at this time to point out that in the Patreon comments to #4080, Mille's second appearance in QC, I wrote: 'Five bucks says "the gentleman" disappears within a week but "greenie" becomes a regular character as part of the gradual roboticization of QC.' Where's my five bucks.

Rich Holmes

Seems that way

Thomas Halpin

That's alright, I forget my glasses after drinking too much sometimes too.

Josh

Beeps is reassessing her relationship with Millie. This is way out of her lane. Or is Brun enabling this?

Michael Boettger

Could we say Clinton is a lightweight and lost his glasses after presumably one beer? Or am I forgetting some moment where he canonically drank more than that and was fine?

KingAtticus

millefeuille is a horny drunk, huh?

Deckerbunny

I just hope this doesn't cause internal damage that sends her in for more maintenance.

Thomas Halpin

Ai mean, she is a human standard model. Obviously she has somewhere for the alcohol to go after her mouth. Perhaps she has a stomach, and didn't know it?

Jamieson

I hope they find out in a spectacular and inappropriate way.

love the drunk bots

Levi

Millie is by new favorite, oh my god

Fart Captor

>.> "special tier"? <.< >.>

Shawn K. Younkin