Employee Of The Year
Added 2020-03-12 01:28:54 +0000 UTCBeeps tries
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QC in my QC? It's more likely than you think.
Trigon Manthree
2020-03-13 09:30:20 +0000 UTCHer drunk simulation probably simulated her passing out. He made her comfortable, trusted his other friends not to be dicks about it, and moved on.
Daryl Sawyer
2020-03-12 23:53:45 +0000 UTCFor humans that visit? Advocates, family, partners, delivery folks?
TubaGinger
2020-03-12 22:10:52 +0000 UTCHow did Clinton escape from Millefeuille? That wasn't a come-hither look she gave him. It was a you're-not-going-anywhere look.
Matt Grayson
2020-03-12 19:02:41 +0000 UTCI feel somehow that the second to last panel should have had someone off-screen yelling "WOO BUTTS!". Sort of a conversational humor punctuation.
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2020-03-12 16:52:10 +0000 UTCSome remarkable Brian David Gilbert energy from Clinton in this one.
Reese Wallace
2020-03-12 14:17:29 +0000 UTCI guess not every AI is deific perfection made manifest.
Shane Wegner
2020-03-12 13:54:03 +0000 UTCI'd ship it, but I fear Roko would be so frustrated with Beeps that their relationship wouldn't last more than a couple weeks.
Grace Kieser
2020-03-12 13:44:39 +0000 UTC... so Beeps would totally rub Roko's emblem-adorned posterior with a loaf of pumpernickel if she knew what Roko was into. I could see that working out pretty well for both of them.
Stephen Wells
2020-03-12 13:32:50 +0000 UTCWhy do they have a water cooler in an office space with only robots?
Ack
2020-03-12 13:28:01 +0000 UTCI feel like when she tests toys, she is given a test object and a control object and asked to take them both across the room and place them in a cabinet together.... and if it survives, thats QC done.
2020-03-12 12:41:14 +0000 UTCThey seem to be about on par with humans in terms of occurrences of competency.
Chris Crowther
2020-03-12 12:33:19 +0000 UTCthere's something kinky submissive about Beeps
jimbo
2020-03-12 11:38:08 +0000 UTCEverything will be so much more effective with ai, they said...
Bagge
2020-03-12 11:21:54 +0000 UTCNot that secret, Beeps.
Mark
2020-03-12 10:26:45 +0000 UTCRE the office printer... Does it contain an AI that wants to print, or is it simply a machine. And if it does contain an AI, what did Beepatrice DO to the poor thing! :(
Joseph Bonnar
2020-03-12 10:15:37 +0000 UTCOne day Beeps will snap and go full Office Space on that printer.
Dean Reilly
2020-03-12 09:54:04 +0000 UTCThat's a lot of exposition from someone without drunk bubbles
Milayna
2020-03-12 08:09:19 +0000 UTCTFW I give the same type of 'my day' information, because 'what are you doing' on any larger level amounts to 'nothing'.
Am Queue
2020-03-12 07:25:47 +0000 UTCBeeps breaks my heart because I have the human version of complete total incompetence syndrome.
2020-03-12 05:22:23 +0000 UTCNotice that Brun has a three-bubble buzz going by the 6th panel? That is some fast-acting ouzo!
2020-03-12 05:21:43 +0000 UTC... and now I'm extremely certain that there exists an extremely popular youtube channel with a robo-lass and her printer struggles... and it shows up on lists of "extremely useful advice", "Not technically porn", and "printer-dominatrix" no, wait! "dot-minatrix"
Ardent Slacker
2020-03-12 05:17:35 +0000 UTCI love Beeps. She is one of my favorite characters. Don't you ever give up Beeps!
SilverbackRon
2020-03-12 04:56:32 +0000 UTCHuh. I wouldn't have expected an AI to be so thoroughly incompetent. I guess there must be some kind of genetic learning algorithm that makes each AI a little different than the next.
Tom wilson
2020-03-12 04:46:53 +0000 UTCIt's that two degrees of separation that makes the story super believable to me lol. I had a friend recommend a friend to do my taxes. Turns out he was my husband's cousin's spouse. And my father in law's aunt is a coworker of my dad's 😂
Anie M
2020-03-12 03:30:49 +0000 UTCAll these characters are like one name drop away from knowing each other even more at any given point lol
Sandrock
2020-03-12 02:40:18 +0000 UTCI wonder what she would think if she knew Roko had fantasized about Clinton and a loaf of sourdough.
Daryl Sawyer
2020-03-12 02:29:43 +0000 UTCI wonder if Beeps would freak if she knew Clinton knew Roko...
Czarzhan
2020-03-12 02:18:03 +0000 UTCBeeps is the AI equivalent of a cinnamon roll. Tamagotchi?
Anthony Gaglianese
2020-03-12 01:52:19 +0000 UTCThis adds to the pile of evidence that it's the right call for Roko to be in charge. I hope Clinton learns that soon; and joins the charity to lend a helping (robotic or otherwise) hand.
Andrew Mitchell
2020-03-12 01:44:13 +0000 UTCTrying to get the printer working is very hard and difficult work. I got your "PC LOAD LETTER" right here!
drone r0m-3
2020-03-12 01:39:39 +0000 UTCMillennial icon Beeps
KingAtticus
2020-03-12 01:39:14 +0000 UTCBeeps tries, and that's all that matters. Bless her processors.
Joel Bateman
2020-03-12 01:38:42 +0000 UTCWait go back to Millie, back to Millie!
Matthew Van Gangelen
2020-03-12 01:36:37 +0000 UTCYeah that water cooler comment confused me. ;)
2020-03-12 01:34:06 +0000 UTCShe may sound silly here, but she's a sex-toy testing savant in her day job.
BobC
2020-03-12 01:33:50 +0000 UTCWait are there humans working there?
cat2002
2020-03-12 01:32:12 +0000 UTCbaby :(
Tamara Macadam
2020-03-12 01:31:53 +0000 UTCYou poor sweet summer robot
Lord Crusade
2020-03-12 01:31:35 +0000 UTCBeeps other job is perfect for her. I'm glad she likes this one.
Thomas Halpin
2020-03-12 01:31:13 +0000 UTCBeeps 😿 we love you, never change.
gatherer818
2020-03-12 01:31:10 +0000 UTCClinton is wondering if it's too late to change his major.
Michael Boettger
2020-03-12 01:30:58 +0000 UTC
