Bonus Comic: Marigold Fanfic Extravaganza

I am thinking that the last panel being the last is very convenient for Dale, who never has to finish his sentence.

Katherine Prewitt

hahaha! Literary genius. ;P

I never saw that before and it's absolutely incredible. Thank you for sharing.

Lily Ballard

I don't know why I was expecting this to be a comic played out in Marigold's mind with people she knows as Harry and Naruto(I fuckin' hate naruto tho) while she watched. But I'm also not disappointed either, seeing Momo worked up is always a treat.

neriek

Somewhere between a 9.9995 and 10 ...

Bill Hall

who didnt vote for this? But I had no courage to read it whole while my eyes saw some keywords xD

Meerkats in Disguise

If you read the whole thing I'd say 8 or 9

Tachpmg

Oh man! It's been AGES!! 🤣 "She searched inside herself and went deep down beneath all her genius knowledge and smart facts and she saw deep inside that she had always loved Ginny too and really really wanted to take off her space underwear." The glory is real.

Kat Kennewell

oh my god the dattebayo killed me

Sierra G

I voted for this, and I have no regrets. On a scale of 1-10, how masochistic am I?

J Nauer

Well, I've read worse.....

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I need to go and have a lie down after reading that.

haggis_mchaggis

Can I go back an vote for the Melon and Yay one instead

I am dying, people are looking at me weird and I don't care. I am wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

OK - I read this, and then I read the Space Wizards fic (https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html). Marigold has gotten So Much Better! I'm so proud of her, growing as a writer!

Alex Borders

dear lord.... I can't unread this...

Same, I just know it wasn’t... this...

Daniel Rydberg

I don't know what I expected 😂😂😂

Livy N

I HATE THIS (i love this)

Vik M.

Do the writing police have the authority to enforce capital punishment? Oof. I love Marigold but..... Oof.

Bahahahahahahaha! Reading this on the bus made it that much better, as well. Obviously we can all agree that “big cool dick” is an extremely erotic and that “horny” repeated 17 times in one page can do nothing but make the reader wildly horny. Obviously. 😂

Natalie Wagner

I voted for this, and I'm still not sure I want to read it...

Damn it. I wasn't expecting this when i've voted. BUT DAMN ME, I WANT TO KNOW MORE.

Probably. To quote him on the only other piece of Marigold's fic that he's released into the wild (yep, just checked, it's the only thing on MarBear's Tumblr account) "I had so much fun writing it, _you have no idea_." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793

Mark

He's done it before, at greater length, and managed to make it kind of sweet even though hilariously bad- https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793 https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html

Mark

Because, at least according to May, she's a horny little weirdo- https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4034

Mark

Not quite the masterpiece that was Hermione and Ginny Versus The Space Wizards, but the last panel was hilarious :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793 https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html

Mark

Well at least she used proper writing software.

Robin Wyatt

One may even say cock-block

Evgeniy Semyonov

Hahahahahahaaaaaa

J.M. Hall

Eisner Award Winning Cartoonist Jeph Jacques..

INTENSELY EROTIC

Bagge

Honestly I love this SO much

Wait... it's been in there the whole time?!?!?!

Sorastro

Well. We got what we deserved.

RaptorShadow

Honestly, it's been a while since I laughed this hard.

Well, I voted for this so I really have no one to blame but myself. ALSO WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS MOMO.

Shane Wegner

Oh god, I just re-read it and was laughing twice as hard as the first time. A thing of beauty.

William Cole

Thanks obama

Julia Allen-Hesse

I was going to skim but then after seeing Kylo Ren I went back and read the whole thing. I feel like I just got rickrolled and it was hilarious.

Hugo play with yourself. K?

BobC

This is the high water mark of your career, Jeph. I cannot imagine how it will ever be surpassed.

Marc Kevin Hall

now I can't unhear that!

narkosys

WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN :)

Jerry Han

Now reread that as though Stephen Fry was narrating it.

Ryan Johnson

If you put that on Wikipedia it would catch fire.

Spoogle McGee

I wish I were a wizard so I could make my genitalia block incoming laser fire.

Borg Lord

She's had that shirt since we met her.

Michael Boettger

That was every bit as horrific and mind-scarring as I had hoped. BRB, fetching brain-bleach and watching the world burn...

Allan Widner

Any way to increase the fond size on this image? Having trouble reading the fanfic.

Mitchell Sealy

Why have you done this to my eyeballs

Dylan T

You've captured the voice of the slash fic writer who knows nothing about the art of writing very well here. A little TOO well.

Eric Lusby

JEPH

Fart Captor

no idea if it'll get him a Hugo, but it could get him pounded in the ... nevermind.

Joe

I wonder, did Jeph have this one ready to go even before he posted the bonus strip survey?

Dean Reilly

I can hear the Hugo committee knocking.

Ryan

Wow, that takes me back to the years I hung out with a bunch of Age-of-Sail slashficcers. Although they were much better writers. Lots of Jack/Horatio.

Robert

... I spent too many years volunteering on an erotica website to be able to read that without my head pulling down into my body like a turtle. It's completely in character and I'm fleeing out the door to go find my backups of my own writing to prove to myself that I *did* write better....

Am Queue

well damn. Jeph breaking new boundaries!!

jimbo

Why do I feel like Jeph searched out the worst fanfiction on fanfiction.net, and if so I fear for the security of his computer.

Truthfully, I do not have high hopes for Marigold as a fiction writer. That was.... Christ, that was bad. Probably E tier, if you put a gun to my head and forced me to rate it. And, for me, anything below C tier is unreadable. If Momo can like that, then good GOD, she better not read the things I've written.

But just imagine if it had been Marigold's Pintsize and the Possum erotic fanfic Imagine .....

Todd Ellner

OMG. Didn’t expect that. LOL

Ilana Sprongl

I can't wait for JK Rowling, Disney, and Viz Media to sue Jeph... cause that will be intensely erotic!!! XD XD

Shawn K. Younkin

Thank you for your service.

Dave

Now I'm sad I can't share this masterpiece. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Sir, this is a masterpiece. And I should know. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Aw yeah, giving the people what they want!

Uniquitous

Somewhere, a monkey paw just curled another finger...

Daniel Forinton

Actually yes.

OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MYSELF HIT 'ENTER' ON THAT COMMENT.

Czarzhan

That was... painful. But, apparently, right up Momo's alley.

Czarzhan

Scrivener, I think.

Kai

What program is this written in?

GeckoQween

omfg this is fantastic lmao

...or block incoming laser fire.

Nulgar

Ok, so, when I voted, I forgot that Marigold wrote terrible fanfic. I also didn't think we'd actually get to read the whole thing. I'm not saying I'd have voted differently, mind, just that I didn't realize what I was doing...

gatherer818

I only voted for this because we haven't seen Marigold in a while. Guess I've learned my lesson.

Lightsabr2

Is there a noble prize for writing?

Wooglie

Damn it. I WANT MELON!

Thisguy

All these wizards and ninjas with their hot gay sex. It's a magical world.

Bacon Lord

Can't say we didn't know what we were getting into, voting for that...

It must have hurt to write at that level, you have my sympathies Jeph ( don't let Marigold hear this)

Tachpmg

Honestly I'd read more of Marigolds fanfic. Especially with phrases like "big cool dick"

Not far off from what I expected, and it made me laugh enough that I may have hurt something. Oh, and in case people still hunger for more fanfic by Marigold, there's this from a while back: https://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html

Peter Jensen

Woof! Worked for me! I now have some wonderful images in my head :)

Digi

Next month: Pintsize's Possum Fanfic

Aaron Dill

I blame you, too. This was predictable. Actually, this was better than I thought it would be, but only slightly.

Wolfger

Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to stop myself from laughing out loud while reading this? My customers will ask me to explain, and I can't.

Thomas Halpin

Well I knew what I was voting for when I voted for it. ...and now of COURSE Marigold needs to write that Squall/Kylo Ren chapter.

Waffles the Mooose

I think I voted for this. I have only myself to blame. (Myself, and others like me, it would seem)

Josh Bacon

Possum it should have been.

Hank Heyming

It'll be just like a teakettle coming to a boil: first cavitation, then silence, the PHWEEEEE!

Hugh Eckert

James Brown was working on a song called “Make it Hornier” when he died.

Ray Cornwall

Dunno about you winning a Hugo, Jeph, but I think you're a lock for the Huge-o (that's the award for scifi porn).

Or Exceeding the Erotic Narrative limit

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Feeling better about my possum vote.

Summer Sudbrink

The charge is: Prosing While Eroticated

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

I'm waiting for a "phweeeeee!" from Momo, only then will it be truly, intensely, aggressively erotic as she vents coolant onto Marigold and Dale.

Patrick McGuire

I'm honestly disapointed and pointed at the same time.

Nicklaus Gunnflag

I appreciate Harry's honesty.

drij

I'm pretty confident I have read this exact story before

Thanks, I hate it *thumbs up* exactly what I voted for

SpryPunk

I wanted to see Melon Help Yay decorate. That said, I fully expected this to win the vote, and this is very much what I expected we were going to get as a result. Well, Momo's reaction was a bit unexpected.

Barry Callahan

"No style" formatting seems appropriate

MikeT

"Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus...er, Melon and Yay."

Brad Jones

I've read a lot of fanfic in my time. This is definitely also some fanfic I have read.

Celine Chamberlin

I didn't vote for this and I'm dying. If they take you to writing jail for this, I'll bring a horse, a metal file, and some dynamite to bust you you out Jeph.

Amy ☣

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one blocking incoming laser fire with my penis

Jim Gosnell

Marigold’s writing is improving!

William Cole

So, the question is, did Jeph have to _work_ at it, or is this how good his fanfic is normally? ;-)

Abhayakara

Yep. There’s no putting this one back. It’s in my head now. Oh god why did I vote for this.

I'd say more like it's aggressively erotic

Brent

Not what I was expecting but definitely what I deserved when I voted for this!

So this is wizard magic.

Maurice Kessler

Honestly squall/kylo is a pretty believable pairing

I have regrets. And hindsight is a bitch 🤣

JPMK! {verb}

Dattebayo

I voted for this. I REGRET NOTHING!

Everett Bradshaw

Make it hornier

Gary Walker

*It just had* to be scrivener, didn’t it?!

James Dore

HFS! (applauds) (pats self on back for voting for this)

MORE. MORE OF THIS!

Ami

Harry and Naruto proving love is real for all space buckaroos regardless of IP.

Populuxe

this reminds me of that one fanfic drinking game I can't remember what it was called but it was SOOO horrible. Does anyone know what im talking about?

Chris Magnelli

"I never thought Marigold would write THIS erotic fanfic!" cries patron who voted for the "Marigold writing erotic fanfic" party.

GragSmash

Speak for yourself, I voted for the opossum.

Same.

Gary Walker

"My dick has been in your butt this whole time." is a line FOR THE AGES.

Gary Walker

I chortled heartily then tried to explain to my wife what I was laughing at. She gave me the "I'm humouring you" smile.

I cannot stop laughing. Like, I think I'm done and then I just start giggling again. 💀

Rosilin

I voted for pintsize and the possum. Just sayin.

Todd Perkins

The Dattebayo really ties the room together

Mike de Jong

this is what i voted for. i don't know what else i expected.

Hahahahahahahahaha OMG I wasn't expecting that ending. I almost spilled my coffee! Give this man an Hugo!!!!

nirev

Scrivener

Danielle Zephyr Malament

We voted for this, we are all culpable.

Looks like Scrivener!

Christy Brown

I've never felt better about being a QC patron.

Lisa F

I also dislike the feel of underwear on my wiener and balls and butt

Matthew Harris

I almost feel sorry that you actually had to type that up. Almost

Good thing this is a bonus comic or Google's censoring filter would have a field day.

Mortimer Langford

The program is Scrivener and it is good

This NEEDS to be nominated for that writing award for the worst sex story.

Kenneth Carlile

Scrivener! nice.

That's so bad, it loops all the way around and shoots past good without blinking all the way back to bad again and then just keeps spinning around like that until you're dizzy and probably barf a little bit.

Josh

😂😂🤣

I hate to admit it, but this is probably better than 50% of the actual erotic fanfics out there

Haldon Lindstrom

YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN, YOU MONSTER!

Richard Riley

I can see why you were arrested... ;) Lovely fan fic.

Rie Sheridan Rose

Like...uh...what program is she using to write in? My shit needs that level of organization instead of the nine Google Drive folders I'm using.

Bayushi-san

Poor Momo. Dale's probably getting kind of warm on that side.

Ted Van Roekel

I love Marigold. At least she has one dedicated fan of her slashfic.

Douglas E. Smith

Right! xDDDDD

Jamal Taylor

Woo, XKCD shirt!

Starlight

Scrivener, apprently?

Saketh Kasibatla

I have not a single regret having wanted this to be the winner. Zero. Zeeeeeeero. Narutos mastery of butt-stuff no jutsu, is almost as powerful as his talk-no jutsu

Jareth Fullbringer

You should collab with David “Porn lord” Willis on his next slipshine

Bonnie Fiddis

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. 12/10 would read 50k more words in a heartbeat.

That'sSoRevan

I mean, I've probably written worse. What I want to know is what application is she using.

Justin Cox

🤦‍♂️👍

Baalzie

Not my proudest fap

Ourobius

I'm guessing it took longer to write that... whatever it is than it took to draw and color the comic. That is impressively terrible.

Tinwhisker

The moment Jeph was simultaneously proud and ashamed of his writing

Grace Kieser

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jose Lopez Maldonado

So...what program is that being written in?

Matt

Omg was this dick up my butt this whole time?!

David Liao

I cant read this. I read a line and then another and I'm laughing too hard to continue.

Nikki

Dattebayo!

drone r0m-3

Thanks I hate it 🤣

Kyle Conrad

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Erinnyes

Jeph, noooo!!!! Jeph, whyyyy????

James Bastone

Momo is a perv. But like, in a sad way.

Scott Hilton

I knew this decision to vote for this would end badly

BioYuGi

Yes officer, that writer right there.

This is the best worst fanfic ever.

Nicholas Lopez

I voted for this and fully expected an absolute train wreck. I was not disappointed.

Anthony Gaglianese

Someone spends time on Reddit, to pull out that meme.

Cliff

MY MOST POWERFUL JUTSU

dirtknight

Apparently the true penis was within you all along?

Stephen Wells

🤣

oh my god

Sigh. #unzips

Tom Carlson

I literally died reading the last line...

JensranDeacon