Bonus Comic Poll Time!

You weren't kidding...wow, man. This is like My Immortal level bad. I don't know whether to applaud or throw things.

jimfromtx

We've seen their house... It was tasteful and modern. With two doggos.

Breathtakingly Bad!

Captain Button

That IS bad, Jeph. REALLY bad. Congratulations!

OldGoat

I'm leaning towards Yay's "style" being stark white furniture in stark white walls with text and newsfeeds all over them.

Technoir

Quite an endorsement/prediction, Jeph! We're all looking forward to it.

oh god this is the worst thing I have EVER written, you are all in for a "TREAT"

Jeph Jacques

I should feel guilty for pulling that stratagem - but honestly - why ELSE do you think one of the first companion robots created is the robot puppy? HMMMM???

Kerin Schiesser

me too - Can the pintsize one be an option for Feb too? (robot puppydog eyes)

Kerin Schiesser

I'm disappointed the poll was only open such a short time. It went up after I read the comic yesterday, but before I could get to it today.

I feel like we're gonna miss out on some comical and real pintsize character development.

I am disappointed that more people don't want to see opossums. 😅

Sarah Manx

Sad but true. (Not really sad)

Daniel Rydberg

The possums have my sympathies.

Daniel Rydberg

Well, given how perverted I estimate the average Patreon subscriber is (me included) the erotic fanfic was a given winner and thus I have my vote to the second place, decorating at Yay’s “place”.

Daniel Rydberg

Hard call between Melon and Marigold. Went with Marigold though.

Patrick Mac Manus

(Though it is known, I will always be entertained by Marigold's yakkity-smakkity!)

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Marigold's ero-yakkity-smakkity is known. What we don't know is Yay's Interior decoration affinities...and i got's to know!!

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Had to vote for Marigold. I have to see this trainwreck. :D

Brian English

Honestly this is what I need in my life, marigold giving is that hot and steamy stuff

Tali

Given current events in America, having a voting choice where you’re like, “But I want them alllll” is like rainbow unicorn heaven.

KCkittysnores

That’s why she needs Melon’s help!

KCkittysnores

Could Marigold's erotic fanfic feature the return of Marten as the Magical Love Gentleman?

Dean Reilly

Time has passed. She may have gotten better

Damien

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to you, and your possum friend? I think those particular words go 100% against the intent of that song. But they're the only words I came up with about a possum friend to the tune of that song. I think my brain's just stuck right now.

Some Ed

I love Marigold, but her porn writing style is everything I hate about amateur porn!

Grace Kieser

.

but....possums..

Abstaining. I can't vote against any of them.

Spike

The current top votegetter does not surprise me at all

David Perez

Erotic fanfic extravaganza for January, Yay decorating for February? Yeah, that works.

Borg Lord

I want them all!

Gordon Johnson

but I want all of these :(

You can't throw in the word 'erotic' and expect us to not vote for it

Salodni Ikkis

Fanfic extravaganza. Erotic or otherwise.

Maurice Kessler

YES!!! Melon decorating Pintsize and his opossum friend. That would be hot!

Bartley J Drood

You realize that the third option can actually comprise the other two

Jeff Gedney

No matter who wins, we're all losers.

JT

I was hoping Melon would be leading, because I doubt Marigold's writing has improved....

I voted Oppossum, but all three options are pretty good sounding.

uwtartarus

Oh no! I can't believe the Opossum isn't in the top two!!! :-((

Andrew Mitchell

This trend for perviness was clearly established on day 1.

Mark Dibley

First Past the Patreon Post is an offense against comic democracy! We demand a recount!

Simon Green

Don't know about other places, but if you're from the South, you most likely done seen three 'possums too many already. At least two 'o them were prob'ly splatted on the roadside, too, so there's a lil' bit of trauma involved.

All options are decent, but i cannot vote for anything not Melon... :>

FailQuail

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT WANT TO SEE MELON DECORATING

Leaflemming

What would yay decorate with??? Skynet movie posters?

sexy ALWAYS wins!

jimbo

ALL THE CREEPY BOT ALL THE TIME. YAY

FredS104

Antoinette Banemoon meets Tifa and Rinoa

Damien

I just...I have to know what she'd write. I have to know.

JMK

It's okay. There may be some opossums in the fanfic. And Melon being Melon, she's probably decorating with opossums.

ljdbjlasfbjk

Saddened by the lack of opossum support =(

Sameer Chopra

It is unreasonable to ask me to choose one of these on a Monday morning.

I am honestly surprised people don't want to see more of the opossum

Akhier Dragonheart

IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM AND CORRECTLY GUESSING THE RANKING IS A HYPOTHERMIA-INDUCING COLD COMFORT

I voted for Pintsize but I knew marigold would be winning.

Jason Holmes

Marigold! How long's it been, jeez! Hope she's ok...

David Cortesi

Y’all thirsty ;)

Phartsandwich

Erotic fanfic about Hannelore.

Tim Peterson

I miss Marigold!

Catherine Germann

how are we supposed to pick from these?

Melon. <b>Always</b> Melon.

awgiedawgie

Every single one of those was a hard choice, i want them all!

Lakaen

Only because we haven't seen a lot of Marigold recently, I _swear_.

Thomas A. Dennis

If this is the most difficult decision I have to make today (and it was VERY difficult), I'll take it.

Buddy film with pint size and opossum

Utaku Beta

I'm thinking a Pintsize Opossum buddy spy saga, "Possum Inadmissable"

Paracog Steadham

Yes, erotic is titillating, but I just want more Marigold! Although the choices were really equally attractive.

Douglas E. Smith

The first two happen in number 3

Ami

Why can't I like this more than once?????

Am Queue

Ironically, a lot of people say my erotic Yay/Melon fanfic does read like an opossum wrote it.

Dinosaur Sheriff

Dammit these are all so tempting!!! But how can I not vote for Marigold?

Dave

Tough choices. Decorate Yay's place?

ysth

My brain is threatening with filk about Pintsize's possum friend to the tune of TMBG's "Your Racist Friend"

Clifton Royston

If any one comic wins WE ALL LOSE. I won't play your GAMES Jeph.

Timothy Mann

✋

Alex Ives

I’m going to have to abstain from voting because I truly want to see all of these things.

SalsaBeard

I refuse to decide.

Yola Leroch

Same

JPMK! {verb}

I wonder how many votes for 3 got bled off to 2. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

I mean to be honest I want all 3.

Diana

I love democracy

I'm confused, there seems to be only one option in this poll :)

Stephen Wells

^^^ THIS ^^^

Auros Harman

I miss Pintsize!

nirev

Choosing between 1 and 3 took me several minutes (I went with 3). Please ,please bring the other one as well!

Viktor Speer

Shaun asking the real questions here.

TwoRavens

Yay and Melon wallpapering with Marigold's collection and a centerpiece Warhol-esque sculpture of Pintsize emerging from a possum pouch.

Summer Sudbrink

torn between 2 &amp; 3 but had to go with pintsize &amp; opossum

I second this. So many times.

TwoRavens

I'd like some more backstory and character development for that opossum. How did pintsize meet him? What interests do they share? Does the opossum owe somebody a life debt? So many questions!

Warren Garabrandt

You are a cruel, cruel person to force us to choose from among these options. :p

Summer Sudbrink

As much as I wanted to see the first option my morbid curiosity picked the third.

Bonnie Fiddis

If Pintsize &amp; Opossum don't win this month, I hope that option reappears. I love the potential of that one.

Oh man... I really want to see "Pintsize's Further Adventures with Opie the Oposum", but you draw sexy too good.

Chris Waldrip

You might get a more varied response if you offered all erotic choices, especially people will always pick the 1 erotic choice

All are good options, and I nearly voted for melon to help decorate, but I had to go with marigold.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

Annnd go! Haha!!!

picking one of these was hard

Kimberly Herman

Is it a cyborg opossum that escaped from a secret lab?

Captain Button

Of course Marigold's erotic fan fic is winning.

I need Marigold in my life.

You wrote Marigold and erotic in the same sentence. I am a simple creature. I'm not proud of it, but I'm also not ashamed of it.

Jim

Melon helping Yay decorate the opossum for Marigold’s Dramatic Fanfic Reading in Yay’s apartment?

Does Pintsize inherit Marten's last name? If PS takes the possum to the vet, are they gonna call it Possum Reed? Or, knowing PS, Dickballing Reed or something.

Shaun

What about Pintsize's The Toadies fanfic about Possum Kingdom?

Sam Schilling

the opossum is VERY sexy by opossum standards

Jeph Jacques

I'm not complaining as it's the one I voted for but I think it's safe to say sexy options will always win.

yeah this is pretty much going how I expected so far

Jeph Jacques

No real interest in the one that is winning by a wide margin, sadness!

Mark

I'm a simple non-binary person: I see Yay, I vote Yay.

Antoine Leblanc

I am happy with both the first and second choices right now.

Ted Van Roekel

How about Melon helping Yay decorate for Marigold's Erotic Fanfic Extravanganza?

Celine Chamberlin

I am not at shocked how this is going

Fenelthin

I feel like ‘Melon helps Yay decorate’ is a veritable mini series in itself.

James Dore

All of them?

difficult choice

Chris Henry