Pretty Convenient

Its wireless

Chris Arnold

Wait, I'm realizing I'm confused. Is it a wireless charging power source (for small portable devices, drawing power from her main battery) or a power input (to fill the main battery from some other source like the mains)? This is important engineering knowledge.

Yonatan Zunger

No matter how much I twiddle it, I can't pick up jazz fm!

Blakey

What kind of dongles and adapters can plug into her nipples? I am morbidly curious.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Haha, may is into it

Blakey

"this body" not "my body" :-(

Bagge

It's all about the T & A.

awgiedawgie

Maybe it changes her hair colour like it does for Momo.

awgiedawgie

Yeah, about 13 comments up the page.

awgiedawgie

from context, I'd guess it's shorthand for "at a level removed from my body" - like how a cousin from a different generation is once/twice/etc, removed

Grumpy Bird

... I've been using that for years.

Am Queue

It's not where I would have put it, that's for sure. Good thing I don't design bodies.

What does "at a remove" mean?

Wait. After Yay sedated Roko during a disassociative episode, Melon couldn't find Roko's charging cable. So Yay recharged her wirelessly. If their wireless charging is anything like current technology, the two points need to be within millimeters. Seems like an odd place to put it.

She's not in danger, she's just pushing her friend's buttons. And she has the user manual to know where they are! :D

Ardent Slacker

Ah, nipple jokes ❣️ my favorite jokes after butt jokes

Jan Gampe

Trying to work out if this is a Red Dwarf reference or just a coincidence - Kryten's right nipple could be turned to regulate body temperature and the left picked up shortwave radio transmissions.

quarridors

I want a wireless charging nipple...

Matt

So what happens when you pushes Roko’s belly button? Does her eyes change color? Does she start speaking in québécois?

Miyaa

no, it requires a nipple-kiss.

Joe

well, you know, there is ...

Joe

Elliot would probably do it this way too.

Shawn K. Younkin

I love that Roko is law-abiding enough to print her manual at the Kwikki-Mart and not at work. Because other than her and Bubbles, I think every other character in this strip would. Maybe not Hannelore, since she'd have her own clinically sanitized printer at home.

Douglas E. Smith

Agreed! Though any time I put something there, it falls over when I bend over to pick something up. Right thigh would be a lot more useful for me.

Boter Bug

going to be a good day of commentary on this one. One of the many reasons to be a Patreon supporter!

jimbo

I'm gonna start using "dead-tree version" from now on

Tachpmg

Shirt pocket is on the left, left nipple is a wireless charger, phone in shirt pocket recharges. This tracks as an excellent design choice.

Thomas Halpin

Free hugs anyone?

MikeT

Twist as hard as she might, she just can't get Jazz FM. I don't think she's equipped for a double polaroid though.

Chris Crowther

Has no-one has commented on the fact that using a nipple as a recharging point is very appropriate given their mammalian use for "charging" a baby?

Chris Crowther

....yeah, we did.

Thomas Boys

So a valid excuse for an awkwardly long hug can be “I just needed a little spark, honest!”

Andrew

She can speed read super fast by only detecting naughty words.

Andrew

The right one is for NFC. So instead of a fist-bump for payment, Bubbles has to grab her boob.

awgiedawgie

Also - Redacted?? Jeph, we never knew you were into *that* sort of filth!

Bill Hall

May’s personality is somewhat lacking in the “self-preservation instinct” department, innit?

Bill Hall

"STOP STEALING WIFI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Bagge

Lewd

Bagge

I just have the mental image of a titty-sucking Pintsize

Erin Moriarty

this

Lightsabr2

Ooh... a topic for the next bonus comic!

Chuck Dee

Well spotted!

Andrew Mitchell

The right one is a high-speed data interconnect for controlling... hmm, let's see here. Household appliances, light bulbs, bread makers...

Yonatan Zunger

Like Momo's original body?

Captain Button

Oh. My. God. The left nipple is for charging new AIs in tiny bodies. I'll bet she has a small AI factory in her lower abdomen. This is gonna be FUN!

BobC

May has a really high speed intuitive power to cut to the chase on interesting things. Several of her off-the-cuff observations about really complex social situations have come true. She also has the ability to cut through to things people find embarrassing at high speed. (But not to handle those with tact, yet.) She's powerful. I like her!

Shane Wegner

some distance between her mind and the information

Valk

In the second panel, "at a remove."? I don't know if there's a typo or I simply don't understand.

Alex H.

I'd recommend against that as a regular practice. A (male) friend of mine ended up with breast cancer that way. His doc confirmed that as the likely source.

Kajsa Anderson

Gosh, I knew Puberty 2.0 came with B.E.W.B.S. but *wireless charging*?!? Nice.

drone r0m-3

Most women use them to charge their babies, so I guess that works....

Chris Gallaty

BIGGGGGG supply of Dog's Milk left, ahmiraht? (LOL)

Kerin Schiesser

Most wireless chargers are circular if you take them apart. So it would be more that the charging coils would be under the areola. And pocketed shirts tend to have the pocket located over the left breast.

Mason Griffith

I'm sure there's a Red Dwarf joke in this...

SpookyPenguin

Inductive charging coils aren't going to electrify things that aren't set up to charge via inductive charging coils, so unless you've got a magnet hooked up to a car battery hooked up to your gonads, you're gonna be okay.

I imagine that there is a very small canister of baby formula powder. When the need arises Roko suddenly “feels” thirsty, drinks some water which is then combined with the powder and directed to the right nipple allowing her to feed a human infant. In an emergency situation of course.

Matthew Van Gangelen

But why on the nipple?

Nicholas Lopez

An electrified nipple seems like just BEGGING for trouble And not the fun kind, like you want

Fart Captor

......I require a diagram of this functionality....for....proper positioning.

Anthony Gaglianese

We've seen May and Momo communicate when they were trying to get Marbear and Dale together, so built in.

Michael Boettger

I mean, I keep my phone in the breast pocket in my shirts, which is over my left nipple. It would be very handy if it was a wireless chrger.

Jamieson

OF COURSE that's the first thing our gtumpy Horn-o-Tron sees. Never change May, never change.

Joel Bateman

Do AIs use cellphones, or are the features of cellphones built into them? If it's the latter, then a wireless charging port seems a little unnecessary.

JD

Can I, uh... read that manual? I need it for reasons.

Celine Chamberlin

Almond milk

orangejuicenut

Nice how she just happens to have a shirt pocket there Even more convenience

dirtknight

Um, what about the rjght?

Michael Boettger

I knew there had to be a practical reason for nipples!

Michael Boettger

My favorite part of this is that [REDACTED]