Ugh, It's A PDF

There's a blast from the past.

Derrik Pates

The condescending bubbly language in the alerts is almost as bad as the concept itself.

Flounder

Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air / I never thought I could feel so free

Trigon Manthree

In an event more dystopian turn Bubble's firmware makes her feel like she pet a puppy every time she punches something.

Taylor Kendall

Cliffnotes for AI manuals.

“So, Bubbles, I need to punch the face of the AI body assigner. Since I promised you that I wouldn’t test my new firmware, would you be willing to punch him for me? As hard as you can would be fine.”

Matt Grayson

damn, Faye has some great tits int he last panel!

Marc Tabor

Oh jeez - AIs Pre-loaded with crappy bloatware.

James Dore

My head figures that Faye started by asking her mom "Why am I so much thiccer than the other girls?"

Andrew

As Faye and Bubbles are running a business, the advice in panel 2 should be good for an extra $50 on the bill, at least.

Dean Reilly

My instruction manual would be a nightmare. Either that, or down to two: First: Open mouth. Next: Insert foot. Repeat as needed.

Joseph Bonnar

I wish other people came with instruction manuals. It would make relationships so much easier!

Andrew Mitchell

Is there a FAQ?

Mark

I know my wiring has been shorted and I’m not producing as much testosterone since I was 8, at least.

Miyaa

you can find the important stuff as you need it on stack overflow anyways

Jeremy J Nickurak

There is always fine print

Bagge

Bubbles's expression in last panel very clearly communicates a rather fond, "Okay, meatbag."

J.E. Melton

whut the whuuuuuuuuut

Fucking Kickstarter-ass puberty schedule

Griffon

Mine was defective from the start and didn't come with a warranty. The best I got was "Sorry, puberty 1.0-male was defective. Introducing puberty 2.0-female all the fun of puberty, but at the age of 39! Puberty 2.0! YAY!"

drone r0m-3

when you can "read" the manual in milliseconds, you'd think most robots would

Mark Thomas

"Just the FAQs, ma'am."

kaitou

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22how+do+i+convert+to+pdf%22&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj3_urEzP_mAhXEFlMKHYbpDOUQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=%22how+do+i+convert+to+pdf%22&gs_l=img.3..0l2j0i30j0i8i30l3j0i24l2.12496.19366..19676...0.0..0.185.2272.22j3......0....1..gws-wiz-img.......0i67j0i131.uqaSAuDjqWM&ei=E98bXrepDMStzAKG07OoDg&bih=947&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-1-d&safe=active

Captain Button

PDF is one of the fastest growing religions.

Captain Button

I never had a warranty to begin with. Would have been nice, with all that my body has been through.

awgiedawgie

I think my warranty ran out when I turned 45.

Max Kaehn

If you really want to be horrified, go look up Adobe's official specifications for PDF. In short: a fully compliant PDF reader must support both javascript and flash, and be able to open arbitrary network connections. I've seen PDFs with live webcam feeds embedded in them. Also: PDFs can have arbitrary files embedded in them as "attachments".

Barry Callahan

There is a vaguely foreshadowed future conversation with Faye's mom about Faye dating a large robot lady.

Gary Walker

Who reads manuals when you got a sweet emblem on your butt??

Shawn K. Younkin

"at least the wiki" or TL;DR

ysth

Almost expected to see Clippy with that warning.

William Foley

i wish i had a manual, i still don't know what's going on.

SpookyPenguin

Why not both.jpg

Grace Kieser

I just want to say I love Bubbles' face in that last panel. Made me chuckle.

A.A. aka Double

Oof, poor Roko, I can't imagine reading a manual about a body you already don't feel at home in would do much to actually make you feel More comfortable in it

Wish ours came with a manual. It seems most boys when they get their first boner out like it's broken. Lol

Joel Bateman

I'd like to see more of Faye's mom and sister just to see how they're doing in a future comic.

Nicholas Lopez

I want a warranty! Or a manual.

Ted Van Roekel