Lonely Island
Added 2020-01-02 07:48:07 +0000 UTC
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Somewhere there is a follow up comic with random person drunk-buying a goat.
Chris Crowther
2020-01-04 19:35:17 +0000 UTCCosette
Captain Button
2020-01-03 22:11:36 +0000 UTCmight have been a phone case one sale. I think He's enough of a penny pincher to go with a cheaper case than a preferred color.
Dan Curtis
2020-01-03 20:57:13 +0000 UTCDamn, I feel bad I can't remember the name of the girl in the panel with Steve.
Dan Curtis
2020-01-03 20:55:17 +0000 UTCDamn, I first thought it said "goat".
Nulgar
2020-01-03 15:15:06 +0000 UTCSo Dora sends a text to Marten, and Claire responds - the trust is sweet, but... Marten's phone is pink? I mean, go, Marten, but it doesn't exactly match his traditional indie chic, lol
2020-01-03 14:01:06 +0000 UTCI really love how Marten isn't one bit worried about having Claire check texts for him, and the text is from Marten's ex-gf, with whom Marten got drunk af the previous night, and it's all so wholesome and fine and happy and this entire comic makes me feel so squishy in my heart-meats.
Creepy Cat Lady
2020-01-03 12:50:11 +0000 UTCIf it wasn’t, they’d *never* be able to sell those boats
Jon Guyer
2020-01-03 10:36:20 +0000 UTCWe hadn't seen Steve in quite a while either.
awgiedawgie
2020-01-03 05:03:27 +0000 UTCHaven't seen Cosette in a while.
Randall Norman Pick
2020-01-03 03:29:07 +0000 UTCDid somebody we all know and love drunk buy a boat by any chance? Fess up! We'll understand (and all of us have done worse if only in our hearts)
2020-01-03 02:23:15 +0000 UTCducking Steeeve ...
Joe
2020-01-03 01:10:03 +0000 UTCCan't wait for the further boating adventures of Captain Steve and FirstMarten
MikeT
2020-01-02 23:53:35 +0000 UTCMaybe the aircraft carrier Yelling Bird and Sweet Tits hijacked. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2087
Captain Button
2020-01-02 23:35:22 +0000 UTCAt first, I thought that said, “I drunk-bought a GOAT!”, and for Steve, that still made perfect sense!
Brian Bailie
2020-01-02 20:33:12 +0000 UTCEven after the Singularity, autocorrect will be ducking with us ...
Bill Hall
2020-01-02 20:03:50 +0000 UTCTom Scott (YouTube Linguistics) would be so on that.
Miyaa
2020-01-02 17:58:31 +0000 UTCLater on, it will turn out that Steve drunk-bought the boat from Tortura and it looks something like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Independence_(LCS-2)
Hugh Eckert
2020-01-02 17:15:23 +0000 UTCI think it'd be funny if Drunk Steve thought he was buying a "Duck Boat" but ended up with the other end of that autocorrect, instead.
Barry Callahan
2020-01-02 17:10:48 +0000 UTCWell, at least it's not Dexter Morgan's...
Leak
2020-01-02 17:05:31 +0000 UTCSmall neat thing: anyone else notice how Claire and Dora write in different dialects of "Internet English?" Use of caps, where the punctuation goes... a small thing that fits them perfectly. (Yes, I'm a linguistics nerd.)
Yonatan Zunger
2020-01-02 16:45:07 +0000 UTCLooking forward to the rest of 2020 QC improving its Nautical Theme spending the rest of the year on sea! Brun can bring a harpoon.
Daniel Rydberg
2020-01-02 16:00:08 +0000 UTCMarten may have delegated her
Ace
2020-01-02 15:50:36 +0000 UTCSpeaking as someone who doesn't drink (various reasons, none of them Moral), It is ALARMING the number of things that are legit SO easy to do Drunk.
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2020-01-02 15:32:10 +0000 UTCBOAT is an Acronym.... Bust Out Another Thousand.
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2020-01-02 15:29:55 +0000 UTCthat's rude claire don't read other people's messages
2020-01-02 14:54:46 +0000 UTCOh, Jimbo definitely needs to be at the wedding. Tai's a huge fan of his writing, and something's almost bound to happen that will serve as fruitful inspiration.
Peter Jensen
2020-01-02 14:44:51 +0000 UTCI think it's also been mentioned that the tattoo parlors in town won't tattoo drunk people, but *will* let you book an appointment for when you're sober.
Peter Jensen
2020-01-02 14:42:25 +0000 UTCFind somebody interested in having a boat and get 'em drunk....
Wolfger
2020-01-02 13:46:10 +0000 UTCAnd to guy who drunk-sold it wakes up asking “dude, where’s my boat!”
Andrew
2020-01-02 12:52:08 +0000 UTCI can't believe you drunk-bought 87 tonnes of Trix
Matthew Harris
2020-01-02 12:49:48 +0000 UTCThat was my first thought. My second thought was, doesn't Steve have a Very Mysterious Job? The sort that might come with danger pay and mysterious bonuses? If so, he may have paid cash.
Nancie
2020-01-02 12:48:38 +0000 UTCWell, fortunately, a boat purchase of significant value is bound to involve a contract, and those can be voided when the person was impaired at the time (should be plenty of witnesses to that). He may still be on the hook for some expenses, but it's not on the scale of a money-hole (aka. a boat).
Peter Jensen
2020-01-02 12:34:14 +0000 UTCobviously drunk-tattoos would be too cliched
jimbo
2020-01-02 12:32:14 +0000 UTCNow, did Marten go halfsies on the boat with Steve?
Michael Boettger
2020-01-02 12:26:18 +0000 UTCThat's so funny, I just finished re-reading the comic and was thinking about where Cosette, Brun, Jimbo, Amir, Penelope and some other human characters have been lol
A.A. aka Double
2020-01-02 12:20:49 +0000 UTCI want a subscription to Wedding Maniacs.
Joseph Bonnar
2020-01-02 12:18:22 +0000 UTCDefinition of a boat... Funny shaped hole in the water into which you throw money.
Joseph Bonnar
2020-01-02 12:15:48 +0000 UTCThis is why you should always stay inside and eat cereal Steve!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2020-01-02 11:54:40 +0000 UTCAnybody need a boat in Wilhelmshaven? I‘d sell ,-) .
Tommm
2020-01-02 10:34:53 +0000 UTCwell now i desperately need that AU comic
LowEndLem
2020-01-02 09:42:59 +0000 UTCIt’s not just a boat, it’s a freaking yacht. And then realising it’s more economical to live on a yacht than renting an apartment, Steve, Cosette, and that Russian lady spy go live at the harbour in the yacht. And then they meet their next boat neighbour, Karla.
Miyaa
2020-01-02 09:40:57 +0000 UTCgorammit!
SpookyPenguin
2020-01-02 09:04:38 +0000 UTC"I can't believe you drunk-bought GREG NORMAN'S boat!"
Dean Reilly
2020-01-02 08:53:34 +0000 UTCOh, Hey Cosette, long time no see
Lord Crusade
2020-01-02 08:41:39 +0000 UTCI got of easy. I just drunk-bought an Artbook at Silvester. ^^"
haywire
2020-01-02 08:23:00 +0000 UTCOnly one thing to do - fence it off to the next poor bastard you get ddrunk with
Bagge
2020-01-02 08:20:36 +0000 UTCnonononono... everyone should have a FRIEND who has a boat.
Lightsabr2
2020-01-02 08:11:15 +0000 UTCYAY! The QC Squad has adopted another character!!!! I can't wait to get into her incredible relationship dynamics with the rest of the cast. And find out a lot about other aspects of her backstory. Typical QC things.
2020-01-02 08:10:32 +0000 UTCit's chekhov's boat now. there will be some epic QC storyline with our favourite characters fighting, i dunno, TERFs or something. and it's a losing battle. just as they've lost all hope, a miracle: like some sort of waterborne Big Damn Hero, Steve and his drunk-bought boat show up to save the day
LH
2020-01-02 08:08:20 +0000 UTCAll I can say is FUCKING STEEEEEVE.
Samantha Yeaman
2020-01-02 08:03:30 +0000 UTCTo be fair, it really SHOULDN'T have been that easy
Kinda Squirrely
2020-01-02 07:55:56 +0000 UTCA lot of phones autocorrect swears to things like that, for some odd reason. Like why is The Man trying to censor my potty mouth?
Mitchell Sealy
2020-01-02 07:54:08 +0000 UTChi cosette
Tamara Macadam
2020-01-02 07:52:52 +0000 UTC> ducked up That damn typo
R L
2020-01-02 07:52:38 +0000 UTCSteve pulled a Hangover?! 🤣😂
Andrea Andrew
2020-01-02 07:52:31 +0000 UTCI drunk-bought some pants once. Nice pants.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2020-01-02 07:50:45 +0000 UTCWell, now he has a boat. Everyone should have a boat.
Joel Bateman
2020-01-02 07:50:16 +0000 UTCLol ducked
Dkrewe
2020-01-02 07:49:59 +0000 UTCholy shit Steve you idiot. Perfectly in character
Dave, Duke of Fridges
2020-01-02 07:49:49 +0000 UTC
