Beepatrice's Other Job
Added 2019-12-25 09:52:30 +0000 UTC
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I bet this was a special order by Pintsize, and it is working according to his specifications.
Daniel Rydberg
2019-12-26 20:17:35 +0000 UTClook she's clearly blowing up an undercooked hot dog
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2019-12-26 10:19:55 +0000 UTCMister Torgue, definitely.
GregD
2019-12-26 03:27:38 +0000 UTCThis is safe for google ads, right? RIGHT?
Ami
2019-12-26 03:21:23 +0000 UTCwell that was hot :P
SpookyPenguin
2019-12-25 22:47:27 +0000 UTCThat's hot.
prettydragoon
2019-12-25 19:52:56 +0000 UTCThis is true. Products are sometimes tested to destruction. So this may be the expected result after all.
Michael Boettger
2019-12-25 19:25:37 +0000 UTCBut... are they just an OEM hiding behind different retail brands?
Chuck Dee
2019-12-25 19:06:39 +0000 UTCLord almighty, I feel my temperature rising... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2VYAtqRe0
Summer Sudbrink
2019-12-25 19:02:48 +0000 UTCRun 220 Volts at 20 Amps through a 6V-2A motor and that's exactly the results you'd expect.
Jason Zions
2019-12-25 18:04:36 +0000 UTCBeepatrice is such a good name, it makes me giggle every time
2019-12-25 17:44:43 +0000 UTCThe dildo worked as expected. They haven't yet gotten around to handling the exploding batteries. But that happened after the dildo test had passed.
BobC
2019-12-25 15:44:02 +0000 UTCClearly she's testing the new "Great Balls of Fire" lineup....
Chris Gallaty
2019-12-25 13:44:40 +0000 UTCIt's the 'as expected' that gets me. Is she testing flawed products to exact specifications? Does she have a woefully misinformed concept of human sexuality? Or is this product for a very niche set of fetishists? Questions abound...
Douglas E. Smith
2019-12-25 13:21:54 +0000 UTCAs a man, how the hell am I supposed to compete with that!?
Spoogle McGee
2019-12-25 12:41:51 +0000 UTCIt's important to find something enjoyable about your job
Bagge
2019-12-25 12:19:49 +0000 UTCWait, that test wasn't about the dildo blowing up! It was to test if the dustcloud at the end is heart-shaped, wasn't it?
Moritz Kohler
2019-12-25 11:26:21 +0000 UTCI mean, this is pretty reasonable. Part of the stress testing before a rocket or aircraft is certified involves putting it under higher and higher loads until it fails - why should dildos be tested to any lower of a standard?
Yonatan Zunger
2019-12-25 10:58:19 +0000 UTCI’m skeptical about their line of “power wands” and couple ring vibrators.
Miyaa
2019-12-25 10:45:35 +0000 UTCWhat a way to go
2019-12-25 10:13:18 +0000 UTCRemind me to buy toys from Beepatrice's factory.
Frederick Ohlmann
2019-12-25 10:11:08 +0000 UTCRemind me not to buy toys from Beepatrice's factory.
Wolfger
2019-12-25 10:09:31 +0000 UTCThe dildo factory? Duh
2019-12-25 10:00:34 +0000 UTCFunny enough, I'm pretty sure some people are into that.
Joel Bateman
2019-12-25 09:54:28 +0000 UTC...what kind of factory is she working at where that is "as expected" D:
magus424
2019-12-25 09:54:07 +0000 UTC
