Bonus Comic: Durrpelgangers

I used to have two CDs, "ragged copper claws"? "ultimate showdown"? I wonder if still have them. Now I have to search for that guy on the interweb.

Peabody

Love the "couch"... :^)

Christopher Beer

Roko is into roll play

Trigon Manthree

This is Arthur, not Punchbot. They look fairly similar but Punchbot is gray.

Clifton Royston

good golly - what would you have to PUT in a squirt gone to take out an android? LOL Even acid would probably only mess up their skin myomer or whatever it is, right? LOL Plus we ALL know why this is a fantasy. Punchbot would have PUNCHED her if he thought she was a threat, AMIRAHT?

Kerin Schiesser

I’d be interested as to how this plays out...

Sven is not a mooch. Just felt it necessary to add that :)

David Howe

Wait, melon has a tongue?

Jim Feldman

This could be the most epic storyline in QC

Jax

Lemon Demon

Comics Ladybird

the fake "murder" is just an excuse to go back in time and bang themselves. Admit it, we've all done it.

Thomas A. Dennis

Well, y'know... except for that pesky little detail of actually <i>being</i> Melon.

awgiedawgie

the problems that Roko is still working through with body dysphoria &amp; the seriousness with which they (who are 'they', exactly, by the bye) addressed the destruction of her original body, would seem to indicate that AI body swapping is not to be taken lightly or attempted frivolously. obviously, Momo and Winslow are counter-examples, but the circumstances were much different, and I'm not sure we have enough data to determine which is which in this reality.

Joe

well, it's a fair cop.

Joe

Melon would wear an unconvincing Melon disguise over a convincing Lemon disguise given a chance, so I don't blame her for believing Lemon's explanation.

Borg Lord

We kinda are

Bagge

Yeah... he just shot his roommate

Bagge

"normal"

Bagge

Maybe it’s not water.

awgiedawgie

Yes, they have a couch. They also have art hanging on the walls.

awgiedawgie

better cared for, certainly. but I'm curious how you obtained the insight as to their pube count, hmmm??

Joe

they're not mismatched. but only Melon is wearing them correctly.

Joe

"couch"

JPMK! {verb}

In that ONE Star Trek movie, try in seven Star Trek movies, and 79 episodes of Star Trek: TOS and thirteen episodes of Barbary Coast, years of TJ Hooker...

Jeffrey Anderson

this is the robot equivalent of playing cowboys and indians except its the two doors problem

SpookyPenguin

Socially appropriate murder

SheepFace2000

Maybe she's not water-proof and the water gun is more dangerous than you think...

Ignacio Calvo Martínez

And I see Art was just hanging out again, doing nothing to avert this catastrophe. I'd say he's acting walled-off, but he's actually walled-on.

BobC

Is it me or are lemon/melon using the same chassis as May? Just better cared for... and containing fewer pubes.

The stakes were never higher

With a time machine, the question is more like "What just did/can/might/will happen?"

Bagge

I love that Melon bought the explanation.

Bagge

The real Melon was inside you all along! *cue disturbing discovery*

KCkittysnores

But what if they did that again, but emoting like Kirk in that one Star Trek movie?

Emma Humphries

Love the mismatched socks/feet on the sisters! 💜

Cleo Schmitz

Arthur seems like a really good roommate.

Gary Walker

Seems like a normal day in that house

Joel Bateman

Sounds like the office Christmas party made your head hurt. At least this gives you a bit of amusement to go with your agony.

awgiedawgie

Ah, the time machine! It has the power to transport you into the future at the rate of one second per second!

Adam Abbott

I would like to think they traded socks with one another, but only 1 sock... because Melon

Queen to Queen’s level three!

Constantine Hannaher

Stahp! I just had office xmas party. You makea my head hurt!

Wolfger

You have a funny way of saying HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF THEY ACTUALLY HAD A TIME MACHINE!

Shawn K. Younkin

I mean, isn't that what we already have? :)

I'm not going to lie I really want to see a sitcom that features these characters and a few of the other crazier AIs in a Friend's-type environment. Coffee of Doom can be Central Perk, and the human characters can just be incidental cast in the background.

Erin Moriarty

What worries me is that these three might actually HAVE a time machine. That would not bode well for causality.

Noise

Next time they could switch bodies then dress up as themselves

Andrew

Spoiler: the time machine is a wind-up watch! *gasp*

Andrew

Pretty sure this is what happened to Raven 🤔

quarridors

This is very, very funny. I love the Melon Patch (what I'm calling this band of sweet wonderful dumbasses)

A.A. aka Double

JEPH, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE OUT CHARACTERS?! :C

Ami

[COMMENT]

Shaun

LMAO!!

Shawn K. Younkin

For research? Or porn?

Shawn K. Younkin

She has actually used them before.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729

Shawn K. Younkin

A murder most SQUIRT!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Ach. Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.

Maurice Kessler

Full disclosure: *I'm* a LARPer.

Hugh Eckert

LARPers.

Hugh Eckert

Shot her right in the melon.

Tudza

If the time machine doesn't work, can I have melon's chassis?

Along with blush panels, some AIs have dead x-eye options. They thought of everything!

Douglas E. Smith

This is exactly how I expected that to go. Was still entertained! 5 stars!

Grace Kieser

Hey. a little role play is never a bad thing.

Ted Van Roekel

A MURDER! A MURDER MOST FOUL!

jubs

Great fun watching you draw this tonight as well, really fascinating to see how it all comes together.

Richard Bennett

These idiots XD

Lord Crusade

Melons chassis sucks that much, also memo's was designed to deal with pervs

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

O NO

dirtknight

This is cute af

Nicholas Lopez

I like the Xmas socks/feet

Kenneth Carlile

Seriously? Momo walks on the bottom of a lake and Melon is done in by a squirt gun? AI dramatic roleplaying. I'm okay with this.

Michael Boettger

Oh my God this is the cutest!

Vachenzo

You absolutely delivered on the silliness with this one Jeph.

RavenQuote

What just happened? LOL

Max D S

Well she did accept her fate

Kyle Major

So adorable!

Hope she has a good backup policy

Leonardo Taglialegne

OH NOES

Tamara Macadam

COUCH ART

Jono Hayward

i would watch this sitcom

Hope